Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

Do a musical, with E. Bison as Sweet.

Absolutely not.

 

[JLBats]

Absolutely not.

If you're so opposed, I can be Sweet.

 

[bored]

now i'm just lost .

 

[DOG LIPS]

now i'm just lost .

That's what happens when your panties are 7 sizes too small.

 

[bored]

but...... i'm a dude.




so i have an excuse.

 

[Abaddon]

now i'm just lost .

Thats cause you people keep spamming up my thread.



Especially you,Dog Lips!!



Here,you've forced me to make this:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6154536#post6154536


Now quit spamming here damnit.You're ruining the flow of the story!

 

[Abaddon]

Hype school Library

Daisy: Did you find the location of the base?

Fray: No.I just hope Twy can buy herself some time before we can figure out a way to get--

Matt bursts through the doors

Matt: I think I found someone who can help us.


Bottom of the Spider-man Comics board.
Matt and Fray walk down a long dark corridor


Matt: There’s only one person who’s managed to escape the Shadaloo base unharmed.

Fray Is he a deserter?

Matt: No,he was a vigilante.Ran around protecting people from trolls and such.A few months
ago he lost it.

Fray: What do you mean?

Matt: A troll drove him over the edge.He went in a berserker rage and went after anything and anyone that moved.They had to keep him locked up till he cooled off.

Fray: And what makes you think he’s cooled off.

Matt: Nothing.

Fray: What makes you think he’s cooled off by now?

Matt: I have no idea.But he’s our last hope.

Fray: Fine,lets just get this over with.

They reach a steel-plated door at the end of the corridor.Matt tries to open the door,but finds its much more difficult than he anticpated

Matt: I think its locked.*makes a constipated face*

Fray Let me try.

Matt: I don’t you can--

Fray: *pushes him aside* I’ll do it. *pulls the door open with ease* There,unlocked.

Matt: Well,either I need to hit the gym,or you need to lay off the steroids.

Fray: I’m ‘roid-free.Better luck next time,tough guy.

Matt: Whatever.*steps in and turns on the lights*

As the lights slowly run on,we see a figure tightly strapped to a bed a la Hannibal Lecter.His mouth is muzzled and his hands are locked in two metal boxes.

Fray: This is our guy?

Herr Logan: *slowly opens his eyes* You here to let me out?

Matt: Yeah.

H.Logan: It’s about time.




Twy runs frantically up a flight of stairs in hope of finding an exit.

Twylight: Exit,exit.Where’s the darn exit?!!

Cyclops: Looking for something…Flamer?*charges his visor*

Twy runs down a hallway as Cyclops fires optic beams at her.She manages to dodge them,and ducks into a conveniently empty security room


Twylight: God,I hate this place.*shuts the door behind her*


Cut to a the dark city streets of SHHdale. Logan, Fray, and Matt are walking briskly past the empty shopping mall,and restaurants.

H.Logan: So you guys want to break into Shadaloo to save her a girl?My kind of gig.

Matt: Wll we need a way to get in and to get out.

H.Logan: Easy,all we need is a link to their homepage.

Fray: How will we get out?

H.Logan: We’ll put a link in our sigs to get back.

Matt: So,where do we find a link to the base?

H.Logan: Where do you think I’m leading you,boy?

Matt: You know someone?

H.Logan: I can smell him.

H.Logan turnsand enters an ice cream shop,

H.Logan: Danger Mouse?

Danger Mouse: Yeah?*licks his vanilla ice cream*

H.Logan: Why don’t you come out and play? *extends his claws*

 

[Abaddon]

Back at Shadaloo HQ

Twylight: God,I need to find a way out of here.AHH!!

Her scream is a reaction to a figure viewing the monitors from the surveillance camera.
Twylight: didn’t see you there.*backs away* Guess I better go to Bison..now.*quickly grabs a fire extinguisher*

She knocks the figure out of the chair,with a swift blow to the head.After a moment to indulge in her self-satisfaction,she looks down and realizes it was just a blow-up doll dressed in a security uniform

Twylight: Ugg.*checks the monitors from the surveillance cameras* Nothing.


