Favorite Quotes Topic

[Neptune]

Venom: "Bet you're missing the black suit now."

 

[Ratcrawler]

And now the Top Ten "Nature VS Nurture" quotes!
10

Peter: sPidey's not a disease that needs a cure. And he's more than just a random bug bite. sPider-Man is who I am; My destiny!




...Aw, Man!

Saved from it's own dramatically poignant corniness.

9

AILF May: Dr. Bromwell gave me a ride and made sure I had everything I needed!

I'll bet he did!

8

Flash: Ha! Woodoak's mascot's pretty cool. But the animatronic chick makes him look like King Kong. Not Kenny. The monkey.

MJ: King Kong was an ape, not a--GWEN!

Flash: Not a Gwen? That makes no sense.

I don't usually see big dumb jocks using words like "animatronic" or hot redheads attempting to explain the differences between apes and monkeys. And Gwens. Also, the joke at Kenny's expense was cute.

7

Tombstone: I really should start locking those windows.

For reals, Tomby. I half exPect Daredevil to come by and say "Just passing through!"

6

Venom: What's the matter, bro? sPider sense didn't tingle?

Reminiscent of the first time we heard that in SM3. Plus the tone of mockery was cool.

5

Gwen:Just glad I started the turkey this morning. Ya know, before the post traumatic stress kicked in.

Oh, Gwen! You really are amazing!

4

Peter: No! No! No! My Yams!

Oh, Peter's poor yams!

3

Venom: Bet your missing the black suit now.

sPidey: Oh will you please just shut up!

Venom: That sPidey. He can quip it out...but he can't take it!

It's funny cuz it's true. And it's beyond creepy cuz Venom's stomach grows a mouth just to say it.

2

Venom: From now on, we're poison to Peter Parker AND sPider-Man! WE'RE VENOM!

One of the show's better name intros.

1

Venom:...we know who you love the most...

The final line of this season, (if you overlook Pete's Neo-like "Whoa" resPonse.) does a fine job of wrapping it up with the theme "The Education Of Peter Parker." Like Goblin & Shocker's bits of wisdom I've pointed out in past lists, this was a line told to sPider-Man by an enemy that helped Peter Parker discover something about himself. In this case, his as of yet undiscovered love for Gwen Stacy. Nicely done.

 

[Webhead2006]

nice to see your top ten again. Where have you been with it been a long time rat.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Oh, you know me, I'm a master procrastinator. Honorable mention goes to...

Peter: Mmm. Mmm! MMM!!! ...It's good!

^I'll have what he's having.

 

[Webhead2006]

lol ok, man and i under stand procrastinating i do it all the time with school work some times.

 

[Hobgoblin]

We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that covers your face, or the one that is your face?

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that covers your face, or the one that is your face?

That line is so interesting, IMO.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Thats what I love about the Goblins: they're such psychological characters.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Thats what I love about the Goblins: they're such psychological characters.

Indeed, they're very smart and overall gripping characters. That's one of the things that made Norman Osborn and Peter's storylines so intense.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

"Ah, you better not get your Goop in my Hair." Blackcat

"Sweet Rider" Spiderman

"Haven't you hear Crime Pays." Blackcat

"I'm not lisenting La la la la" Spiderman

"Rememeber Cat, No Door Prizes" Spiderman.

 

[Mistah K88]

Tombstone: I don't know who you are but...
Goblin: Of course you don't, that's the point of the mask GENIUS!

"We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hides your face, or the one that is your face"

"Beaky?! Is there a revolving door at that prison?!"

"That coat, or should I say coating, looks amazing on you. Non conductive you say? GORGEOUS!

"Yikes. lock your chimneys folks."

 

[Rincewind]

Rhino (to Spidey in absolutely calm and flat voice): I hate you so much. *sinks under the ice*

 

[GamerSlyRatchet]

Ratcrawler, I gotta ask: When are you going to make the Top 10 quotes for the new season? I really enjoyed reading thoses lists and your take on the quotes.

 

[Ratcrawler]

I'll see if I can start tonight. I'll probably kick it off with Shear strength because that was loaded with great lines. I might even have to upgrade it to a top 15...

 

[GamerSlyRatchet]

I'll see if I can start tonight. I'll probably kick it off with Shear strength because that was loaded with great lines. I might even have to upgrade it to a top 15...

Shear Strength? That already aired? Wow.

 

[Duskbyday]

It did air then, there is an argument going on over at shear strength disscussion board if it aired or not.

As for quotes:

Venom: "What's the matter? Spidersense ain't tingling?"
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Electro: "I'm nothing no more! I'm, I'm what did you call me?"

Spiderman: "Lightning butt?"
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Tombstone: "I don't know who you are but-"

GG: "Of course you don't. Thats the point of the mask genius!"
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GG: Any one get a sense of deja vu here?"
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Dock Ock: "Gentlemen, and Rhino"

 

[Ratcrawler]

Whoops! I meant reinforcements.

 

[Duskbyday]

Whoops! I meant reinforcements.

