Favorite Quotes Topic

[Mistah K88]

Ock: Well...we tried Adrian
Vulture: Osborne's time will come,as will Spider-Man's..Still, you must be pleased with the initial test
Ock: Quite

Dr Octopus: Target has left the coffee shop, so nice of you to have GPS in your cell phone. Now all there is needed is to isolate you...for my boys.

Master Planner: Yes Spider-Man it's spectacularly clever of you to have guessed the truth AFTER I revealed it

 

[Duskbyday]

All the ones Ratcrawler said were the ones I liked as well as....

Spiderman: "I just hope harry doesn't drink the gobluin green again. Worst thing to happen now is (creepy-funny voive) Return Of The Green Goblin. Or better yet, Double Date At Flash Thompsons!"

And my fav Ock line is...

Dock Ock: "Yes Spiderman, it's so clever of you that you've found out my secret identity AFTER I revealed it to you."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Yup. That one get's an honorable mention. As do...

Sally: First a big THANK YOU for introducing me to my man, Rand!

Rand. Yeah. Thanks...

I love how Sally just batted her eyes and smiled like a crazy person at the end. And another fine delivery from Rand.

Flash's Mom: Well of course I invited Peter. After all he's your best friend.

*jaws drop*

Flash: That was in Nursery school!

Sally: Flash was part of the nerd herd!?

Peter: Who do you think gave Eugene his nickname? And it wasn't because he ran fast.

Flash: I WAS FOUR, OKAY!? MOM!

The Thompson/Parker history is fleshed out and the mystery of Eugene's nickname is revealed!

 

[Anwar]

It's better than the comics revelation that "Flash" was because of

Spoiler

premature...you-know-what...

 

[E.Brock]

Spidey: Oh will you shut up! (webs venoms mouth)

Venom: (mouth opens on stomach) that spidey...he can quip it out...but he cant take it

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDEY: With great power comes great -

SANDMAN: Gullibility!

Genius.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Spider-Man: "Two moms and still so ill-behaved?"

Spider-Man: "Say my name and I magically appear."

Rhino: "I hate you...so much."

P.S: I'm new to this board, so can anyone tell me how to set up my own avatar and signature? Thanks!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

SPIDEY: With great power comes great -

SANDMAN: Gullibility!

Genius.

Great line!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Spider-Man: "Two moms and still so ill-behaved?"

Spider-Man: "Say my name and I magically appear."

Rhino: "I hate you...so much."

P.S: I'm new to this board, so can anyone tell me how to set up my own avatar and signature? Thanks!

You'll need to get at least 300 posts for an avatar if you read the rules.

A sig you'll get pretty soon.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Thanks, Doctor. And about the rule, yeah, I didn't really read through them. Is there any way for me to read the rules?

 

[Duskbyday]

Thanks, Doctor. And about the rule, yeah, I didn't really read through them. Is there any way for me to read the rules?

Yes there is Spaceway, (you're from Toon Zone Forum. So am I.) you click on FAQ and search what u need 2 know.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^Ok, thanks. I appreciate the help, Dusk.

 

[Ratcrawler]

And now The Top Ten "Reinforcements" Quotes...

10

Random Guy: Blackie! Gimme 2 to 1 on...sPider-Man!? Bye!

Probably the funniest delivery by an extra this show's ever done.

9

Rhino: 4...5...Don't we got 7? What about This guy? *indicates Tinkerer*

Mysterio: Strictly technical support, trust me he is useless in a fight.

I love how Mysterio didn't even finish his first sentence before he got right down to slamming his pal.

8

sPidey: Mysterio! I'm using that stupid fishbowl of yours as a snowglobe!

Well, TAS fans, you finally got yourselves a "fishbowl" joke! Are you happy!?

7

Kraven: Doctor Octopus, I presume?

This one felt overlooked, though in context it's actually pretty brilliant. Kraven, self proclaimed son of Mother Africa, is essentially paying homage Sir Henry Morton Stanley, one of history's most reknowned and quoted Explorers when he traveled across Africa to find David Livingstone and delivered the infamous greeting "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?" As far as "thinking man's" quotes go, this one's low on the list cuz it's a bit cliche. Which is why I follow it up with...

6

Mysterio: A bit too soon to gloat, sPider-Man!

sPidey: Well, you are the expert on premature Gloat-ulation.

*facepalm*
Ya know, at least "It's Randy, right?"-"Very." and "You better not get your goop in my hair!" were carefully placed double entendres that were in context with their resPective dialogues and situations. But when you slap the suffix "-ulation" to the end of a verb described as "premature", it doesn't take a lot of imagination to realize what it's a stand in for. What's worse is that said verb was "gloat" which just sounds out of place. Now, were the lines...

sPidey: Everybody get out of here!

Mysterio: Evacuating the room already, sPider-Man?

sPidey: Well, you are the expert of premature evacuation.

...That would have been hilarious AND within context. The only reason I put this obligatory "racy" quote on the list is because it's just so ballsy.

5

sPidey: I think I lost--Yikes! Lock your chimneys, folks!

*shudders* will do. Ironically, that seems to be the same billboard where Kraven first attacked sPidey.

4

sPidey: Arms? Check. Legs? Check. Head? Check. And the burnt tongue's better too. Christmas Miracle!

*A Volkswagon crashes down next to sPidey*

Rhino: A bug for a bug!

Sandman: Yeah, I got that. For you that was clever!