Cyclops blast down the door.Jollyjohnny and Hyper Venom follow behind him,armed with novelty Hulk hands

Jollyjohnny: The games up Flame---Hey!!!*looks at blow-up doll* You knocked out Cindy!Now you’re really going to pay.

Cyclops: Did you really think you could get away?

Twylight: I was hoping I would.

Cyclops: That was a rhetorical question!

Twylight: Oh..are you sure it was?Cause it sounded pretty literal.

Cyclops: Ok,maybe it was,but I didn’t expect you to answer.

Twylight: That doesn’t necessarily make it rhetorical.

Cyclops: Yes it does.

Jollyjohnny: No,I think she’s right.Rhetorical suggest the statement was not meant to be be answered.,and not that an answer is unexpected

Hyper Venom: Enough semantics.Lets just grab the b**ch and go
.
Twy kicks Cyclops in the shin,and tries to knock out the other two with the extinguisher.They struggle for a moment,before JollyJohnny licks her ear.

Twylight: Eww..gross!*backs away*

Hyper venom knocks the weapon out of her and they both assault her with a barrage of Hulk hand punches,equipped with lights and sound effects.Batteries sold separately.

Hyper Venom: No escaping this time.

Twy is dragged kicking and screaming.H.Logan,Fray,and Matt can be seen on one of the monitors.

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to Shadaloo air vents
Matt,Herr Logan,and Fray make their way through.

Matt: Alright,whose brilliant idea was it to go through the air vents?

Fray: Ask Sargent Sluaghter over there.

H.Logan: Are you still complaining about that the whole DM thing?Get over it.

Fray: How can I?

H.Logan: Like that Nike says.Just do it.

Fray: You slashed half his face off. .

H.Logan: He had it comin’.

Fray: Then you shoved an ice cream cone up his ass

H.Logan: Gain,although I enjoyed that,he had it comin’.

Matt: Hey,you know what this reminds me of?

Fray: Should we care?

Matt: This reminds me of that scene in Star Wars where the gang sneaks onto to Death Star to save princess Leia.

Fray: *stops and stares for a moment* You’ve got to be kidding me.

Matt: Come on.Twy is like Leia,and were the only desperado’s in the universe who can save her.

H.Logan: Somebody shut this guy up.

Fray: Why?It’s not like we’ve got anything better to talk about.Can I be Luke?

H.Logan: *scoffs* You?Luke?

Fray: What?Why can’t I be Luke.

H.Logan: Well,I can’t verify it,but I’m pretty sure youre lacking in the necessary plumbing to pull off that role.

Fray: So?I can still be Luke.

H.Logan: Right,sure.

Fray: Julie Andrews played Peter Pan.

H.Logan: Yeah,cause that’s her most memorable role.

Fray: Oh,shut up.

Matt: I think I should be Luke.Nah I change my mind.Han Solo would be better.

Fray: Why?Youre the one who let her get kidnapped.You should be C-3PO.

Matt: Hey!!

H.Logan: Heh.At least you fit the physical requirements.

Matt: Don’t you start,Chewie.

H.Logan: What??!!

Matt: With the hair and all,I figure youre the Chewbacca

Fray: I agree.Was on the fence for a bit,but your sense of hygiene pretty much confirmed it.

H.Logan: You try living locked up in isolation for a few months,and then we‘ll see if you come out smelling like roses.

Fray: Maybe not.But I definitely wont smell like wet dog.

Matt: Cut it out you two,are we there yet?

Fray: Where are we even going?

H.Logan: I’m trying to find her scent.

Matt: How will you know its hers?

H.Logan: Should be the only thing in this place that doesn’t smell like spam.

Fray: Or wet dog.

H.Logan: Quiet.

 

[Abaddon]

cut to hallways of the holding center.As Twy is dragged through(still kicking and screaming),she sees Teddy,Ryu,JLBats,and Brodiebruce held captive in their respective cells.The latter is dressed in drag from some apparent reason.Suddenly then Elijya steps out of a door adjacent to the holding center.

Elijya: Whats all this racket out here?!!

Twylight: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elijya: Yeah,I heard that part. Whats the deal?

Cyclops: Just taking the Flamer back to Bison.

Jollyjohnny: Yeah,she puts up quite a fight.

Hyper Venom: It was a challenge,but we were more than capable of taking her down.Just goes to show how talented we are.

