EWWWWW Workplace:o

I enjoy taking dumps in public places and find it special when no one interrupts me.
 
worst public restrooms are convenience store restrooms, their probably the dirtiest as well. :nono:
 
Any portable potty is a big no-no...I even try to hold my pee so that I don't have to use them:o
 
I work in a retail store. Believe it or not, our men's bathroom is usually very clean.

One day I had bathroom duty so I get all my cleaning supplies and walk into the bathroom. I'm hit with this horrible stench and I soon find out that some guy is in the handicap stall taking a crap.

I literally stand there and wait 10 minutes while he finishes up. Of course, it's much worse because I have to go right in behind him and clean up his mess. First off, there is crap smeared all in the toilet bowl. You know, the kind that a few flushes won't get rid of so I have to get a scrubber and get rid of the excess poop.

Then, I lift up the seat and there is poop smearing underneath the seat. How this man got it there is beyond me.
 
Of the 3 sports venues in Atlanta, Turner Field has the worst restrooms. One time I happened across a long stick of poop standing straight up in the toilet bowl. :csad:

Wrigley Field has worser. Urinal trough
 
what is a Urinal Trough?

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Ohhh yes...a lovely place to stare at other men's peniis.
 

I used one of those one time when I went to the auto show, and a guy came up next to me and started a ****ing conversation while going. :o And he sounded like a cross between Paul Lynde and Charles Nelson Reilly, so I was doing everything possible to divert his attention away from my package.
 
I work in a retail store. Believe it or not, our men's bathroom is usually very clean.

One day I had bathroom duty so I get all my cleaning supplies and walk into the bathroom. I'm hit with this horrible stench and I soon find out that some guy is in the handicap stall taking a crap.

I literally stand there and wait 10 minutes while he finishes up. Of course, it's much worse because I have to go right in behind him and clean up his mess. First off, there is crap smeared all in the toilet bowl. You know, the kind that a few flushes won't get rid of so I have to get a scrubber and get rid of the excess poop.

Then, I lift up the seat and there is poop smearing underneath the seat. How this man got it there is beyond me.
Lol. That reminds me of my co-worker who had to clean crap out of a toilet. He had to break it up in order to flush it, but as soon as he did so he barfed all over the place. Lmao funniest thing ever.
 
Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb:o

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home:cmad:

Ugh, washrooms at work places are downright disgusting. Whenever I show up to work in the morning, I go to the locker room to get my stuff and somebody is over in the stall's pinching a loaf which emits an unimaginable odor. I might as well wear one of the hazard suits with the air tanks and helmet.

:csad:
 
Luckily where I work we have febreze to use after a person is done using the bathroom.
 
I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVAR take a dump at school. Just common courtesy. I hate when people just destroy toliets in public places...

You're young... you'll pop your poopy toilet cherry yet.
 
Are you eating the poop?:huh:
You are aware that you can taste things through your sense of smell yes:huh: And that a very pungent aroma can clear your nose and head straight to your taste buds:o
 
You are aware that you can taste things through your sense of smell yes:huh: And that a very pungent aroma can clear your nose and head straight to your taste buds:o

So you're eating ****.
 

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