F'dup Chapters in American History (The Trump Years) --- Part 30

[Schlosser85]

Considering he has five kids maybe he should call them Person, Woman, Man, Camera and TV to remember them.

Which ones are Camera and TV?

 

[Lily Adler]

Considering he has five kids maybe he should call them Person, Woman, Man, Camera and TV to remember them.

You forgot the pauses and uhs in there.

 

[Iceman]

Considering he has five kids maybe he should call them Person, Woman, Man, Camera and TV to remember them.

That way he might remember their names too!

 

[Schlosser85]

That way he might remember their names too!

If you get them in order, you get bonus points!

 

[InCali]

Or just drop Trump out of a plane gift wrapped with a parachute.

Parachute?

 

[Schlosser85]

Parachute?

I was trying to toe the line about not sounding like I was encouraging violence.

 

[Dark Raven]

If Trump fell out of a plane without a parachute, how do we know he wouldn't skydive down to steal someone else's parachute like this?

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

He lacks the athletic ability.

 

[Dark Raven]

He lacks the athletic ability.

Not in his own mind

Of course, he's really more like this

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

 

[Schlosser85]

Pathetic.

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

 

[Iceman]

Donald Trump says for first time he will leave office if Electoral College declares Biden the victor - CNNPolitics

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

That's nice, but it's still not up to him.

 

[Lily Adler]

He could have made this a lot easier if he had accepted the results after it was called.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

He certainly is fighting hard to keep a job he has no interest in actually doing.

 

[Dark Raven]

He certainly is fighting hard to keep a job he has no interest in actually doing.

That's exactly what Melania thinks about Trump.

 

[squeekness]

Donald Trump says for first time he will leave office if Electoral College declares Biden the victor - CNNPolitics

Sore loser or clearing the way for a Pence pardon?

 

[Iceman]

Sore loser or clearing the way for a Pence pardon?

Both, of course.

 

[Morg]

 

[Dark Raven]

He looks like he's sitting on his toilet seat about to Tweet and **** at the same time.

 

[Morg]

People Can’t Believe Donald Trump’s Tiny-Looking Desk For His Thanksgiving Rant Isn’t A Joke


seems people thought it was a joke that trump would sit at that desk

 

[Dark Raven]

At least his hands are correctly scaled to the desk.

 

[Iceman]

Ha, it’s too funny.

 

[Dark Raven]

Someone should give Trump a baby's version of the Oval Office to play with for when he leaves office along with a toy kitchen. He can pretend he's still the president in his own mind.