The Top Ten
"First Steps" Quotes...
10
Flash: Oh she's in my BIO CLASS alright!
Judging by the inflection, it seems that by "Bio Class" Flash meant "list of girls to nail"! Looks like this episode's double entendre!
10.5
Harry: Then it's settled! This Saturday, we're a foursome!
On second thought...
9
Li'l Girl: Mr. Sandman?
Sandman: Yes?
Li'l Girl: Thanks.
Sandman: Don' mention it kid. Now run along, it's gettin' cold out.
Awwwww<3 He's not a total reprobate, but Sandman ain't a sob story like he was in SM3 either.
8
Sally: Well do ya hafta hold his hand!? You're turning off our entire demographic!
Ahahahaha! Oh Sally! You're the most hated character on this show but damn it all, you get some slick one-liners!
7
Sandman: How!? How are you ALWAYS wherever I'm doin' a job!? What do you got, some kind of..."sPider-Sense" or somethin'!?
sPidey: Well, it's funny you should say that-- *POW!*
It's corny on paper but Oh My God, this was probably one of the best delivered lines in a cartoon notorious for well delivered lines.
6
Flash's Mom: Go ahead, Hobie.
Hobie:--
Kenny: Sorry, Hobes. Invoking Best Friend Privelage. See, Flash is my main man! Never woulda won state without him! And DUDE did he take a hit! Probably destroyed his football career, his chance of college scholarship, well, everything!
Glory: Kenny! *whack*
Kenny: Ow! ...Hey, wanna see how many chips I could fit in my mouth?
Glory: You mean in addition to your foot?
LOL Ya know, for a second I sat in front of my screen in wide eyed anticipation expecting to hear the very mute Hobie Brown's voice for the first time but I guess he might as well be chillin' with Jay in front of the Quick Stop for now. Great banter on Kenny & Glory's part as well.
5
Sandman: Ha ha ha ha! Is that all you got?
sPidey: Hey, worked on Goliath!
Clever!
4
Harry: Hey, if we're showin' up in a convertible, we should show up in a convertible.
Harry, I like your logic. And I love how your character is evolving closer into the rich hot shot you're supposed to be.
3
sPidey: Sandy, you're pathetic!
Sandman: I'M pathetic!?
sPidey: Totally. With your powers, you could do some real good--help people!-- but you waste it on all the same stupid crimes Flint Marko committed.
Sandman: Say, do you really think I could be a hero like you?
sPidey:...Well, yeah. I mean, with great power comes great--
Sandman: Gullibility! *Smash*
Ok, aside from the great switcheroo to the addage we're all kind of sick of by now, it brought to light something that nags at the logic of this show. Sandman has near god-like powers and he fritters them away on petty little heists. I guess Hammerhead was right at the end when he said "Once a mook..." but hey, you gotta admire a guy who does what he loves.
2
sPidey: You wanted a big score, Marko? Far as I'm concerned, you just scored about as big as a man can.
That was pretty beautiful.
1
Eddie: Knew if I made you paranoid enough, you'd lead me right to the one I love. Thanks...bro.
Hey, Flash. Hope you don't mind me crashing your party. Truth is, I plan on crashing a lot of parties this year. So if you run into my bro Pete, tell him WE will see him soon.
What can I say? Eddie's a funny developed villain now. No more "I don't feel like he was properly motivated to turn to the dark side" from me anymore. Even without Venom, he's smart and resourceful enough to follow some disturbing motives and get what he wants.
But you gotta think that when Flash inevitably watches his birthday video he'll think "We? Eddie Brock wants to crash a bunch of parties this year with me & Puny Parker? I dunno whether that's awesome or sucky."