Elijya: That’s not the Flamer, dumbass.

Cyclops: Huh?

Elijya: Super Saiyan said the Flamer was a newb.This chicks been here since 2001.She’s in my Spider-Man Comics class.

Jollyjohnny: Oh…well.I guess that explains why we were able to take her so easy.

Cyclops: Yeah,I was wondering why she didn’t put up more of a fight.

Elijya: *sighs* Idiots.

 

[Abaddon]

cut back to air vents

H.Logan: I think we’re close.

Matt: Great.I’d like to kick Vader-Bisons spamming ass.

Fray: God,enough with Star Wars!!

H.Logan: *stops* uh…guys.

Matt: You were into it a few minutes ago.

H.Logan: eh-em

Fray: That was before I realized how stupid we sound.

H.Logan: Look,I think we have bigger things to worry about.

Matt: What makes you think that?

The air vent is hit with a series of blasts

Fray: Oh,boy.



A hole is blasted into the metallic lining and Matt falls back.Fray and Logan try to grabs him and all three are sent plummeting down to floor below.As they try to dust themselves off they are greeted by a group of gun-toting Shadaloo members,surrounding them on all sides.

: You are so busted.

 

[twylight]

*Runs out of story*

I know I'm gonna be in trouble but..Julie Andrews never played Peter Pan.
Mary Martin played Peter Pan.


*Runs back into the story*

 

[Abaddon]

whatever.



And if you feel the need to step out of character do it here:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6154536#post6154536

Spoiler

Now I'll have to kill you off.

 

[Abaddon]

Shadaloo Spam Factory
Twy,Herr Logan,Matt,and Fray are hung from a railing with chains.A small group of Shadaloo members stand on guard.

: So let me get this straight.*turns to Twy* You are not the Flamer.*turns to Fray*But she is.And these two other guys are tag alongs?

Matt: That pretty much sums it up.

: And yet none of you had the wits to be able to escape my graps?Pathetic.Truly pathetic.

Twylight: You’re the one with all the nude Hilary Duff pictures on the walls.

: So?She’s an attractive woman.

Twylight: She’s fourteen in those pictures.And she’s not even posing.It looks like you broke into her house and took a few snapshots while she was showering.

: SILENCE!

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: As soon as we break outta here,and kick your ass.

: You all seem pretty smug for a group of losers about to be executed.

Fray: Well,you seem pretty stupid for a guy that’s gonna get his assed kicked.

: By who?Definitely not you.You and your buddies here couldn’t even sneak through my air vents without being detected.
Matt: That’s cause you’ve got this place super-equipped.

: No,its because all that nerd talk you guys were doing was being reverberated while you were in vents.

Fray: Aw crap.

: Yes its official.You guys suck!

Matt: Sorry Twy.

Twylight: At least you tried.

: Shut up.As we speak my suicide spammers are being deployed into every open thread.At exactly 12 am,my minions and I will---

Elijya: uh,boss?

: Yes,Elijya?

Elijya: Do you really think it’s a good idea to reveal our master plan to these guys.

: Why not? we’ve got them right where we want them.

Elijya: Yes,but there’s a chance they could escape.

 

[Abaddon]

: Puhleez,Elijya.You’ve been watching way too many movies.

Elijya: if you say so, but that’s what usually ends up happening.

: Well this isn’t make believe, now is it?

they all exchange awkward glances

Elijya: No I guess not.

: Now as I was saying, at exactly 12 am my minions and I will detonate the explosive device, releasing all the spam contained within my little bombers. Every thread will be bumped at once, causing mass chaos.

Fray: You’re insane.

: yeah,I get that a lot. *looks to Logan* Hey,wait a minute,you look familiar. Weren’t you at the premiere party for America’s Next Top Model?

H.Logan: No,I was the guy who took out youre top henchman last year. Went by the name of Plas.

: Oh, him? I fired his assed for stealing office supplies, some time ago. He won’t be missed. Done anything new lately besides getting captured?

H.Logan: Actually there was something I was planning on. *breaks out of his chains and lands cat-like* I was just about to tear you a new one.*out springs his adamantium claws*

: *yawns* Take him out boys.I’ll be in little supervillians room.

