Fable III

[TheCorpulent1]

Did you ever notice that the Men's Pyjama top looks a lot like a polo shirt? I put it together with some pants, dyed it pink and the pants a denimy blue, and saved it on a mannequin. I call it "the Soccer Mom."

 

[El Bastardo]

You should have added your Picard-facepalm pic to that post, Corp.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're just jealous that you never thought of making a soccer mom outfit yourself.

Now I just gotta find some pies and have my princess gain 30 lbs.

 

[Crimson King]

Hah! I want to try that.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If El Bastardo ever joins my game, the first thing I'm doing is switching to the Soccer Mom.

 

[El Bastardo]

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You will gaze upon its glory and weep with joy!

 

[Crimson King]

Your hammer shall be called "Muffin Top." You will have Jennifer Aniston hair.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Heh, I should change that tonight. My default pistol is called "Wasp Sting" and my default rifle is, of course, "Boomstick." Oh, and my dog is named "Cat."

Oh yeah, Scythe's Hammer, I think, is the hammer I'm using now. I guess the other names jogged my memory.

 

[El Bastardo]

Just got a new rifle, The Equaliser, from the Aurora Demon Door.

85 Damage, no damage upgrades. Instead:
Vigilante - Kill 150 mercenaries - +30% Damage vs. Evil Human Enemies
Woodward - Drag 10 criminals to jail - +Shotgun Spray
Night Watchman - Kill 200 enemies at night - +40% Damage to Enemies at Night

Eh.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, if you're good, the evil human enemies bonus is pretty sweet. Shotgun spray's always good, too.

Do rifles always have only 2 shots? I'd prefer to use one, but I like being able to shoot more than twice before the enemeis are right on top of me.

 

[El Bastardo]

Twice? I can fire four times. Maybe it's based on how many Ranged chests you've opened? Pistols have four shots before reloading for me, too.

I don't know what the game constitutes as "Evil Humans," though. I mean, if it's just mercenaries and bandits and the like, who are actually the only human enemies I can even think of, then it's largely useless.

 

[El Bastardo]

Oh, for anyone still playing the game: I have some spare Best Buy DLC codes if you want one.

 

[Wolvieboy17]

The more you level up a rifle the more shots it can fire, although that may differ depending on your play style.

@El Bastardo, I think Logans elite guards also qualify for evil humans, as do Ferrets men.

 

[El Bastardo]

... Well.

I unlock the level 5 melee chest.

Hero Sword gets the following:
"Your weapon has reacted to your venereal disease by adopting a venomous aura."

 

[Crimson King]

Your "sword" has a venomous aura. Huh huh.

I think I'm winding down on this game. Two and a half playthroughs might be enough. Castlevania, here I come!

 

[El Bastardo]

Three more gnomes to go! Die die die die die!

 

[El Bastardo]

Hah! Take that, you durned gnomes.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh, for anyone still playing the game: I have some spare Best Buy DLC codes if you want one.

Me! MEEEEEE!!!!

What do they give you?

Twice? I can fire four times. Maybe it's based on how many Ranged chests you've opened? Pistols have four shots before reloading for me, too.

I don't know what the game constitutes as "Evil Humans," though. I mean, if it's just mercenaries and bandits and the like, who are actually the only human enemies I can even think of, then it's largely useless.

I think pistols have five for me. I've never counted, though.

 

[El Bastardo]

PM'd you the code, Corp.

Poor Brian the gnome-lover.

And it got me the Gnomewrecker gun. Ooh.

Gnomewrecker = pistol
74 base damage (with the level 4 Ranged chest)
Shortist - Kill 200 short enemies - +30% damage vs. short enemies
Insulter - Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions - +10 extra damage
Smasher - Kill 100 enemies with flourishes - +10 extra damage

Though the upgrades would pretty much suck to do, I think it would come out to the highest damaging gun in the game. At least, it's the highest one I've seen.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Thanks, I'll try it tonight.

I'm at 30 gnomes right now. I hate hearing the little bastards and then eliminating hiding spots until I realize they're in an area I can't get to yet. That happened with a locked gate in Bowerstone Industrial. Luckily, I decided to do some random quests and one of them turned out to be the animal liberation thing that opened that gate.

 

[El Bastardo]

Haha, yeah, that happened to me too.

I wound up finding all the Auroran flowers without even opening the quest. Go figure. I just wanted to look around once I got over there.

And I just got the Super Hero achievement, too. Close to the key one. I'm only down two silver keys and one gold key, dernit.

I'm up to... 27 weapons, I think. I have two or three more I think I can unlock. Considering ~25 spawn per game, I cannot believe the level of bad luck I've had, that in joining two of my friends' worlds, I wound up with a ton of duplicates.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I want to get the clothing achievement. Mostly because I just want all the clothing. I've moved from Soccer Momming it up to attempting to duplicate comic characters' looks. After a failed attempt to do the Joker (the Harlequin makeup and dying the short, wavy hairstyle green were literally the only things that worked), I tried an all-white Phantom Rider look but didn't like it. I dyed it all red instead and made the princess a redhead. Red Riding Hood!

 

[El Bastardo]

All I need is the Queen outfit, but I deleted the princess I want to remake before shipping her Queen outfit to my guy. >_<

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh yeah, I still gotta become the queen. I was gonna do that last night but noticed a massive list of side quests had opened up, so I did those instead. I really want that crown; all the other hats suck.