Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile inside.Peacekeeper watches Caretaker on stage with a grimace

Twilight: Amazing, isn’t he?
Peacekeeper: Are you kidding?this guy sucks.
Twylight: :PK! It’s not nice to joke around like that.People might think youre serious.eek:
Peacekeeper: Are you guys tone-deaf?He’s playing that guitar like it’s a banjo.He’s not even holding it right.
Matt: Hey,shut up you!Caretaker’s great.You’re just jealous because you dropped out of school and became a nobody,while he stayed and became an icon.
Peacekeeper: Icon?I’ve never even heard of this guy before today.From the looks of it,he’s a real loser.

Peacekeeper is sucker-punched by Toven and collapses

Toven: Youre done talking.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

haha

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy scurries over

Daisy: Whats going on here?
Toven: He knocked himself out,somehow.
Daisy: *narrows eyes* somehow?
Toven: Yeah,it was a freak accident or something.
Daisy: How stupid do you think I am?
Toven: Not stupid enough,apparently.
Daisy: Toven,you were already on probation 3 times this year.Are you looking for a fourth?
Toven: once you’ve been banned,and allowed back, probations just don’t mean much.
Daisy: We’ll just have to see how much they really mean,now wont we.
Toven: What are you gonna do,tell Kipobe?I got that little b**ch wrapped around my little finger.
Daisy: Hmm..I wonder if Dew’s pm box is full….
Toven: uggh,fine.remind me to never have sex with you again. *walks away*
Daisy: I didn’t realize there was a first time.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray and Logan step inside the crowded club

Logan: And we’re here,why exactly?
Fray: Well,creepy janitor aside,the school is empty.Everyone who wouldn’t be there would be here.
Logan: Including our mystery carrier.
Fray: What better place to infect a large group all at once.Now all we gotta do is find carrier-boy.How’d you figure that out,anyway?
Logan: a priori
Fray: You’ll have to run that by me again.
Matt: FRAY!!!! *waves and hops up and down*
Logan: I may be mistaken,but I think he knows you.
Fray: Unfortunately.Come on. *walks over to Matt and the others*
Logan: *follows* This’ll be fun.
Daisy: How’d things go at the school?
Fray: It was a bust.Went patrolling instead. *looks at Daisys scars and bandages* How was your day?
Daisy: Eventful.Matt and Twy say you think Caretaker’s involved.
Fray: I heard him talking to someone.Seemed kinda suspect.
Logan: eh-em.
Fray: Oh,Daisy this is Herr Logan.Herr Logan this is Daisy.
Logan: Charmed.
Daisy: Ah,youre the one Fray and Matt have talked so much about.
Logan: Good things theyre saying I hope.
Daisy: only half of them.
Fray: Logan thinks the virus is being spread by a carrier from the school.
Twylight: We’ll keep our eyes peeled.

Fray nods and catches a glimpse of a figure staring down at her from a balcony

Fray: Um,wait here Logan.I’ll be right back. *wanders off*
Logan: Oh right,leave me to mingle with the plebeians.
Twilight: Standing right here!
Logan: I didn’t mean you guys specifically.*mutters* Though there’s still time to prove me wrong.

seeing the shadowy figure move across the balcony,Fray makes her way up the steps and strolls toward the spectral man.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: Never took you for a party guy.
Spawn: You don’t seem peppy yourself.
Fray: This is not my kind of shindig.Still,its odd seeing you out of your hiding place.
Spawn: It’s not safe there.
Fray: It’s not safe here either.
Spawn: Hence my being here.
Fray: Hmm…why didn’t just close up shop like you did before.
Spawn: I have my reasons.
Fray: I think you realize how bad things have gotten.
Spawn: Nice to know you’ve got brains in that pretty little head of yours.
Fray: So any riddles you wanna give me?
Spawn: Nope.
Fray: What?No toolbook?No secret message?No ”Beware the ides of March”?
Spawn: No,no,and no.
Fray: So why are you here,if you can‘t help?
Spawn: I can always help.I just want to want to watch you save the day.
Fray: Is there something youre not telling me?
Spawn: Do I really have to answer that?
Fray: What are you good for,besides playing coy?
Spawn: I’m always good for suggestions.
Fray: There’s a virus spreading all over town,people are going insane if not,dying.The source is somewhere in here,and I don’t know who or what it is.What do you suggest I do about it?
Spawn: You could always gather the infected ones here,and burn the place to the ground.
Fray: ……
Spawn: Or you could leave them together,and wait for them to destroy each other.I’m leaning towards the latter.
Fray: you’re serious aren’t you?God,what is with men these days.
Spawn: There are no easy solutions.Even heroes have to make tough decisions.
Fray: This doesn’t have to be one of them.
Spawn: Thinking like that will lead to failure.More deaths, more suffering,more problems for you and everyone you hold dear.Besides it’ll give you a chance to ditch this party while your dignity’s still intact.
Fray: What?
Spawn: You clearly don’t want to be here.
Fray: Are you made of human parts?People are going to die.
Spawn: Then its up to you to stop that from happening.
Fray: You know what,drop the cryptic.You want to help me,then youre going to have to give me answers,not clues.
Spawn: Where’s the fun in that?
Fray: Do you even have a name?
Spawn: Most know me as TheSpawn.
Fray: Most?I didn’t realize you had a social life.
Spawn: Clocks ticking.I suggest you keep your eyes on the prize.

