Well, since I’m thinking about it, here it goes.
Farewell, you big orange turd, your corrupt administration and the so called “values” you further indoctrinated and infected into the zealots that continue to carry out your will and destroy our democracy in the name of “patriotism” and “God”.
You will not be remembered for “making America great again”. You will not be remembered as one of the best presidents ever. You will, instead, be remembered for all of the lies you spread, the hundreds of thousands of lives you destroyed and left behind in your incompetent wake, and for attempting to overturn a fair election, a longstanding tradition in our nation, all to desperately and feebly maintain some semblance of the false image and values you weakly cling to in order to keep your false crown and your blood money. And for all your bluster, all your sound and fury, all your effort, in the end, it didn’t even matter. It didn’t work. You lost. In the end, you will get what’s finally coming to you and your ilk. Your reign ends, not with a bang, but the most pathetic and tiniest whimper. You will not be remembered as a leader. You will be remembered as a a liar, a thief and a murderer.
Tomorrow afternoon, your administration will be a distant, but not forgotten, memory. Sure, your followers will continue to “stand back and stand by”, but, as long people like us, who continue to rise up and stand for what’s right are at the front line, they will not succeed.
However, I did end up finding a small silver lining to all of this. I further discovered more of the values I stand for and the kinds held by your mindless zombies I should forever reject, the kind of person I should be and the one I should not be. Though, I shall not give you the satisfaction or credit. You already give yourself enough of that.
In closing, I say to you: no thanks for the memories. You, your obnoxious voice, your tiny hands, your bad combover, your atrocious dancing and your horrendous, terribly applied, Cheetoh dust-encrusted fake tan will not be missed. Now **** right off to the nearest dumpster fire with the rest of your fellow cronies.