Iron Man Favorite lines from Iron Man

[fu manchu]

i love all the lines mentioned in this thread!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Downey did some serious promotion for Burger King cause whenever I see or think of that scene... I get such a craving for a cheeseburger.

 

[LostSon88]

Every single line.

 

[nameless_hero]

Priceless

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

"Im not Tony stark...but if i were i would really aprecciate it...well tony...hes always working" *tony throwing a dice* i lol´d

"Ocassionally taking out the trash" everyone went "Ohhh" and some guy behind said "owned"

"is it better to be feared or respected i say...isnt to much to ask for both? they say the best weapon is the one you´ll never have to fire i completely disagree i say the best weapon is the one you only need to fire once thats how my dad did it thats how america does it...and it has worked pretty well so far now with that said i present the crown jewel of stark industries*jericho fires* the jericho" "next time baby" "im here to talk about the avengers initiative" "TONY STARK BUITL THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS" "Did you solved the freezing problem?" "Freezing problem?" "Work on it" "IM IRON MAN" "IM WAR MACHINE BABY"

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

"No gang signs."

 

[EML]

"IM WAR MACHINE BABY"

the hell?

 

[TNC9852002]

Massive fail.

-TNC

 

[Clark Kent]

My personal favourite selection from IMDb:-

Spoiler

Tony Stark: [toasting after giving a weapon's demonstration] To Peace.

Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
Christine Everheart: And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?
Tony Stark: That's not bad. Let me guess... Berkeley?
Christine Everheart: Brown, actually.
Tony Stark: Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.
Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?
Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.
Christine Everheart: I can see that.
Tony Stark: I'd like to show you firsthand.

Tony Stark: Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?

Jim Rhodes: [eyeing an extra Iron Man suit] Next time, baby.

Spoiler

Jim Rhodes: [whispering] Just stick to the cards, sir.
Tony Stark: [holds up his notes and pauses, then puts them down] The truth is... I am Iron Man.

Tony Stark: Give me a Scotch. I'm starving.

Spoiler

Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.

Tony Stark: Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.
Tony Stark: That's funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there. I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?

Tony Stark: What are you trying to get rid of me for? You got plans?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: As a matter of fact, I do.
Tony Stark: I don't like it when you have plans.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
Tony Stark: It's your birthday?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Yes.
Tony Stark: I knew that. Already?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year...
Tony Stark: Well, get yourself something nice for me.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I already did.
Tony Stark: Yeah? Nice?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Oh, it's very nice, yes... very tasteful. Thank you, Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: You're welcome, Ms. Potts.

Ramirez: You intimidate them, sir.
Tony Stark: Good God, you're a woman!

Tony Stark: You got a family?
Yinsen: Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?
Tony Stark: [quietly] No.
Yinsen: So you're a man who has everything, but nothing.

Yinsen: [to Stark] Don't waste your life.

Jim Rhodes: Hey Tony.
Tony Stark: I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.

Jim Rhodes: [upon rescuing Stark] How was the fun-vee?

Agent Phil Coulson: I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: That's quite a mouthful.
Agent Phil Coulson: I know. We're working on it.

Tony Stark: [to Stan Lee] Lookin' great, Hef.

Tony Stark: Where'd you get that dress?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: It was a birthday present... from you, actually.
Tony Stark: I got great taste, don't I?

Jim Rhodes: [talking over phone] What the hell is that noise?
Tony Stark: I'm driving with the top down.
Jim Rhodes: Well, I need your help right now.
Tony Stark: Funny how that works, huh?
Jim Rhodes: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few klicks from where you were being held.
Tony Stark: Well, I'd say that's a hot spot. Sounds...
[takes a breath]
Tony Stark: like someone stepped in and did your job for you.
Jim Rhodes: Why do you sound out of breath, Tony?
Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging through the canyon.
Jim Rhodes: I thought you were driving.
Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm going for a jog.

Engineer: Mr. Stane. Sir, we've explored what you've asked us and it seems as though there's a little hiccup. Actually, um...
Obadiah Stane: A hiccup?
Engineer: Yes, see to power the suit... sir, the technology doesn't actually exist. So it...
Obadiah Stane: Wait, wait, the technology? Here is the technology. I've asked you to simply make it smaller.
Engineer: Okay, sir, that's what we've been trying to do but honestly, it's impossible.
Obadiah Stane: [yelling] Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
Engineer: Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.

Obadiah Stane: Hold still, you little prick!

Tony Stark: They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [after Stark's one night stand with Christine] I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go.
Christine Everheart: You must be the famous Pepper Potts.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [smiles and nods] Indeed I am.
Christine Everheart: After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

Tony Stark: [recording a log as he tests his rocket boots] Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety.
[turns to robot]
Tony Stark: If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
[performs test then lands]
Tony Stark: Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously.

Pratt: Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
Tony Stark: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.

Iron Monger: Face it, Tony, my suit is more advanced in every way!
Iron Man: Yeah? How'd you fix the icing problem?
Iron Monger: Icing problem?
[his suit begins to fail]
Iron Man: [knocks on the other suit's frozen helmet as Obadiah begins to fall away from him] Might want to look into it.

Tony Stark: [explaining to Jim Rhodes as to why he was late for his plane] I was doing a piece for Vanity Fair.

Agent Phil Coulson: Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: Yeah?
Agent Phil Coulson: Agent Coulson.
Tony Stark: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from the...
Agent Phil Coulson: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Tony Stark: Whew! God, you really need a new name for that.
Agent Phil Coulson: Yeah, I hear that a lot.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Agent Couslon, I just wanted to say thank you very much for all of your help.
Agent Phil Coulson: That's what we do. You'll be hearing from us.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: From the Strategic Homeland...
Agent Phil Coulson: [interrupting] Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.

Tony Stark: Ooh, this looks important.
[rips out Ironmongers optic cables]

Iron Man: [picks up terrorist, throws him to civilians] He's all yours.

 

[CanaryFan]

I am Ironman!

 

[The Caped Knight]

Someone has either got a bootleg copy, or has seen this movie way too many times.

-TNC

I've seen the movie 6 times already.

 

[spiderfan970]

well, okay I'll try this again.

I'm trying to remember the one at the end of the movie where Stark is giving the conference and says something like "Of course I'm not a superhero, that'd be (forgot the word) and fantastic." Its something like that, but I know that is wrong. Is it "outlandish and fantastic?" thanks guys.

 

[P.B.&Chocolate]

^ Yes, it's outlandish and fantastic.

 

[Fanticon]

IM: "This looks important!" *rips Iron Monger's auto aim wiring out*

It was delivered in pure page to screen fashion...great line.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Rhodes: Next time, baby.

The guy right next time had a geekgasm.

My whole movie theater had a geekgasm filled with thundrous applause and cheers.

 

[imnotbatman]

"sorry sir, the techology doesnt exist..."


TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!!!!!!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!


that line made me crack the f*** up, bridges delivery was soooo untentionally funny.