Spawn leans over the edge and watches Caretaker finish up his set.Fray glances down and notices Max Shrek watching from beside the stage.As Caretaker glares over at him and Toven suddenly jumps on stage and starts making out with him.Fray turns to Spawn only to see that he isn’t there.

Fray: That Batman act is so 90s.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray makes her across the balcony and sees a platinum blond man in a black trench coat having anal sex with a young blonde as she looks down over the balcony

Fray: eeech.

She then hurries down the steps and moves to her friends

Logan: Just in time,doughboy over there was beating a cat to death.Good thing Banana Chiquita took a bullet and smooched him.
Matt: eh?
Twylight: I know Tovens Banana Chiquita but whose the doughboy?
Logan: The guy on stage.The talent less one that’s playing since we got here.
Fray: Caretaker.
Matt: He’s not dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Logan: Coulda fooled me.
Fray: Why do you say that?
Logan: Well,look at him.I mean,I’m not quick to judge,but the kids a blimp.And its not like he‘s making up for it in talent.I mean how do you **** up Journey and sleep at night?
Twylight: What are you talking about,he plays great.
Matt: Careful,Herr.Last guy that said that got a sore jaw,courtesy of Toven.
Fray: Last guy that said what?
Twylight: Peacekeeper said the same thing about Caretaker.
Fray: Where is he?
Peacekeeper: He said he was going to his car,to cleanse his ears of the badness.
Fray: Why would he say something like that?
Twylight: A moment of insanity.
Logan: I’m plenty sane thank you very much.It’s you people who are crazy.
Fray: Logan,look at the stage.
Logan: What?
Fray: Just look.

Logan turns and looks on the stage and sees Caretaker being dry-humped by Toven.

Logan: I see a short,chubby,kid being molested by what looks like a drunk chick wearing fruit.
Twylight: Are you high?
Daisy: Are you sure you aren’t going insane?
Logan: Well what do you see?
Twylight: I see a tall,handsome,hunk of a man being harassed.
Daisy: That doesn’t make much sense.
Fray: It’s about to.

Fray marches toward the stage in hopes of getting answers but finds it empty as she arrives.

Fray: Where’d he go?
Tukiluka: Tovy-poo took him to the champagne room.

Frustrated ,she turns and spots Max Shrek sitting in a corner.At once,she walks over to him and pulls him up by the collar

Fray: You and I,are going to talk now.

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to side entryway
Fray,Logan,and the others stare down at Max,as blood drips from his nose

Fray: Don’t make me ask you again.Or better yet,I can have Logan here ask for me.You’d like that wouldn’t you Logan?
Logan: *cracks his knuckles* I’d love to.
Max Shrek: Alright..alright.I’ll tell you.
Fray: So what was it?What were you talking to Caretaker about?
Max Shrek: Weeks ago he came to me asking for help.I’d stolen some programs,and codes and he was interested in buying one for me.
Twylight: Buying what?
Max Shrek: He asked for an image program.Something powerful enough to change the way people saw him.
Matt: Why would he need that?He’s already a handsome teen superstar,with charisma and an incredibly hot body.

The others turn to stare at Matt for a moment

Matt: I’m secure enough to admit that.
Max Shrek: Youre being affected by the program.
Fray: What does it have to do with the virus?Are you helping him spread it?
Max Shrek: The virus was a glitch.He wanted to perform the task himself,and when he had the program installed it came through with a immeasurable amount of adware.The adware came as one single virus,and soon everyone that came in contact with his new form was infected.
Fray: Not just people he’d come in contact with.People who have come in contact with the victims have been infected too.
Max Shrek: *shrugs* I warned him,there was a price,but he was convinced that he needed to do it.He wanted to be somebody.To be respected.It was pathetic.He was pathetic.
Twylight: *b**chslaps him* LIES!!

Daisy:
Logan:
Fray: Twy!
Twylight: He’s lying.Caretaker was never pathetic.It’s some kind of trick.
Fray: I think you need to calm down,Twy.
Twylight: Don’t tell me you believe him.
Matt: *rubs cheek* uh,I’m a little skeptical myself,but this kind of makes sense in a weird way.
Daisy: So we’ve all been affected?
Logan: I haven’t.
Fray: And neither has Peacekeeper.
Max Shrek: He performed the installation within the school,so it only affects those who have been inside the school.But the virus itself can spread to anyone.
Twylight: If that’s true,then aren’t some of us infected already.Matt and I were with him earlier in the day and we’re not going bonkers.
Max Shrek: Insanity is only a symptom.One can be infected for some time before signs start showing.It can happen as quickly as a few seconds,or as late as a few hours.It all depends on the person.Eventually the virus shut down the system and cause a sort of rigor mortis,whilst still being alive.
Daisy: You seem to know a lot about this virus.Why can’t youstop it?
Max Shrek: The virus is replicating itself at a astounding rate.The only way to stop it now would be to draw it back its source.
Matt: Maybe that’s what you want.
Daisy: Or maybe you just don’t want to stop it.
Fray: What he wants is not an issue now.Keep him here.Caretaker and I are going to have a little chat. *walks back in*
Logan: I’m comin’ with
Matt: Me too!

