Tony: Good God, you're a woman! Really, I never would have called that. I mean, I'd apologize but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.
Woman Soldier: I'm an airman.
Tony: You actually have excellent bone structure. I'm having a hard time not looking at you now, is that weird?
Tony: You're kidding me with the hand up, right?
Tony: Peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace.
Male Soldier 1: Is is true that you went 12 for 12 on last year's Maxim cover models?
Tony: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but luckily Christmas was twins.
Wow...that first scene is sweet in and of itself. In the first 2 minutes, you already know the movie is going to be hilarious.