 

[Abaddon]

The Shadaloo members advance and H.Logan hacks and slashes their guns to pieces.

H.Logan: Five against one?Looks like you boys are outnumbered.


With a series of slashes and acrobatic maneuvers,Logan manges to take out Hyper Venom and Elijya.


H.Logan: Who’s next?

Jollyjohnny: Guess that’d be me.*spin kicks him in the face*

H.Logan: *stumbles* Hey,JJ.How about trying something new,like posting something that isn’t jackassery.*knees him in the stomach*


Logan swiftly tosses JollyJohnny at Cyclops sending them both off the railing.


Fray: Logan,let us out!

H.Logan: Alright,hold your horses.


He runs and bounces off a poll to get into a spinning top position.He spins through the air,cutting them all down from where they hung.


Matt: Ow.That was pretty badass.

Twylight: *rubs knee* The landing could’ve used work.How do we get out of here?

Matt: I’ve got a link in my sig,that’ll lead us back to High School.

Fray: Come,on.We’ve got to stop him.

Matt: He’s in the bathroom.Lets jump him and give him a swirly.J

Fray: Matt,you talking is not helping the situation.

Matt: Fine.

Twylight : *checks her watch*What time do you have?

Fray: I got 11 pm..Eastern time.

Matt: ….

H.Logan: The spammers are already being deployed.We can’t do anything here.

Fray: No,we should stay and find the detonator

Twylight: I don’t we’ll need to.

 

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile in the Shadaloo mens room

: Do you think we should go out for ice cream,once the chaos starts?I’m in the mood for rocky road.

Clerk: Yeah,DM was telling me about some place down in SHHdale.

: Excellent.What time is it?My watch is broken.

Clerk: It’s 5 am

: Wait that can’t be right.My watched stopped at 8 pm.*steps out of room* Jayne what time is it?!

Jayne: It’s 6 pm.

 

[Abaddon]

: Wait,are you all on different times?

Jayne: Yes.Not everyone’s running on the same time zone.

: What time are the detonators set for?

Jayne: We set them all for 12 am.Just like you told us.

: NO! Don’t you see?If we’re all on different times then each thread won’t bump at the exact same time!

Jayne: *shrugs*

: I sent out a memo months ago telling everyone to synchronize their watches!

Jayne: Plas was in charge in the memos.

: S**T!!!!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Hype High School Teacher’s Lounge
Matt,Daisy,and Larrylegend sit watching televison,when Fray and Twy step in

Fray: So, how’d you figure Bison would mess up his own plan?

Twylight: I remembered seeing the clock on the surveillance monitor.It said 5 pm.,which couldn’t be right since it’d only been an hour or so since Passions was on.

Fray: Hmm, so I guess this is the definition of an anticlimax.

Matt: doubt it could get any worse than this.



END





Special thanks to Cconn, Jollyjohnny, and various others

 

[Abaddon]

Next ep will be up later today.

 

[Abaddon]

Into every generation a Flamer is born. She only must stand against the spammers, the trolls, and the forces of dorkness. She is the Flamer.


Misc Movies Forum.
A large creature prepares to attack an innocent couple sitting on a bench outside the War of the Worlds thread.

Carter: So, you enjoying yourself so far?

Frantik: Yeah, this was fun.

Carter: How much did you enjoy yourself?

Frantik: *pinches his ass* That much.

Carter: Well,I’ll see if I can make this date a little more enjoyable.


Carter and Frantik begin an intense make-out session,while the creature moves in closer.


Frantik: *breaks the kiss* Wait,did you here something?

Carter: I don‘t know. Did you cut one?

Frantik: No!

Carter: Oh....neither did I.


The creature leaps out in front of them


Carter: What the hell?!

Cruisefan: Become Scientologists, b**ches!!!!!

Fray: Hey, big guy. How about I teach you to keep your elitist ideology to yourself?

Cruisefan: Try me.


Fray jumps and dropkicks Cruisefan sending him stumbling backward.He smiles showing his brilliant white teeth,blinding Fray

Fray: Ahh!!My eyes.*shields her face*

Cruisefan: *pulls out a Dianetics book from his pocket* Scientology pwns you!!! *starts beating Fray with the book*

Carter: Uh..call you later.