 

[Abaddon]

A few short minutes later they storm in to the backroom and find a shirtless Caretaker sprawled on a table,making out with Toven who’s straddled on top of him

Toven: Do you mind?
Fray: Yes,I do.
Toven: Get out of here,b**ch.This isn’t sex ed.
Logan: This isn’t the Spice Channel either,now get off the boy.
Toven: Who the hell are you?
Logan: Right now I’m thanking God I’m your daddy.
Matt: Get out of here,Toven.I’m sure there’s a teacher somewhere in need of hand job.
Toven: You can’t talk to me like that.I have breasts.
Matt: Is that what you call them?
Toven: Uggh,whatever. *dismounts* Lets go find somewhere else to mess around.
Fray: You can,but he’s staying.

Fray helps Toven out the door,and slams it shut.

Logan: *looks at Caretaker with disgust* You can put your shirt back on guy.
Fray: He can leave it on.
Logan: Easy for you to say,youre not gseeing my view.All I’m getting is pasty white flab.
Fray: Alright,fine.Put it on.

Caretaker sits up and puts on his shirt

Caretaker: This is a really bad time for autographs guys.
Matt: Sorry,when should we come back?
Fray: That’s why not we’re here.
Matt: Oh,right.
Caretaker: What’s the problem then?
Fray: You are.
Caretaker: Huh?
Logan: We know about the trick youre pulling on everyone.
Fray: Max Shrek told us everything.Youre busted.

Caretaker frowns and looks away

Caretaker: I didn’t want it to be this way.
Fray: Then why did you do it?
Caretaker: I was tired of being a nobody.
Fray: Well,now youre a somebody.Somebody spreading a deadly virus that could kill everyone in Community.
Caretaker: I thought it’d go away eventually.Guess I was wrong.
Fray: You were,and now youre going to undo what you did.
Caretaker: You mean reinstall the program?
Fray: I mean uninstall.You’ve done nice for yourself with the popular act.Play times over.
Caretaker: Okay.
Fray: Matt go get Twy and Daisy.
Matt: What about hacker-guy?
Fray: You can stay and watch him.
Matt: .....
Fray: Go!


Matt grudgingly goes

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: You know how to fix this?
Caretaker: Not exactly.
Fray: Then we’re going to have to find a way.
Caretaker: Why?!
Fray: I’ll pretend you didn’t ask that.
Caretaker: I’m not going back.I don’t want to be a nobody again.
Fray: I can make you a nobody right now,if you don‘t get off your deluded ass.
Caretaker: You don’t get it.I’m popular.Finally I’m popular.People want to talk to me,want to hang out with me.Heck,they’d pay to just stand near me.You don’t know how good that makes me feel.
Fray: So you don’t care that people are suffering because of some trick that makes other people think youre special?

Caretaker: It’s not that simple.
Fray: Yes,it is that simple.You made a decision that is costing people their lives.
Caretaker: I’m sorry.I’ll try to make things right…..my way.

Caretaker stands and throws a chair a her.Logan moves to attack him,but is incapacitated by a blow to the sternum.Caretaker rushes out into the crowd and makes gestures towards the room.Seconds later a group of students march towards the room with menacing looks in their eyes.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: Son of a b**ch!
Logan: *wincing* It was only a matter of time before he went all Dorian Gray on us.
Fray: And it looks like he’s left some friends to take care of us.
Logan: Boy’s got a mean right hook.
Fray: He’s going down,and so are his running buddies.

Fray gets in a fighting stance


Fray: Ready to have some fun?
Logan: Always.

Logan holds up his hands as if to expose his claws,but instead looks like a plastic action figure.


Logan: What the--?
Fray: What are you waiting for?
Logan: I can’t do it.
Fray: Come on,don’t tell me all that macho talk was for naught.
Logan: My claws,they wont come out.
Fray: Performance problems?
Logan: This has never happened to me before.
Fray: Don’t be embarrassed., it happens to lots of guys.
Logan: I think I‘m lagging,
Fray: Well,you sure picked a great time.
Logan: How many of them are there?
Fray: How many do you see?
Logan: somewhere in the hundreds.
Fray: We’re getting you out of here.
Logan: You think we can take ‘em all?
Fray: Won’t need to.

the students glare at them

Happenstance: Nobody messes with Caretaker and gets away with it.
Fray: Speaking of,I think he’s taking pictures with people by the bar.
Happenstance: *turns around * Really?

The students all wander towards the bar and Fray and Logan run out of the room.Daisy and Twy meet them midway in front of the stage

Daisy: Where’s Caretaker?
Fray: He bailed.
Twylight: He’s probably on a secret mission to figure out whats wrong.
Fray: We’ve got to find a way to draw the virus back into him.
Twylight: Will it kill him?
Fray: I don’t think it will.At least not while the program’s still active.
Logan: Denhams dentrifice.denhams dentrifice.
Daisy: What?
Fray: He’s not himself.I’m thinking he’s caught a whiff of the virus.
Daisy: We need to find Caretaker.
Fray: I think he’s headed toward the school.
Daisy: Lets go.

