Ever watched a porn video..

[GoldenAgeHero]

Some of you really creep me out.

bwahahahaha. agreed.

 

[jaguarr]

This thread makes me feel funny.

Funny how? Like when you used to climb the rope in gym class kind of funny?

jag

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Funny how? Like when you used to climb the rope in gym class kind of funny?

jag

why would that be funny?

 

[Darren Daring]

The same kind of funny I would feel when Elliot would call his brother "penis Breath"

My tummy doenst' like it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

bwahahahaha. agreed.

He was talking about you.

 

[jaguarr]

why would that be funny?

Would you be a dear and go take Maxwell Smart's autism test, please?

jag

 

[jaguarr]

The same kind of funny I would feel when Eelliot would call his brother "penis Breath"

My tummy doenst' like it.

Yeah, that's definitely mildly conducive to abdominal cramping.

jag

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Would you be a dear and go take Maxwell Smart's autism test, please?

jag

i got bored and stopped at question 2.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

He was talking about you.

NO!!!

 

[Dangerous]

Marilyn Chambers was my fav.

 

[The Fonz]

and got turned off by the actors or actresses, or been in situation where the actress was so hott yet the dude was so fugly, that you just ended up not watching it, despite the really hot chick?

That kinda crap only happens to me when the camera man starts focusing on the dude. Like when they're in doggy, it's cool as long as the cameraman doesn't start showing from behind the dude. Then it's mostly his ass. Then I fast forward.

 

[Erzengel]

i got bored and stopped at question 2.

Bored? Or autistic?

 

[The Fonz]

After d/l this porn on limewire I was watching it..n this girl had a hot face and stuff but then the camera panned down and she had a penis..that turned me off so I shut it off. Not a fun time.

hahahahaha! That's why ya gotta look at the category and know which pornstars to watch. Lauren Phoenix is my current fave.

 

[The Fonz]

mmmm. Tera Patrick. *drools*

Soooo...overrated.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Bored? Or autistic?

both.

 

[blind_fury]

Soooo...overrated.

blasphemy!

ok porn snob, name 3 porn stars hotter than Tera Patrick!

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Didn't Morg say no more threads about Porn???????????

 

[USMC]

in before close.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Funny how? Like when you used to climb the rope in gym class kind of funny?

Btw, Garth finally got pubes.


"You didn't tell 'em about my pubes did ya?"

No, of course not.

 

[The Fonz]

blasphemy!

ok porn snob, name 3 porn stars hotter than Tera Patrick!

Too easy.
Ryan Conner
Velicity Von
Olivia O'Lovely...go to freeonesdotcom and check 'em out.

Sorry man but everything sex-related: dating, romance, prostitution, stripping, porn is my territory. I'm the Fonz. Sex and Fighting is my thing.

 

[redmarvel]

I tried watching porn a couple of times... and what turned me off more than anything else were the so-called "plots"

 

[Kritish]

and got turned off by the actors or actresses, or been in situation where the actress was so hott yet the dude was so fugly, that you just ended up not watching it, despite the really hot chick?

Goldenagehero tried to make me his congressional page.

 

[jaguarr]

I tried watching porn a couple of times... and what turned me off more than anything else were the so-called "plots"

Try some of Candida Royale's films. They're produced by women for couples and tend to be a bit more well done than your average porn fare.

jag

 

[PWN3R]

and got turned off by the actors or actresses, or been in situation where the actress was so hott yet the dude was so fugly, that you just ended up not watching it, despite the really hot chick?

I think you enjoy watching the guy ****ing more than the girl.

 

[KingOfDreams]

If I decide to watch porn, usually it doesn't involve a dude.