Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

Great stuff street rat, nice read...

although the love interest you've tied me into is eerie, but i don't mind being the big boss on the good side



lapdog's been promoted

Silly Odor.Who said who you were the big boss?

 

[bored]

fred fury? whatever happened to that guy?

 

[Abaddon]

No clue.

I need some help with the writing part of this project.Anyone interested?Pm me.

 

[DOG LIPS]

i am still enjoying this. almost makes up for TomWelling4Supes leaving and abandoning the Hype comic.

That filthy son of a....

 

[Abaddon]

Why didn't you continue Rabbit and Dog?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Why didn't you continue Rabbit and Dog?

Rabbit left the Hype and my computer blew up, so I lost all the bad-ass micros that Rabbit had made and he didn't want to make them again.

Here it is in all it's glory if you're bored. Your appearance was TEH PUFFY.
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167214

 

[Abaddon]

puffy?


I can't believe Rabbit left.
Oh well I guess a Hype-based comic wasnt meant to be.



In the meantime,enjoy Flamer.

 

[bored]

speaking of that, when does it continue? and more importantly, will it involve me throwing people around via telekinesis?*



*you don't need to answer that.

 

[Abaddon]

i'll probably post more tomorrow.

 

[Valorman]

lol this is pretty cool

 

[Abaddon]

Previously on Flamer
Odin’s Lapdog: The girl is here.
Fray: My name is Fray.
Daisy: into every generation a Flamer is born.One girl with the strength and skill to ward off the-
Fray: spammers,trolls,and flying monkeys.I’ve heard the story.That’s not me.I don’t want any part of it.
Elijya: She could still be a thorn in our sides.We can’t take any chances.

: yes yes, you’re right,Elijya.SS.send a team to eliminate this new Flamer.
Twylight: My friends call me Twy.
Twylight: I think a place like this really needs someone like you.
Fred Fury: You’re out of your league.
Fray flies back from the force of Fred’s kick
Twylight: Fray!Fray!Wake up!
they move and grab twylight,dragging her with them
Twylight: No!!Let go of me!!!Help!!!!
Cyclops: Keep it shut,Flamer.
[color=sea green]We see shots of Fray getting her ass beaten by Fred Fury before she finally goes tumbling down the staircase and is knocked unconscious
Odin’s VO: this girl’s our last hope.




Cut to Hype High School Library.Daisy sits In the back room conversing over the phone.

Daisy: She’s gone.

Odin’sLD: Well,go and get her.*techno music is heard in the background*

Daisy: *sighs* Look, maybe you can assign another Viewer.

Odin’sLD: You chose this assignment.It’s your responsibility,and I should not have to remind of it.

Daisy: What’s that music in the background?

Odin’sLD: It’s nothing.

Man: Chocolate heat.Get off the phone,you’re on stage in five!

Daisy: Are you stripping again?

Odin’sLD: *indignantly*No,I’m not stripping again…I never stopped.

Daisy: You’re pathetic.

You weren’t saying that when I was giving you those private dances.

Daisy: Anyway. When I signed up for this,I wasn’t expecting having to run after some petulant girl

Odin’sLD: So what exactly were you expecting?
Daisy: …….

Odin’sLD: I rest my case. Find the girl.

Announcer: And now…CHOCOLATE HEAT!!!!!!!!

Odin‘sLD: Go to go.Talk to your later.*hangs up*


Daisy hangs up the phone and reaches her bottle of whiskey,hidden in a secret compartment of a Spider-Woman Volume.A place where no one would ever find it.

cut to the nurses office where Fray slowly come to.


Matt: hey,are you okay?

Fray: I’m..fine.Where I am.

Matt: Nurses office.You took a pretty bad spill.

Nurse Honey Vibe: Don’t worry sweetheart,I’ll have you patched up in no time.
Fray: where’s twy?Is she okay?

Matt: I think some of Bison’s goons grabbed her.I tried to stop them,but they were gone by the time I made it downstairs,and I saw you lying there….

Fray: Who took her?

Matt: Shadaloo.

Fray: Shadawho?