They run out towards the side exit and find Matt lying on the ground.

Fray: What the hell happened?
Matt: Max put the whammy on me.He got away.
Fray: Can’t you do anything right?
Matt: He was very sneaky.

Flashback-2 minutes ago.
Matt arrives in the side entrance where Daisy and Twy stand vigilante over Max Shrek

Matt: Fray needs me to watch Max.You two can go check back with her.
Twylight: Okay.
Daisy: Don’t take your eyes off him.

Twy and Dasiy leave

Max Shrek: *drops a shiny coin on the floor* Whoops.Can you get that for me?
Matt: Sure.

Matt bends over to pick it up and Max kicks him in the ass and runs.

Matt: Hey! *looks at coin* Oooh shiny.J

End Flashback


Daisy: We can take my Sedan.
Twylight: What about Logan?
Fray: He’ll have to come with us.We can’t risk letting him hurt anybody out here.He can ride with Matt in the back.
Matt: What?!


Minutes later Daisy speeds down the highway toward the school,with the rest of the gang frantically flipping through books

Twylight: Wow,Daisy.You bring these books with you everywhere?
Daisy: Theyre the abridged versions.Always nice to have for reference.
Fray: While youre driving?
Daisy: I like to read during traffic.
Logan: Hot singles!!!It’s the cure!!!
Matt: Why do I have to sit with the crazy guy?
Fray: Because youre expendable.
Matt: LL
Twylight: I think I found something.It says here that in order to cure an outbreak like this we must first purge the sufferers of the contagions.
Fray: And how do we do that?
Twylight: I don’t know,this is the abridged version.

Daisy swerves and pulls up next to the school.

Daisy: *steps out* We need to get to the library.
Twylight: Hey,I think I see Caretakers car.
Fray: I’ll go head him off,you guys try to find a way to purge this thing.

Fray steps out and runs inside the school.Turning the corner she knocks into the school janitor

Corinthian: It’s ju!
Fray: *stands and dusts herself off* No, I’m Catholic.
Corinthian: Damn kids running around the hallway!!Don’t you have better places to be?
Fray: Kids?As in more than one?
Corinthian: I see someone’s been keeping up with her studies.
Fray: Where is he,the other person?
Corinthian: He went inside the lab.I don’t know why.The best place to look at porn is in the principals office.
Fray: Thanks…I think.*rushes off*

 

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile on the other side of the school
Daisy,and Matt drag Logan by the legs towards the library.Twy arrives first and holds the door for the others as Logan continues to babble incohently

Daisy: Uggh. Someone needs to try the South Beach diet.
Matt: Couldn’t we just drag him by the arms?
Daisy: Do you wanna risk getting your arm clawed off?
Matt: Point taken.

They drag Logan into the cage-like book return depository and exit,locking the door shut

Matt: Think that’ll hold him?
Daisy: At least until we can figure out a way to purge this thing.
Logan: Free smileys.that’s a bargainJ *cackles*
Daisy: Matt go check my reference books in the backroom,and Twy search through the catalogs.
Twylight: Okay.


Cut to lab room.Caretaker knocks over some test tubes,and frantically looks through the drawers.

Fray: *enters* Well,looky here.If isn’t Hype’s very own Lothario.Must be nice manipulating people’s minds like you did.
Caretaker: I told you,it wasn’t like that. *stuffs an electronic device in his pocket*
Fray: Wasn’t it?Did you even care that you everything anyone in this school thinks about you now is lie.
Caretaker: They wouldn’t have liked me otherwise.
Fray: You should’ve let them decide for themselves.
Caretaker: I did.They hated me.They all did.And the ones that didn’t just ignored me.Made me feel worthless.
Fray: Well boo-frickin-hoo for you.This is high school,what did you expect?Not everyones gonna like you,or even care that you exist.You deal,and get over it.There’s no need for you to become the leader of your own pity party.
Caretaker: Figures you wouldn’t understand.
Fray: I don’t need to.


Fray grabs him by the ear and pulls him out into the hallway

Fray: Did you think you were going to get away with this?
Caretaker: I was going to fix this.
Fray: No more games.It’s time to face reality.

Fray nearly trips,and looks down to find she’s stumbled on the body of Dog Lips.He seemed to have stiffened completely,and was turned an ashen gray.

Caretaker: Who would leave a statue on the floor?
Fray: It’s not a statue, jackass.it’s a teacher.This looks like the final stage of your little superflu.Satisfied?


Caretaker turns and runs away

Fray: *sighs* Here we go again… *chases after him*

Cut back to library
Logan begins spitting and scratching his bum with his claws

Matt: That looks pretty dangerous.Shouldn’t we sedate him or something?Do you have any drugs Daisy?
Daisy: Are you calling me a pill popper?!!
Matt: No.I’m just saying we should knock him out before he claws his own ass off.
Twylight: He’s of the wolverine variety.He’ll probably heal right up.
Matt: Well,pretty soon he might be of the red-ass baboon variety.

