And now The Top Ten "
Reinforcements" Quotes...
10
Random Guy: Blackie! Gimme 2 to 1 on...sPider-Man!? Bye!
Probably the funniest delivery by an extra this show's ever done.
9
Rhino: 4...5...Don't we got 7? What about This guy? *indicates Tinkerer*
Mysterio: Strictly technical support, trust me he is useless in a fight.
I love how Mysterio didn't even finish his first sentence before he got right down to slamming his pal.
8
sPidey: Mysterio! I'm using that stupid fishbowl of yours as a snowglobe!
Well, TAS fans, you finally got yourselves a "fishbowl" joke! Are you happy!?
7
Kraven: Doctor Octopus, I presume?
This one felt overlooked, though in context it's actually pretty brilliant. Kraven, self proclaimed son of Mother Africa, is essentially paying homage Sir Henry Morton Stanley, one of history's most reknowned and quoted Explorers when he traveled across Africa to find David Livingstone and delivered the infamous greeting "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?" As far as "thinking man's" quotes go, this one's low on the list cuz it's a bit cliche. Which is why I follow it up with...
6
Mysterio: A bit too soon to gloat, sPider-Man!
sPidey: Well, you are the expert on premature Gloat-ulation.
*facepalm*
Ya know, at least "It's Randy, right?"-"Very." and "You better not get your goop in my hair!" were carefully placed double entendres that were in context with their resPective dialogues and situations. But when you slap the suffix "-ulation" to the end of a verb described as "premature", it doesn't take a lot of imagination to realize what it's a stand in for. What's worse is that said verb was "gloat" which just sounds out of place. Now, were the lines...
sPidey: Everybody get out of here!
Mysterio: Evacuating the room already, sPider-Man?
sPidey: Well, you are the expert of premature evacuation.
...That would have been hilarious AND within context. The only reason I put this obligatory "racy" quote on the list is because it's just so ballsy.
5
sPidey: I think I lost--Yikes! Lock your chimneys, folks!
*shudders* will do. Ironically, that seems to be the same billboard where Kraven first attacked sPidey.
4
sPidey: Arms? Check. Legs? Check. Head? Check. And the burnt tongue's better too. Christmas Miracle!
*A Volkswagon crashes down next to sPidey*
Rhino: A bug for a bug!
Sandman: Yeah, I got that. For you that was clever!
Rhino: Thanks.
sPidey: Guys! Feliz Navidad! Happy Channukah! Kwanza! Solstice! Can't we put our differences aside for one night!?
Rhino & Sandman: No.
Just a great series of exchanges exhibiting sPidey's humor, Rhino's attempt at wit, and everyone's lack of Christmas sPirit. A great run-on, but not quite as good as...
3
Electro: Show yourself! You wall-crawling--!!!
sPidey: Naw, naw, wath the mawth! There are thilthren prethent!
Electro: ...What?
sPidey: *sigh* Ay burnth my thung, ogay? Beaky!? Ith there revolving doorth in prithon?
Vulture: What?
That was just great, lol. The whole burnt tongue idea was genius.
2
sPidey: Ho!Ho!Ho! I'm sPidey Claus. And what would your name be, young man?
Fosw--er, Patch: Patch, eh, uh, Patch!
sPidey: Wow. Did your parents have foresight or what?
I mean, really! The more you think about that line, the funnier it gets.
1
Rhino: I hate you. So much. *falls through ice*
Right up there with "Ok, wow. Just...wow."