Matt: Shadaloo.You must be new.Shadaloo is an evil spammer organization.Theyre lead by this idiot,named E. Bison,who posts pictures in every post he makes.

Fray: Spammers?*stands* I need to find him.

Matt: I don’t think you do.

Fray: *glares at him* And why is that?

Matt: Look,we all hate Shadaloo,but there’s no way some newb like you is gonna be able to take them out all by herself.

Fray: God,its bad enough there are trolls roaming the halls.Now I have to deal with some spamming idiot.Damn destiny.

Matt: These guys are well-trained spammers.Bison may be a jacka$$,but he’s still a force to be reckoned with.

Fray: Well,then he’s just going to have to reckon with me.


Back at the schools Library,Daisy spins around in her chair,holding a picture of an old picture showing Peter Parker with Betty Brant.Suddenly Fray burst through the doors,with Matt in toe, interrupting the faux librarian’s reverie.


Fray: I need your help.

Daisy: *nearly falls out of her chair* I knew you’d come back.*giggles*

Fray:uh..yeah.Tell me everything you know about E. Bison.

Daisy: Silly girl,bison are endangered.*cackles wildly*

Matt: She’s drunk.

Fray: *Grabs her chair* Get ahold of yourself!!!I need your help.

Daisy: You’ll always need my help.*BELCH* That’s why I’m here.

Fray: Damn it.

Daisy: Check the book dear.*points to handbook*

Fray: *moves toward the book* Matt,go see if you can get any information on where they might’ve taken her.

Matt: I’m on it.*leaves*

Fray: *skims through the book* Plenty of spammers,no Bison.

Daisy: *in a normal tone* Check the anarchist section.

Fray: *nods and flips through to the section,where she finds a picture of Bison along with detailed information about him.

Fray: Found it.

Daisy: Good.I don’t know who gave you that book,but it contains a great wealth of information on every troll,spammer,and other creature known to Hype.

Fray: weren’t you drunk?

Daisy: No.That’s just a show I put on when the students enter.I couldn’t risk your identity being exposed.

Fray: So you pretended to drink a bottle of whiskey,and acted like a drunk?

Daisy: Oh,I didn’t pretend to drink the whiskey.I have a very high tolerance.

Fray: *raises a brow* well,I guess you’re just full of surprises.

Daisy: And I guess you’ve realized your importance.But apparently not enough to be discreet.

Fray: Don’t really care for discretion.I’m not that type of gal.

Daisy: You should be.Sharing your identiy with anyone potentially puts both your lives in danger.

Fray: Well,I had to learn the hard way.

Daisy: Why?What’s this urgency about Bison all about?

Fray: Um…you know,the usual.Evil,danger,yada yada yada..

Daisy: Meaning…?

Fray: Twylight found out I’m the Flamer,a Troll attacked us,I got my ass kicked and she was kidnapped by a group of Bisons cronies.You know,that yada.

Daisy: That’s a lot of yada.

Fray: Which is why we have to work fast.

 

[bored]

odin's lap dog is a stripper?

 

[Abaddon]

You didnt know that?

 

[bored]

no, i did not. you totally need to write me into this.



and with that, bored has ****ed himself out enough for the day.

 

[twylight]

I get the Buffy thing, but if you made me the character I think you made me...SHAME SHAME!







Nice job

 

[DOG LIPS]

odin's lap dog is a stripper?

Yes, but not a very good one. I put a Monopoly money in his g-string just to be nice.

 

[Abaddon]

Hahaha.I love you Dog,You get a nice cameo.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hahaha.I love you Dog,You get a nice cameo.

up:

 

[Murray]

lmao bison is the best character.

 

[JLBats]

Kickin'. I love that thing.

 

[Abaddon]

Shadaloo base HQ.Twy paces around a locked cage guarded by Cyclops and Hyper Venom.Cyclops sits in a chair adjacent to the cage watching tv.

Hyper Venom: How you feeling,Flamer?

Twylight: Like a bird in a cage. Let me out.

Hyper Venom: We can only let you out to kill you, so you’re better off in there. At least till Bison shows up.