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy: Got it.
Mattt: Finally……….whatd you get?
Daisy: It was in one of the old encyclopedia’s. Makes me glad I started ordering those.But I know how we can fix this.
Twylight: What do we do?
Daisy: The act of purging the virus involves drawing it out of the host bodies,and into the air.Once airborne it will instinctively gather itself and find the original carrier.
Twylight: Then what?
Daisy: well,it will be drawn back into his body and he can then be contained so that the virus doesn’t spread anymore.
Matt: Well,what about the smoke-and-mirrors?Is he still going to look like a handsome devil?
Daisy: As long as the programs still running yes.But the memories and image distortion will still only affect those who’ve been in the school.
Twylight: Well,maybe he can fix it.Fray did mention him saying something about reinstalling it.
Daisy: Too risky.He’d be more vulnerable than all of us if the program is inactive.
Matt: So how do we do all this?
Daisy: First we have to send out a pulse wave at a specific frequency to scramble the virus’ code.Then we’ll set up a purging agent in the school, in our case the ad-ad aware program since that’s all we have available.Once the purging agent is in the effect,we send out a wave at a higher frequency which should do enough damage so that the virus will detach itself from the host bodies and go airborne.
Matt: Well,where are we going to keep Caretaker?
Daisy: Basement I guess.At least until a Hazmat team can come in and contain him.
Matt: Sounds like a plan.
Twylight: We’ll need to find him first.

Fray comes through the doors dragging Caretaker behind her.

Matt: Speak of the handsome devil.
Twylight: Oh my God,what did you do to him?
Fray: He tried to get away so I had to rough him up.
Twylight: Brutal.
Fray: I’m sure he looks more injured in his average joe form.So whats the plan?

 

[Abaddon]

Moments later the archie gang,and Caretaker,are seen marching up a flight of steps

Twylight: Are you sure the roofs a good place to do this?
Daisy: We need a position to send out the pulse wave.We can save some time by using the satellite on the roof.

The reach the the top landing and Daisy opens the door with a pair of her special privilege keys.She felt a kind of pride knowing she was the first school official to use it in a way that didn’t involve engaging sexual activity on the roof.They stepped through and immediately moved towards the satellite.Caretaker wandered about the roof,enjoying the crisp night air,as the others set up the electrical equipment..Twy spotted him stopping near the ledge and walked over


Twylight: I hope your not thinking of jumping.
Caretaker: Oh,I’m not.I’m just thinking..
Twylight: What about?
Caretaker: Everything.This whole day has been great.I finally feel like I’m alive.Like I’m a true person.
Twylight: Except your not.Not really.
Caretaker: Doesn’t feel that way.
Twylight: And a part of me doesn’t want to believe it.
Caretaker: I’m sorry for everything,but this meant a lot to me.Before people only noticed me if I farted,or smelled bad,or got my penis stuck in the water fountain.
Twylight: ……
Caretaker: Long story.
Twylight: Not asking.
Caretaker: My point is I was a nobody.And now people worship me.Everyone who ignored me,or picked on me is ready and willing to weigh on me hand and foot.You have no idea how empowering that is. But I guess there are more important things
Twylight: That’s an understatement.
Caretaker: It’d be nice to just forget all about this,and go back to being popular.
Twylight: You know we can’t do that.Too many lives at stake.I just don’t understand why you’d even do this.
Caretaker: Because of you.
Twylight: What?
Caretaker: Your memories are probably all clogged up,but you inspired me.You told me to put myself out there.To just be a little more confident,and show everyone the great guy I could be.Well, I did..
Twylight: Not like this.This isn’t you.This is a lie.
Caretaker: I was the only way I could be everything you said.
Twylight: No,it wasn’t.You could’ve been yourself.
Caretaker: Oh,please.I doubt even you believe that.Tell me you’ve never wanted to change the way people think of you?Do you think I could do that by being the same loser everyone saw in me?You and I both know that Disney crap doesn’t work.I had to change people’s minds….I had to change me.IT was the only way they’d accept me.
Twylight: Accept who?This isn’t you.You just whipped up some false image of yourself so that people can like you.But how real do you think it is?No one really likes you.Not the real you.
Caretaker: This is who I want to be.
Twylight: But its not who you are.And that makes you a bigger nobody than anybody ever thought you were.


Fray scampers up to them

Fray: Sorry to interrupt the WB moment kids,but we’re good to go.

Minutes later they gather around the satellite,which is now attached to various electronic equipment,and what appears to be some sort of amplifier.Pressing a button,Daisy activates the devices,and an unseen wave is sent traveling throughout the region.


Fray: Think its working?
Daisy: We can’t know for sure.

Meanwhile down in the library the deranged Logan tears through his prison and shuffles out into the hallway

Logan: SEX!SEX!SEX!SEX!!!!!!!!



Back on the rooftop

Fray: Do it.
Twy nods in agreement and places her hands on a flat panel.Channeling the energy she activates the ad-aware program.Matt turns a knob and adjust the satellite,and a green wave spreads out over the school.The program begins installing,and Daisy again presses the button, emitting a high frequency pulse wave.