Oh well, that episode is good anyways

 

[Jick]

Rhino (to Spidey in absolutely calm and flat voice): I hate you so much. *sinks under the ice*

Best part of the series.

 

[Webhead2006]

yea i cant wait to see your quotes rat love reading your thoughts.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

It did air then, there is an argument going on over at shear strength disscussion board if it aired or not.

As for quotes:

Venom: "What's the matter? Spidersense ain't tingling?"
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Electro: "I'm nothing no more! I'm, I'm what did you call me?"

Spiderman: "Lightning butt?"
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Tombstone: "I don't know who you are but-"

GG: "Of course you don't. Thats the point of the mask genius!"
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GG: Any one get a sense of deja vu here?"

Dock Ock: "Gentlemen, and Rhino"

Those are still some of my favorite quotes.

 

[Duskbyday]

Those are still some of my favorite quotes.

Thanks! Several I remembered (someone jogged my memory):

Rhino: (flat voice) "I...hate you....so much"
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Vulture: "Oh I'm what you called me, I'M THE VULTURE!"

Osborn: "A buzzard."

Vulture: "What?"

Osborn: "I called you a buzzard, you can't even get the name right!"
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Spiderman: "What is the master planner planning?"

Mysterio: (sarcastic) "Gee I don't know, since he's called the master planner, maybe he has some kind of master plan?!"

 

[Ratcrawler]

The Top Ten "First Steps" Quotes...

10

Flash: Oh she's in my BIO CLASS alright!

Judging by the inflection, it seems that by "Bio Class" Flash meant "list of girls to nail"! Looks like this episode's double entendre!
10.5

Harry: Then it's settled! This Saturday, we're a foursome!

On second thought...

9

Li'l Girl: Mr. Sandman?

Sandman: Yes?

Li'l Girl: Thanks.

Sandman: Don' mention it kid. Now run along, it's gettin' cold out.

Awwwww<3 He's not a total reprobate, but Sandman ain't a sob story like he was in SM3 either.

8

Sally: Well do ya hafta hold his hand!? You're turning off our entire demographic!

Ahahahaha! Oh Sally! You're the most hated character on this show but damn it all, you get some slick one-liners!

7

Sandman: How!? How are you ALWAYS wherever I'm doin' a job!? What do you got, some kind of..."sPider-Sense" or somethin'!?

sPidey: Well, it's funny you should say that-- *POW!*

It's corny on paper but Oh My God, this was probably one of the best delivered lines in a cartoon notorious for well delivered lines.

6

Flash's Mom: Go ahead, Hobie.

Hobie:--

Kenny: Sorry, Hobes. Invoking Best Friend Privelage. See, Flash is my main man! Never woulda won state without him! And DUDE did he take a hit! Probably destroyed his football career, his chance of college scholarship, well, everything!

Glory: Kenny! *whack*

Kenny: Ow! ...Hey, wanna see how many chips I could fit in my mouth?

Glory: You mean in addition to your foot?

LOL Ya know, for a second I sat in front of my screen in wide eyed anticipation expecting to hear the very mute Hobie Brown's voice for the first time but I guess he might as well be chillin' with Jay in front of the Quick Stop for now. Great banter on Kenny & Glory's part as well.

5

Sandman: Ha ha ha ha! Is that all you got?

sPidey: Hey, worked on Goliath!

Clever!

4

Harry: Hey, if we're showin' up in a convertible, we should show up in a convertible.

Harry, I like your logic. And I love how your character is evolving closer into the rich hot shot you're supposed to be.

3

sPidey: Sandy, you're pathetic!

Sandman: I'M pathetic!?

sPidey: Totally. With your powers, you could do some real good--help people!-- but you waste it on all the same stupid crimes Flint Marko committed.

Sandman: Say, do you really think I could be a hero like you?

sPidey:...Well, yeah. I mean, with great power comes great--

Sandman: Gullibility! *Smash*

Ok, aside from the great switcheroo to the addage we're all kind of sick of by now, it brought to light something that nags at the logic of this show. Sandman has near god-like powers and he fritters them away on petty little heists. I guess Hammerhead was right at the end when he said "Once a mook..." but hey, you gotta admire a guy who does what he loves.

2

sPidey: You wanted a big score, Marko? Far as I'm concerned, you just scored about as big as a man can.

That was pretty beautiful.

1

Eddie: Knew if I made you paranoid enough, you'd lead me right to the one I love. Thanks...bro.

Hey, Flash. Hope you don't mind me crashing your party. Truth is, I plan on crashing a lot of parties this year. So if you run into my bro Pete, tell him WE will see him soon.

What can I say? Eddie's a funny developed villain now. No more "I don't feel like he was properly motivated to turn to the dark side" from me anymore. Even without Venom, he's smart and resourceful enough to follow some disturbing motives and get what he wants.

But you gotta think that when Flash inevitably watches his birthday video he'll think "We? Eddie Brock wants to crash a bunch of parties this year with me & Puny Parker? I dunno whether that's awesome or sucky."

 

[The Joker]

"Now gentlemen....and Rhino"

- Doc Ock addresses the rest of the Six in Group Therapy

 

[Webhead2006]

great list rat