Twylight: Why do you want to kill me?

Cyclops: We don’t want to kill you. Bison wants you dead.

Twylight: Why?

Cyclops: Cause you’re the Flamer,and you're getting in the way of his plans.Now quiet down in there, I’m trying to watch Passions.

Twylight: look,I’m not the Flamer!!

Hyper Venom: *bangs on cage with a stick* Quiet in there!!

Cyclops: Shut up,man!! *turns up the tv volume*

Twylight: You know,what. Fine,I am the Flamer. And you guys should be really scared of me.

Hyper Venom: *scoffs* And why is that?

Twylight: Cause’,I…I …I have powers. yeah,super magical powers that can destroy you. I'm dangerous. I can make you quiver at my feet.

Hyper Venom: really, how?

Twylight: I can make you tremble at my feet with the might of my uh…super butt-kicking abilities.

Hyper Venom: Oooh,I’m so scared.

Cyclops: Don’t goad her,HV.I hear this chicks dangerous.

Hyper Venom: You really think a girl like this could take me?

Cyclops: *shrugs* Better safe than sorry.

Twylight: Oh, you will be.You both will.

Hyper Venom: *turns* hey,Cyke,should I go tell Elijya that the Flamer’s getting all riled up?

Cyclops: He’s not to be disturbed.

Hyper Venom: Why not?

Cyclops: He’s playing Zuma. Now shut the hell up! They just found out what happened to Teresa’s baby!

Twylight: can you at least turn the tv over this way.

Cyclops: no.

 

[Abaddon]

Bison steps in the room,in all his regalia.Cyclops and Hyper Venom,stand at attention as he enters.

Ah,so this the Flamer?She’s cuter than I thought she’d be.

Twylight: Cute enough to get rid of you,that’s for sure.

: I don’t think so,my dear.*waves hand* Come,come.I have something to show you.


Bison’s henchmen poke and push twy to move to where he intended to take her.They stand on the balcony of a factory-like area.The smell of grease and spam fills,along with the loud sound of mechanical devices, are enough to cause Twy to grow faint.

You’re lucky to be alive,you know?

Twylight: yeah,cause if I was dead I couldn’t be forced into a big cage that smells like feces. Fresh feces!

Could’ve been worse.My original intention was to have you killed,but I couldn’t let you die without knowing what you could have prevented.

Twylight: And what could I prevent?

Chaos.

 

[Abaddon]

Twylight: What are you talking about?

: What do you think is the most troublesome,and perpetual thing about Hype?

Twylight: Noobs?

: Well that too.But there is something just as dangerous…Spam.

Twylight: What are you getting at?

*points toward the ground floor of the factory*Below us,spam is being massly produced and pumped into noobs.See,I in all my glory,have come up with a brilliant plan.I have figured out a way to drain noobs of their post counts.Once I’m done with them,I take the empty shells and pump them up with my special brand of toxic spam.


As Twy peeks over she see’s an assembly line of noobs being layed out on conveyor belts,and injected with high doses of spam,that fill them until theyre engorged


Twylight: Why?Most noobs are pretty harmless.Annoying maybe,but harmless.

: They are here to serve a greater purpose.

Twylight: How?*ask with in a fearful tone*
.

:Each of these noobs is also being equipped with an explosive device. THe energy from the drained post counts is being fed into a machine while will deploy these suicide spammers into every old thread that has ever existed in every forum.When I hit the detonator every Spambomber will explode,causing all the threads to bump simultaneously,which will crash the site.

 

[JLBats]

Do a musical, with E. Bison as Sweet.

 

[Abaddon]

Twylight: You’re sick.

Tee-hee. *blushes*

Twylight: So,you like grossing out women?

: Everyone needs a hobby.

Twylight: You are such a loser.

: That may so,but at least I’m a genius. Bwahahaha!!!!!!!


As Bison continues his manical laughter,Twy seizes her opportunity and shoves shoves him over the railing,sending him plummeting to the ground below.


Twy: That had to hurt. *flees*

Bison struggles to stand to his feet.Fortunately for him,his large cape took the brunt of the fall

After her!!!!