Shh Hospital
Gunblade,Elmo,and Kmack are seen shaking violently as the virus emerges from their bodies and joins the together.Like a swarm it raises into the air and out of the building.

On the other side of the hospital Doc Ock lets out a howl from his containment area as his ody is freed from the infection.Triumphantly he breaks out his shackles,and with his tentacles shatters the glass.


In the high school Logan collapses and the virus raises out of his body and into the air.


Twylight: I think its working.
Daisy: We have to get him to the basement!
Fray: Right.

Matt and Daisy take Caretaker by the arm and lead him back into the staircase.Acting quickly,Caretaker punches Matt and shoves him into Daisy.He then runs back and slams the door shut.

Twylight:What are you doing?!
Caretaker: I’m fixing it!!

Caretaker takes out the electronic device and grabs one of the modules from the contraption.He runs out toward the edge,and begins setting up the equipment he used to enact the imaging program.Fray runs towards him with a look of fury.

Fray: What the hell do you think your doing?!
Caretaker: I’m going to reinstall.
Fray: Youre going to kill us all!


He connects the ipod looking device and places several nodes on his arm and head.Fray tackles him to his floor,but he manages to wrestle her off and throws dirt in her eyes.Seeing her immobilized,he then turns the device on and the process of uninstalling begins.Twylight stands and runs over to him.

Twylight: Stop this!
Caretaker: I can make it right.
Twylight: No,you can’t fix it now.It’s too late.

She points to the sky where the swarm of pop-up ads are seen flying towards them

Twylight: Youre going to get yourself hurt.
Caretaker: I’ll take the risk.

Slowly his image becomes distorted,and begins breaking down to reveal his true form: a short,pudgy,dirty-looking kid.Twy looks on in shock.


Caretaker: It’s almost done.

Twy looks on desperately,turning to see a disorientated Fray getting up just as the virus races towards Caretaker.Twy clenches her fist channeling the energy around and raises her hand.

Twylight: *eyes glow* POPUS BLOCKUS!!!!!!!

Immediately a golden energy shield is erected behind Fray,deflecting the virus away and straight towards the ill-prepared Caretaker.As all the various ads begin filling his pudgy form,he’s thrown into a fit of spasms.

Caretaker: NO!I had time!!I had time!!!
Twylight: Reinstall it!!!!
Caretaker: I can’t.I can’t see.It’s too much.

[I[Fray manages to clear her vision just in time to see whats going on.She moves to run to him,but he backs away,nearly falling over the ledge[/I]

Caretaker: Stay back!Its too dangerous.
Twylight: It’s going to kill you.
Caretaker: It’s alright.I lived my day as a lion.I just wish….

Exhausted Caretaker breaths a final sigh and is instantly thrown into the final stage of the virus.His body starts to stiffen,and his face grows pale.He reaches out to others only to be stuck in an awkward position.Fray and Twy look on in horror at the living statue.After a minute of processing the event theyre thoughts are interrupted by Matt and Daisy who storm in.

 

[Abaddon]

Matt: What happened ?
Twylight: He’s gone…
Fray: Got stuck in the one place he didn’t want to be in, his own skin.
Matt: Poor bastard.
Daisy: Guess that means this is all over.
Matt: Yeah,the bad guy’s now a pigeon toilet.
Fray: There were no bad guys this time.Just bad choices.
Twylight: is he alive?
Daisy: I doubt it.I think he took the virus with him.
Twylight: *steps toward the statue* Guess it could be worse.


Suddenly a bird swoops down and poops on the face of the figure,sending him over the edge.Twy runs knowing its too late,and catches a glimpse of hurtling down until he hit’s the ground hard,breaking apart.



The following afternoon
Daisy steps out of the faculty lounge and finds LL,completely bandaged and held up by crutches.

Larrylegend: Hey.
Daisy: Howdy.What are you doing here?
Larrylegend: Ah,the doctors let me out early.I’m supposed to be in bed resting but I thought I’d stop by and see you.
Daisy: That’s thoughtful,but you should really be resting up.
Larrylegend: I will.After I take you out to lunch.
Daisy: Lunch?
Larrylegend: yeah,I thought we’d have another day of excitement to fill out the week.I might be injured,but I’m sure we can wrestle up a good time.Don’t say the last time wasn’t fun.
Daisy: Um..it was.But I’ve already made plans for today.
Larrylegend: Plans?

With a loud flush,Slag steps out of the mens bathroom.

TheSlag: Dayum!Remind me to lay off the breakfast burritos.
Larrylegend: Slag?
TheSlag: Hey,bud.I was just thinking of you.
Larrylegend: While you were on the toilet?
TheSlag: yup.
Larrylegend: What were you thinking about me,while you were using the bathroom?
TheSlag: Eh,you know.Just in general.Ready Daisy?
Daisy: Ready.
Larrylegend: Where are you guys going?
TheSlag: Downtown.The Swedish Chef’s new restaurant opened up.Should be good.
Larrylegend: Sounds great.
TheSlag: Youre welcome to come……another time.
Larrylegend: thanks.
TheSlag: Catch you later,padner.Lets go Dais.
Daisy: *hugs LL* Sorry things didn’t work out.
Larrylegend: Me too.
Daisy: Take care of yourself.