Frantik: Yeah.


the couple flees in terror. Fray then tries to snatch the book from him,but his pearly whites completely distort her vision. Just as things are looking grave,Twy appears holding an armed crossbow


Twylight: Sell your religion somewhere else!!*fires*


Cruisefan turns just as the arrow is launched toward his forehead.It soars through the air at lightning speed, and swiftly plummets to the grass below impaling an innocent tulip.


Twylight: Oops. Um..hold on just a sec. *tries to reload weapon*

Fray: No worries*kicks Cruisefan in the testes*

Cruisefan:Agh!!!

Fray: I’ll take care of this.*turns to him* Fair warning: When I’m done with you,you might reconsider
the whole antidepressants thing.


Fray grabs the Dianetics book and proceeds to b**chslap him into a tree.She then leaps ontop of the creature and tries to shove the book down his throat

Fray: See?Even you’re having trouble swallowing this crap.


Cruisefan clenches his teeth blinding Fray once again.He takes this opportunity to shove her off. Twy manages to reload the crossbow just in time.


Cruisefan: Antidepressants are dangerous.Stupid women think you know everything about post-partum!!!!

Twylight: Hey, Top Gun. Try this on for size.


Twy fires the arrow,this time hitting him in the throat.She leaps up with a sound of pleasure,only to have her celebration cut short by Cruisefan who spits out his blood all over her outfit.Fortunately this gives Fray enough time to recover from her temporary blindness.


Fray: Nice trick you got there, Smiles. But here’s a little advice. If you wanna spread your dogma, drop the double-talk and try not to make yourself look crazy while youre doing it.


Fray shoots a ball of flame at the creature,incinerating him.


Fray: you okay twy?

Twylight: I’ve been better.*tries to wipe off the blood with a tissue*

Fray: Some Clorox should get that out.You can change at my place.

Twylight: It’s disgusting.

Fray: Well,I warned you not to come.

Twylight: I wanted to help.

Fray: You can help by researching,or tossing me the weapons.

Twylight: Look,I’m not trying to be your side-kick here.I’m here for the same reasons you are.

Fray: Which are?

Twylight: To fight the good fight.To do whats right.You said it yourself,this place is on the verge of being overrun with spammers and trolls.

Fray: You don’t know how to deal with half the creatures out here.

Twylight: That’s because you won’t let me in.

Fray: There are some things youre better off not knowing.The farther you stay away from this stuff,the safer you are.

Twylight: Whether you like it or not,I’m a part of this mission.Eventually youre going to have to start sharing things with me.

Fray: I just don’t want you getting hurt.

Twylight: I can take care of myself.

Fray: Like you did with Bison? Or with this guy? You would’ve been killed if I hadn’t been here.

Twylight: You needed my help.

Fray: Fine, Twy. You’re right. Let’s just go.

Twylight: Great, now youre patronizing me.

Fray: What do you want me to say?

Twylight: Say that we’re partners.That we’re equals.You’re not better than me,and I’m not better than you. We are after the same thing. I want you to be more open about whats going on.

Fray: *Sighs* I’ll try.

Twylight: Thank you.*wipes blood off her chin*

Fray: Just try not to get any blood on your skin.

Twylight: Why, is it dangerous?

Fray: No, it’s just gross.


Cut to opening credits.

Fray Ok

Daisy

Herr Logan

Twylight

Gunblade

Written and created by: Abaddon

Episode 2: For Your eyes Only


Hype High School Library

Daisy: Long ago, before time was even officially established, powerful beings roamed the message boards. These beings would much later be known to us as moderators, administrators, trolls, and spammers. The trolls of old were fierce creatures, and often battled the beings would we come to know as Mods.

Matt: So they weren’t mods?

Daisy: they were proto-mods. Not as strong as the ones we know today, but with many of the same abilities.The administrators knew these proto-mods had greater potential, and decided to use them in the war against the trolls.

Matt: What about the spammers?

Daisy: The original spammers were innocent beings.They were not aware of the chaos they were taking part in. At least not until the Mod wars.

Matt: Mod wars?