Rhino: Thanks.

sPidey: Guys! Feliz Navidad! Happy Channukah! Kwanza! Solstice! Can't we put our differences aside for one night!?

Rhino & Sandman: No.

Just a great series of exchanges exhibiting sPidey's humor, Rhino's attempt at wit, and everyone's lack of Christmas sPirit. A great run-on, but not quite as good as...

3

Electro: Show yourself! You wall-crawling--!!!

sPidey: Naw, naw, wath the mawth! There are thilthren prethent!

Electro: ...What?

sPidey: *sigh* Ay burnth my thung, ogay? Beaky!? Ith there revolving doorth in prithon?

Vulture: What?

That was just great, lol. The whole burnt tongue idea was genius.

2

sPidey: Ho!Ho!Ho! I'm sPidey Claus. And what would your name be, young man?

Fosw--er, Patch: Patch, eh, uh, Patch!

sPidey: Wow. Did your parents have foresight or what?

I mean, really! The more you think about that line, the funnier it gets.

1

Rhino: I hate you. So much. *falls through ice*

Right up there with "Ok, wow. Just...wow."

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Here are two quotes that I thought sounded dirty:

Harry: "Great! We can double date! We'll be a foursome."

MJ: "...watch the balls drop."

 

[Ratcrawler]

I'm pretty sure it was just one ball dropping.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

I'm pretty sure it was just one ball dropping.

Oh, okay. I wasn't sure about that quote. Didn't feel like checking.

 

[Compi716]

I think the Mysterio bats have some of the best lines in the show. When Spidey was fighting them off in the Mysterio episode...hilarity.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

I think the Mysterio bats have some of the best lines in the show. When Spidey was fighting them off in the Mysterio episode...hilarity.

Bat (squeaky voice): Rematch! Rematch!

 

[Ratcrawler]

Top 10 Growing Pains quotes...

10

VENOM: YOU WANT THE WALL-CRAWLER!?

Peter: No...

Venom: THEN HERE'S A SCOOP; PETER PARKER IS SpIDER-MAN!

Holy $#!+ What the Hell just happened!?


9

Electro: Don't KNOW anyone named Max! My name's ELECTRO! ELECTRO, I TELL YOU!

Miles: Another one of yours?

Tragedy written all over it.

8

JJ: It's ok. Attack's over. And hey, I taught that wall a thing or two.

JJJ: Are you JOKING about this!?

JJ: Too soon, huh?

Heh heh, yeah, that wall was asking for it. Oh John, I hope you get better soon.

7

Venom: Like looking in a mirror, bro. The funhouse kind.

Very twisted delivery in this reintroduction. I liked it alot.

6

sPidey: Is there anyone in here!?

Voice: Get lost!

sPidey: I'm afraid I can't do that Mr...Parrot.

Parrot: Get Lost! RAWK! Get Lost!

Parrot's lucky he didn't wind up a bucket of extra crisPy lol

5

Sally: OH VILLAIN! VILLAIN! SMILING, CURSED VILLAIN! THAT ONE MIGHT SMILE AND SMILE AND BE! A! VILLAIN! GOOOOOO VILLAIN! WOOOOOOO, YEAH!

Fun Fact, kids! When this episode airs in The UK, there will be a massive earthquake at the epicenter of which will be William ShakesPeare sPinning violently in his grave! t:

4

Flash: Sha Shan Nguyen; She's like totally immune to the Flash!

Peter: Cuz she's got a brain?

Flash: Exactly! So you're gonna tell me how to make her go out with me.

Peter: Me? Why me?

Flash: Because "A", somehow you got both Liz AND Gwen to like you're scrawny butt. And "TWO", cuz if you tell ANYONE, you'll sPend the rest of Junior year stuffed in that locker.

^LOL at Flash not knowing his AB3's!

3

Miles: No wonder this lab goes through funding so quickly.

Funny cuz it's true. ^_^

2

Liz: *sniff* Petey have you been smoking!?

Ok, what's great about this line is it's sPoken to an exterior shot of the school, so you're not sure why Liz asked him that. Thus, your imagination has a second to conjure up any number of reasons she might. My scenario was pink-eyed Pete drooling at a Magic Eye poster while eating Sun Chips and then saying "Yeah, cuz I'm cool now."

1

JJJ: Johnny, Johnny, that's the sPorks talking! They're confusing your brain!

Best line ever.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

LOL...That "smoking" line was hilarious.

 

[Ratcrawler]

And pretty much out of left field. When was the last time you heard a casual drug reference on a kid's show that wasn't a sPecifically "anti-drug" episode? Or even one of those for that matter? sPidey raises another bar in his genre.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

And pretty much out of left field. When was the last time you heard a casual drug reference on a kid's show that wasn't a sPecifically "anti-drug" episode? Or even one of those for that matter? sPidey raises another bar in his genre.

Yeah, I agree. I wonder how that line got sneaked in. To be honest, that's like the first time I watched a cartoon that made a reference to drugs - not that I'm complaining. Love the humor and realism in this show - including the "bad" part of realism, such as drugs.

 

[GamerSlyRatchet]

I didn't even notice that "A"/"TWO" conversation with Flash until Ratcrawler brought it up.

 

[spiderman_rj]

"hey ! colonel stupider ! is it true you are getting DENSER by the minute?"

 

[Ratcrawler]

Yeah, probably the worst ep of the seasn but it had a few gems in it if you watch it a few times.