Daisy turns and links arms with Slag,and they walk off,while LL stares like a child whose ice cream fell off its cone.

Just outside Fray downs a path with Herr Logan

Fray: Feeling any better?
Logan: don’t rememeber all that much,but my butt feels like I was sitting in an iron maiden
Fray: Side-effect,maybe.
Logan: Maybe.
Fray: So,you plan on staying the whole day?
Logan: No,I just wanted to make sure things were alright here.
Fray: Everythings fine.Virus is taken care of,and everyone’s feeling better.And all the memories are fixed.
Logan: Hm.
Fray: You were wrong,you know?
Logan: What?
Fray: There was another way.There always is.
Logan: Someone still had to die.
Fray: Just one person.One sacrifice.
Logan: For the sake of everyone else.Glad to see youre starting to put things in perspective.
Fray: Glad for you,or glad for me?
Logan: both really.This time we were both right.
Fray: I guess.
Logan: Last night was fun.
Fray: Yeah,lets never do that again.

Fray turns and leaves a perplexed Logan standing there.


Cut back to hallways,Toven and her crew walk down the stairs as Twy stares at a flyer for the chess club.On the bottom it reads :Contact Caretaker for more info.

Toven: What the hell was with that fat statue they had moved this morning?
Triplefive: I heard someone pushed Captain Lardass off the roof.
CLW: How hell did it get up there?
Toven: Does it matter?Nobody knows who it is anyway.
Twylight: His name was Caretaker.
Toven: Who?
Twylight: *sighs* Nobody.


The bell rings and moments later the gang converges in the library.

Matt: So,Daisy’s taking a break.Why are we here?
Twylight: Because she’s paranoid and thinks people will steal her books if she’s not around.
Fray: It’ll give us some time to get a heads-up on things in boogey town.Somethings always up anyway.
Matt: So what is it?
Fray: Don’t know.But we’ll deal with whatever comes next.

Hanging from the ceiling in the library entrance,a tiny camera flashes from within the broken light fixture

Shadaloo Headquarters-Main Control Room
Elijya, sits at the control panel and pressing a button,allows Fray and the others in the library to be seen on various screens within the room

Elijya: Camera‘s fully operational boss.Now we‘ll have a heads up on everything the Flamer and her cronies are up to..

: Sweet.

END

 

[Abaddon]

Into every generation a Flamer is born. She alone must stand against the spammers, the trolls, and the forces of dorkness. She is the Flamer.

On the lone streets of SHHdale,Twy and Fray stroll by a cemetery,engaging in an intense discussion of a philosophical nature

Fray: I’d do Lex Luthor.
Twylight: really?Why?
Fray: I’m not sure.I guess it’s the bad boy thing.
Twylight: Well which version?There’s pre-crisis comic Luthor, post-crisis comic Luthor, the cartoon Luthor,Gene Hackman,and Michael Rosenbaum.
Fray: You can cross Gene Hackman off that list.
Twylight: He’s cute,in an old fogey sort of way.
Fray:
Twylight: I’m kidding.
Fray: No youre not.
Twylight: I’d pick Michael Rosenbaum.
Fray: After Gene Hackman.
Twylight: I liked him in the French Connection.

Matt slowly pulls up in his blue jalopy of a convertible. On the side of it were the words “Hot Wheels“ written in flames.

Matt: Hey,ladies.Whatcha talking about?
Fray: PMS.
Matt:….oh.Care for a ride?
Twylight: You know we’re busy patrolling.
Matt: I’m here for backup.
Fray: More like cannon fodder.
Matt: Come,on.I’m the car guy.I help with the chases,and getaways and whatnot.
Fray: Thanks,but I don’t think we’ll be needing your services tonight.At least not in that thing.
Matt: What?This baby’s a tiger.

Matt tries to make the engine roar,but it only manages to sputter.

Fray: A castrated tiger.
Matt: Hey,you’ll be appreciative whens this baby saves our hides.

A womans screams are heard in the distance

Matt: Or someone else’s.Get in.

Fray and Twy hop in and they drive off toward the screaming.Arriving minutes later at a parking lot,they stop and look around

Twylight: I don’t see anything.
Matt: Me neither.
Fray: that’s cause we’re on the wrong side!

Fray points across the way,to an alley behind the parking lot fence where a woman is seen being held by several men standing near a van

Fray: Nice driving, jackass.

Fray gets out of the car,and runs at lightning speed.Reaching the fence,she hops on a nearby truck and somersaults over it.Landing in the alley,just a few feet from the tattooed men in bike outfits..


Fray: Hey,boys.Gay bars down the street.
Illchill: Back off,yo.
Silver Sable: Get out of here!Get help!
Fray: How about you let the lady go,and get back to your West Side Story audition.
Illchill: Shows what you know.Aunditions on Wednesday,bizznatch!
Mongo: Chill,just ice the *****.
Illchill: Fo’ shizzle!
Illchill: Dis about to be the jump off,yo’.
Fray: eh?