Daisy: The Administrators chose several proto-mods with great potential to ascend into higher beings. Beings we know as Mods. These Mods were granted great powers, and were used to end the chaos and create order in the message boards. Unfortunately many of the proto-mods felt slighted and sought to destroy the Mods. They got their opportunity when a rogue Mod turned against the others and led the proto-mods in a war against them.

Matt: cool. Who won?

Daisy: The Mods won,and most of the proto-mods were destroyed. The rebel was stripped of his Modhood, and banned. And eventually regular posters began showing up, and followed the code of conduct set up by the Mods.


Twy and Fray walk through the door


Fray: Whats up?

 

[Abaddon]

Matt: Daisy’s just giving me a little history lesson. Which is weird, considering I've been here longer than her.

Twylight: What era?

Matt: Pre-thread.

Twylight: huh?

Fray: *gives Matt a stern look* He’s joking.

Matt: uh..yeah.Of course. Just being the funny man as usual…except, this time without the funny. Go to go.*leaves*

Twylight: What was that about?

Fray: dunno.

Twylight: really? Cause it seemed like you were trying to keep him from telling me something.

Fray: No..no. Of course not.

Twylight: Fray, we had this talk last night.

Fray: Alright,I’m sorry. I just didn’t want to get too much of this stuff in your head.

Twylight: But you were okay with it being in Matt’s head?

Fray: Well, you know how Matt is. It’s like a vacation getting his mind off sex, and politics. Which aren’t necessarily in separate categories.

Twylight: You can stop trying to protect me.I can handle it.

Daisy: Well you both can start by telling me about this troll attack last night. What did it look like?

Fray: Large, scary. Big fan of Scientology.

Twylight: And Tom Cruise.

Fray: He looked pretty dangerous, but I took him out pretty easily.

Twylight: We took him out pretty easily.

Fray: Oh,right.Sorry.

Daisy: Sounds familiar. I think I heard some mention of this in that handbook you found.


Daisy goes to the backroom to search for the book

Fray: I didn‘t find it. It was given to me.

Twylight: Any luck finding that mystery guy who gave it to you?

Fray: I went looking in the basement again, but the room was gone. There was no trace of him anywhere.

Twylight: Oddness.

Fray: Big ditto to that.


Daisy emerges flipping through the book


Daisy: I’m just glad neither of you were hurt.

Fray: Nah, he was no threat to us.

Twylight: Aside from the blood, and the headache afterwards I came out pretty okay.

Fray: Headache?

Twylight: yeah, except now its just regressed into dizzyness.

Fray: Maybe you should take the day off. Unless you have a test.

Twylight: That’s exactly why I need to be here.

Fray; You sure? It’s alright if you don’t feel well.I’ll cover for you.

Twylight: No thanks. I’ll be fine.*looks at watch* That reminds me, I’ve got head to Mrs. Fantastics class.

Fray: Alright, well be careful.

Twylight: I will.


As Twy leaves her vision begins to blur for a moment and she hears a loud humming in her head


Daisy: Think she’ll be okay?

Fray: I hope so.

Daisy: Good, now come help me with this research.

Fray: Right, cause cataloging miscreants is the best way to kill time before class.

Daisy: I don’t want you running into something you aren’t prepared for.

Fray: Like what?


Hype High School Gym Locker room
A group of hooded students gather in a circle chanting.In the center lies the naked and bloodied corpse of Webmistress_04. Her body laying atop an inverted pentagram

Hoodedguy1: One down…two to go.

 

[Abaddon]

Mrs. Fantastics Classroom
The students gather the teachers desk looking over a pile of papers and photos

Mrs.Fantastic: Alright so who do you guys want to be on the cover of our Fantastic Four Magazine.

Spiderfreddie: Freddie Prince Jr.

Mrs.Fantastic:…..

Spiderfreddie: He’s awesome. Lets just give him a chance. If we had him on the cover more peoples would buy it.

Bored: He wasn’t even in the movie.

Spiderfreddie: Shutup dyckwad!! He should’ve been the Human Torch.

Mrs. Fantastic: But he wasn’t.Let’s move on.

Spiderfreddie: No YOU MOVE ON. STUPID LOSER WHO HAS NO LIFE AND NO FRIENDS!!

Mrs. Fantastic: That’s it. Get out of my damn classroom! We have a deadline to meet, and I don’t have time for your stupidity!

