Than change your name to I
not enough, actually. I do recall telling him I was gonna break his fingers if he didnt stop harassing my girl though. I felt kinda bad afterwards though, that kid is too pathetic to threaten...
There are no rituals or contracts necessary, if you want to sell your soul to the devil; everyone who is not saved has, in effect, sold his or her soul to the devil. If you want to sell your soul to the devil, that's your business; just don't cheat yourself if you do: souls are going pretty cheaply these days: a second-hand car; a night with a prostitute; a dead-end job.
If you are going to sell your soul, at least get some memorable for it.![]()
how'd I puss out? I never apologized or made him know i felt bad for how pathetic he was. I never had to break/solidify my threat because he left her alone after that.You *****ed out, I would have kicked his ass.
There are no rituals or contracts necessary, if you want to sell your soul to the devil; everyone who is not saved has, in effect, sold his or her soul to the devil.
Don't sell yourself short.I'd sell my soul to the devil to have this thread closed.
The kids these days are too lazy to go read books and watch movies to get into witchcraft; Demons need to stay modern too.that is sad, so so sad, first. why would a demon need My Space? and messages from said My Space?
you see, this was my problem with The Ring. I was like "Haunted VHS Tape? WTF? It's 2003 *****! no one owns or rents VHS tapes anymore!!!!"
and yet.....Demons on my space....
I blame Hot Topic for this **** man! it's the tool of the devil![]()
That's fun to scare people with.ETM thinks saying 'Bloody Mary' in a haunted house may work. So rituals may...but is it worth it? He thinks...no.
But that would be the smart thing to do.then simply ignore it and don't come in...I don't wanna go through this with you in every single thread ass.
The last step made me laugh. It also made me think, Which is lamer? Stanatism or Scientology?http://www.ehow.com/how_110916_sell-soul-devil.html
How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil
Difficulty: Moderately challenging
Please note that although selling one's soul to the Devil is a very serious matter, this article may not be! That being said, the quickest way to sell your soul to the Devil is to join the Church of Satan (it takes a few hours). Established in 1966, the church teaches its members to take pride in having the strength and dedication to implement the tools of Satan and the wisdom to recognize the Unseen in our society.
Instructions
STEP 1: Find a cold room that has not received sunlight for three days and large piece of natural parchment paper that also has been in total darkness for three days.
STEP 2: Draw a large pentagram on the parchment paper and place it on the floor in order to protect yourself. Stay inside the pentagram from beginning to end. Treading outside it will make any mistake permanent.
STEP 3: Saturate the air with incense of your choice, and conduct the ritual in solitude to maintain full powers of concentration.
STEP 4: Take a vial of goat's blood (not sheep's blood, ever!) and scatter drops within the pentagram--but not outside it, and not on your feet. After the scattering you must not tread on the blood, otherwise you will carry it with you outside the pentagram.
STEP 5: Memorize and utter the Church of Satan Invocation: "In the name of all the Lords of the Abyss, I call out to the Powers of Darkness. Come to my aid for I am helpless before my adversaries. I am thy servant. Thy will is as my own. I am ever dutiful in serving thee. Come forth from thy dark abodes and answer to your names. Hear my plea!"
STEP 6: Send $100 to the Church of Satan (churchofsatan.com). In 16 weeks, you'll receive an embossed crimson card declaring you a member of the church. This card is your means for identifying yourself as a genuine member of the Church of Satan to other members.
What To Look For
Cold, dark room
Parchment
Incense
Goat's blood
Church of Satan invocation
Lifetime membership fee
Overall Tips & Warnings
Since Satanism is a philosophy that holds individualism as one of its main values, the Church of Satan doesn't expect all its members to agree on everything--or even to get along with each other.
Once you complete the ritual, the adamantine Gates of Hell are thrown open. Boldly stride within and learn about the "Feared Religion," or slink away in fear and ignorance. The choice is yours.
Your soul determine your eternal life. Do not sell your soul to demon.
He won't answer because the call is coming from Hades.No, but I've prayed to god furiously and he's never seemed to answer my calls. The devil doesn't look so bad anymore![]()
yes, i believe i have said that before.
but from what i can remember i was on the toilet and have a tendency for saying anything at a time like that.![]()
what did you sell it for?![]()
Now that's selling yourself for good reason.toliet paper.
Yet you still come in.This thread is full of idiots.
I don't buy that B.S.
I'm not sure what your disagreement is here, Addendum. Perhaps you don't believe in a devil. I do believe in a devil: He's the serpent mentioned in the Book of Genesis; also the dragon mentioned in the Book of Revelation.
You believe in magical talking snakes that tells women to eat fruit?