Iron Man Favorite lines from Iron Man

[Eddie Brock]

I know this isn't 100% accurate:

Pepper: Ewwwww.. I think I got it.
Tony: Good. Now don't touch the sides... GAHHH... and pull it... all the way out.
Pepper: Tony, what's wrong?
Tony: Oh nothing... just Cardiac arrest. Now just take this and connect the wires and don't touch the GAHHH... sides.

You meshed two different lines together, but I agree that I loved the scene.

 

[BMM]

Haha. That scene was well done.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Pepper: Don't ever...EVER...make me do anything like that EVER again.
Tony: But...you're all I have.
*awkward silence*
Tony: Well...

 

[Snikt]

Tony: If you douse me again when I'm not on fire I will donate you to the city college.

Tony: Please don't follow me around with that thing. It makes me feel like I'm going to spontaneously catch on fire.

 

[Iceman]

I think I'm the only one who was bothered by the "Next time, baby" line. It just seems like there had to have been a less cheesy way of saying that.

Agreed

Appreciate the reference but it could have been handled better.

 

[webhead731]

This was probably one of the funniest comic book movies to date. Like not one that's a parody I mean.

One I love is when Stark is playing while they're giving out awards. And then Rhodes gets there and starts talking to him and Stark's like "yeah so when is it?" and Rhodes hands it to him and Stark says "oh there it is that was easy".

Makes me laugh just the way it's delivered.

 

[Superhero 101]

This was the Jet scene i don't know how it exactly went

Stark: Right, I was driving, through the canyon, where I go for a jog.
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Rhodes: You know you owe me a plane.

Tony: Well Technically he shot at me first.
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Tony: No one's allowed to talk, is that it? You're not allowed to talk?
Driver: No, you intimidate them.
Tony: Good God! You're a woman!
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Tony: Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?
Pepper: Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.
Tony: That's funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there. I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?

 

[Immortalfire]

My buddy used one of the lines this week, upon getting a new stereo for his car. He said "I built it IN A CAVE! FROM A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!"

I lol'd t:

 

[SFII]

"I don't blow on a man's dice."
or is it "I don't blow on another man's dice". ? someone correct me. i need the exact line.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Jarvis: The render is complete.
Tony: A little ostentatious, don't you think?
Jarvis: What was I thinking? You're usually so discrete.
Tony: Tell you what...throw a little hotrod red in there.
Jarvis: Oh, yes, that'll help you keep a low profile.

I :heart: Paul Bettany.

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

That was Bettany!?!?! No WAY!

 

[kedrell]

^Yep, sure was.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

"I'd like to talk to you about the Avenger's Initiative."

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

^Yep, sure was.

Awesome.

 

[Finlandman]

" I'm Ironman"

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Isn't it sad we got more funny lines in this film than from 6 1/2 hours of spiderman....

oh and jeff's BUNCH of SCRAPS line is probably the best villain delivery of dialogue in any superhero film. The whole essence of tony stark's flair, envy and brilliance is summed up in one line.

 

[The Caped Knight]

IRON MAN : "He's all yours."

Obadiah Stane: TONY STARK BUILD IT IN A CAVE!!!! WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!!!

Agent Phil Coulson: I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: That's quite a mouthful.

Agent Phil Coulson: I know. We're working on it.

Tony Stark: [to Stan Lee] Lookin' great, Hef.


Jim Rhodes: [talking over phone] What the hell is that noise?

Tony Stark: I'm driving with the top down.

Jim Rhodes: Well, I need your help right now.

Tony Stark: Funny how that works, huh?

Jim Rhodes: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few cliques from where you were being held.

Tony Stark: Well, I'd say that's a hot spot. Sounds...
[takes a breath]

Tony Stark: like someone stepped in and did your job for you.

Jim Rhodes: Why do you sound out of breath, Tony?

Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging through the canyon.

Jim Rhodes: I thought you were driving.

Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm going for a jog.

Jim Rhodes: You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?

Tony Stark: Nope.

Jim Rhodes: Good, because we got a lock on something and we're about to blow it to kingdom come.

Tony stark : That's my exit

Jim Rhodes: This isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. Do you understand me? Do you understand that?

Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment. It's a suit. It's me!

Tony Stark: They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Agent Phil Coulson: Please just call us S.H.I.E.L.D


Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.

Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?

Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.

Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.


Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark! Christine Everheart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you a couple of questions?

Hogan: [whispers to Stark] She's cute.

Tony Stark: [whispers to Hogan] She's alright?
[turns around]

Tony Stark: Hi!

Christine Everheart: Hi.

Tony Stark: Yeah. Okay, go.

Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?

Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

Christine Everheart: And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?

Tony Stark: That's not bad. Let me guess... Berkeley?

Christine Everheart: Brown, actually.

Tony Stark: Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.

Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?

Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.

Christine Everheart: I can see that.

Tony Stark: I'll like to show you firsthand.

 

[TNC9852002]

Someone has either got a bootleg copy, or has seen this movie way too many times.

-TNC

 

[fu manchu]

or a copy of the script. But i'm betting he got a bootleg copy!

 

[Eddie Brock]

Isn't it sad we got more funny lines in this film than from 6 1/2 hours of spiderman....

oh and jeff's BUNCH of SCRAPS line is probably the best villain delivery of dialogue in any superhero film. The whole essence of tony stark's flair, envy and brilliance is summed up in one line.

I know. I'm really tempted to make my location: A CAVE! WITH SCRAP PARTS!

 

[shigsy2003]

"Next time baby"

"He's all yours"

[BLACKOUT]"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative" [/BLACKOUT]

"Let's face it this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing"

"I am Iron Man"

 

[nameless_hero]

"Cheeseburger first, then press conference."

 

[Eddie Brock]

"Cheeseburger first, then press conference."

It was just, "Cheeseburger first." That was the brilliance of it.

 

[nameless_hero]

great line, plus promotional spot and sponsorship for BK

 

[kedrell]

"I never had a taste for this sort of thing. But I must admit, I'm deeply enjoying the suit."