Spiderfreddie: Fine whatever. Stupid UGLY ****E!*storms off*

Twylight: That was unnecessary.

Mrs.Fantastic: I swear, that boys been trouble ever since he entered this school.If he steps foot in this class again, I know things are gonna get violent.

Twylight: You think he‘ll hurt someone.

Mrs.Fantastic: No I think I‘ll hurt him.That boys got me two syllables from kicking his ass.

Bored: Take a number..

Twylight: He’s trouble. *rubs her eyes*

Mrs. Fantastic: You ok,Twy?

Twylight: Fine.It’s just my head.

Mrs.Fantastic: Well,go rest your head for a minute.I can’t afford to have my editorial designer down and out.

Twylight: Sure. *goes and sits*


As Twy rubs her head she sees bright lights illuminating Bored and Sava.


Twylight: Huh? *squints*


Twy's vision suddenly changes and her eyes focus on Bored. She sees text that reads: YOU HAVE A PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM SAVA: BOOTYLICIOUS.

Twylight: I must be going out of my mind.And yet,I’m still curious.

She squints her eyes some more and reads the private message.-

Do you think Mrs. Fantastic is bedable? I mean I know she’s pretty old, but I still hit it.

Twy then shakes her head and steps out of the classroom

Twylight: Ok. Relax.What the hell just happened in there?How could I see that? And why am I talking to myself?

With a anxious sigh, Twy scurries down the hallway to find Fray and Daisy

 

[Abaddon]

Principals Kipobe’s office.
A group of police officers step outside the room with Kipobe

Detective Flass: If you have any leads just make sure to call us.

Principal Kipobe: Of course.What’s the number again?

Detective Flass: Well, you can try 911, or the number I gave you on that paper.

Principal Kipobe:

Detective Flass: The paper in your shirt pocket.

Prinicipal Kipobe: *rubs nipples*

Detective Flass: Damn it,Kipobe! You’re walking a fine line here. With a piece of work like you, its no wonder this school's gone to hell!

Principal Kipobe: I see no reason as to why I should care.


Twy makes her way through the halls and stops nearby to eavesdrop their conversation


Detective Flass: Because the Hype is like a house of cards. One king of spades out of place and the whole place topples.

Principal Kipobe: That makes about as much sense as a cow eating jello pudding. Haha brilliant!

Detective Flass: Pm me if there’s a problem. And I suggest you inform the students. No use keeping secrets when dead bodies are left lying around the school.


The Detective leaves with the two officers and Kipobe returns to his office. Twy hesitates for a moment before continuing on the library. When she reaches it she stops at the door, where she overhears Daisy and Fray talking.


Fray: I just wish I could go back and change things.

Daisy: Well if you had that ability it would make things easier for all of us.

Fray: I mean, how am I supposed to fight when she’s there. It’s no place for her.

Daisy: Well,you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Fray: I’m good for anyone joining the party and all but not Twy. I need someone who can actually help in a fight.

Twylight:

Fray: How am I supposed to my job when she’s busy playing damsel in distress. Last night could’ve been a disaster. That girl is not good with weapons.


Twy pouts and leaves with a look of vengeance in her eyes


Fray: She’s lucky all she came out with were some scratches and blood on her shirt.

Daisy: Blood?

Fray: Not hers, the troll from last night.

Daisy: Well that can’t be good.

Fray: I know. If you think chocolate is hard to wash out, try getting a blood loogie out of your shirt.

Daisy: No,I mean because the troll you faced last night wasn’t like an average troll.

Fray: Is that what the handbook said?

Daisy: It said, this was one of a line of Gin Trolls.

Fray: Trolls that like gin?

Daisy: No, they're Engineers

Fray: That explains the ugly, but I wasn’t seeing the mod part last night.

Daisy: Trods are dangerous because any contact they’ve had with normal poster has led to disaster.

Fray: How so?

Daisy: They either kill them,or make their lives very difficult.

Fray: Yup,there’s that elusive mod part.

Daisy: And you said he was a Scientology aficionado?

Fray: Yeah,big fan.Not very smart though.

Daisy: We have to do more research.These things are usually here for a specific reason.

Fray: Like to ruin fun.