Ever watched a porn video..

[GoldenAgeHero]

and got turned off by the actors or actresses, or been in situation where the actress was so hott yet the dude was so fugly, that you just ended up not watching it, despite the really hot chick?

 

[Erzengel]

Trying to reclaim your title?

 

[Sabretooth]

DOG LIPS loves to show off his ass in his homemade pornos. I'd rather see a good shot of that golden retriever he tries to hide.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

the paris hilton sex tape......and there was this one ...i forgot...it was just too weird

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Trying to reclaim your title?

how about you answer the damn question, instead of trying to be a smartass.

 

[Erzengel]

But this is more fun.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

edit: lol. i see you caught it.

 

[kypade]

more like sophmoronic.

 

[Lackey]

and got turned off by the actors or actresses, or been in situation where the actress was so hott yet the dude was so fugly, that you just ended up not watching it, despite the really hot chick?


boy did that come off sophmoric

 

[Immortalfire]

Seconded.

 

[DOG LIPS]

DOG LIPS loves to show off his ass in his homemade pornos. I'd rather see a good shot of that golden retriever he tries to hide.

Shut up and keep buying my films, skank!

 

[The Apocalypse]

After d/l this porn on limewire I was watching it..n this girl had a hot face and stuff but then the camera panned down and she had a penis..that turned me off so I shut it off. Not a fun time.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I remember watching this one video of a pig fudging the hell out of this girl. It was in a barn and hay-y. The girl was in pain cause of the hooves clawing into her back. And the pig wouldn't stop squealing cause its a goddamn pig. It was impossible to get and maintain an erection. So I had to mute it.. that did the trix. T'was H-aw-t.

 

[Badger]

I remember watching this one video of a pig fudging the hell out of this girl. It was in a barn and hay-y. The girl was in pain cause of the hooves clawing into her back. And the pig wouldn't stop squealing cause its a goddamn pig. It was impossible to get and maintain an erection. So I had to mute it.. that did the trix. T'was H-aw-t.

That was funny and repulsive all in one post, well done!

 

[Wolverine Fan]

Yes, I saw one and I didn't like it much.

 

[Sofa]

Yes, I saw one and I didn't like it much.

Leave.

 

[Wolverine Fan]

Why should I? And I'm not.

 

[Venom Drool]

sigh

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I remember watching this one video of a pig fudging the hell out of this girl. It was in a barn and hay-y. The girl was in pain cause of the hooves clawing into her back. And the pig wouldn't stop squealing cause its a goddamn pig. It was impossible to get and maintain an erection. So I had to mute it.. that did the trix. T'was H-aw-t.

wtf

 

[kypade]

why did you edit your "that sounded sophmoric" line, GAHY?
now my "more like sophmoronic" looks out of place.

 

[Frico]

Once. O.O

Oh, I still dread that day.

















Thank god it didn't happen while I was watching my favorite porn star, Naomi though.

 

[Savage]

Once. O.O

Oh, I still dread that day.

















Thank god it didn't happen while I was watching my favorite porn star, Naomi though.

Naomi + Charlotte = Awesome

What I hate is when the male porn stars keep talking into the camera or the camera guy is so fixated on their facial expressions. People say and do some of the dumbest s**t when they're in the moment. Camera or not.

 

[Erundur]

I remember watching this one video of a pig fudging the hell out of this girl. It was in a barn and hay-y. The girl was in pain cause of the hooves clawing into her back. And the pig wouldn't stop squealing cause its a goddamn pig. It was impossible to get and maintain an erection. So I had to mute it.. that did the trix. T'was H-aw-t.

What the...

 

[Frico]

Naomi + Charlotte = Awesome

And here I thought I was the only one who thought so! up:

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Naomi + Charlotte = Awesome

What I hate is when the male porn stars keep talking into the camera or the camera guy is so fixated on their facial expressions. People say and do some of the dumbest s**t when they're in the moment. Camera or not.

exactly. i would've mentioned that but as you can i would've been the center of tons of gay jokes if i said that.