Illchill raises his gun at her, only to have it knocked away with a swift kick.

Illchill: What the dillio?!
Jaguarr: Come,on.It’s time!
-jag
Illchill: In a minute,yo.I wanna handle some biznaz first. *cracks his knuckles*
Fray: This should be quick.

Fray gets into a tussle with the weaponless goon.In the meantime,Jaguarr jumps into the driver seat of the van,while Mongo drags Silver Sable into the back.After a minute of severe scratching,hair pulling,and elbowing Fray gives Ill chill a hard uppercut that sends him soaring into the wall.He lands hard,and stumbles as he tries to stand.Seeing this Mongo runs over and takes him into the van.Fray moves to follow but the car quickly speeds away.She runs out into the street to see where its headed and is nearly hit by Matt’s car.

Matt: Need a ride?
Fray: unfortunately.

Fray jumps in ,and they speed off in the direction of the van.


Several blocks away a steel truck stops at a red light.Inside was a series of priceless artifacts from all over the net.The friendless driver was less enthused about the cargo,and was more interested in delivering the items as quickly as possible so that he could spend the remainder of his lonely night *********ing to his taped episode of All My Children.The light changed and he continued on his journey.Boredly he turned on the radio,and bobbed his head to the music

TheEvolutionist: All by myself….don’t wanna be…all by myself.

The driver is suddenly knocked out his daze,by the sound of his truck being struck from behind.He checks his rear-view mirror and see’s nothing.Disregarding it as his imagination,he continued on.Seconds later he felt the truck being struck from the right side.He looked over and the saw a van beside him,filled with cackling miscreants.

Rising out of the vans ceiling window,Mongo aims a high powered crossbow at the wheels,and fires sending an energy-comprised arrow straight into the front tire.The truck shakes from the impact of wheel blowing out,and begins to swerve.

Jaguarr: Pull over!
TheEvolutionist: NO!
Jaguarr: Your funeral.
-jag

Jaguarr raises his crossbow at the driver and fires launching an energy arrow straight into his side.The truck careens out of control,nearly hitting the van.Just then Matt pulls up on the right side of the van.Fray stands and jumps out onto the side of the van,holding on for dear life.

Twylight: Pull up closer,she could fall!!
Matt: There’s not enough room.

Fray manages to get a good hold and climbs onto of the van,just as it picks up speed.Nearly falling she crawls over toward the inattentive Mongo,and snatches his crossbow.

 

[Abaddon]

Mongo: What the--?
Fray: You won’t be needing this. *smacks him with the weapon*
Mongo: Gah!

They struggle for a few moments before Fray catches sight of Illchill crawling out onto to the roof.

Mongo: Just get to the truck. *headbutts her*
Fray: AH!

Illchill raises his hand and fires a grappling hook to the side of the truck. He presses the recoil button and swings over ,holding his feet out to reduce the impact. He then begins climbing his way to the top.

Fray: Not on my watch!

Fray pokes him in the eyes,and throws him off the moving van. Jaguarr then begins swerving the car in order to throw her off, but she remains unshaken.She looks down into the hole,trying to spot the captured woman,and finds her hog-tied.

Fray: Are you ok?
Silver Sable: I’ll be fine.Just stop them.That truck is holding something extremely valuable.
Fray: I’m going to help you.
Silver Sable: Don’t worry about me!Just stop them.

Reluctantly Fray raises her head out and looks over at the truck.She then stands and using her superposter abilities, leaps onto the truck.

Fray: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t think this things hauling ice cream.
Illchill: You trippin’.
Fray: No you are.

Fray sweep kicks him,and he falls onto his back.She then begins pummeling him,as the truck continues to careen out of control. Several blocks away,Matt and Twy follow in his crappy car

Twylight: Can’t you make this thing go any faster?!
Matt: *in Scottish accent* I’m givin’ ‘er all she’s got Captain!!!!

Back on the truck, Illchill gives her Fray a strong kick to the sternum,and she stumbles backward. He then jumps up and gives her a well-executed spinning heel kick.Laughing he then, kicks Fray down and pulls out his switchblade.

Illchill: You got mad skillz,boo.But I’m da real deal.
Fray: You sure about that?
Illchill: I’d probably holla atchu if you weren’t ruining our plans.But dis is wut is,yo.So say good night,b**ch.
Fray: Goodnight, b**ch. *knees him in the testes*
Illchill:

Illchill crouches over and lays on the side.Matt manages to speed up, getting behind the truck

Fray: Not such a big man now are you?

Twylight: FRAY GET OFF THE TRUCK!!!!!
Fray: *raises a brow* Huh?
Twylight: LOOK!*points behind her*

Fray turns around and sees that the truck is heading straight towards the mall. She quickly turns back and runs to the edge of the truck, hoping to find the right moment to jump. Closing her eyes, she follows her instincts and leaps off. Making sure Fray doesn’t miss her mark, Matt stops the car allowing her to land in the backseat of the convertible.

Fray: *panting* What a rush.It’s like being on Fear Factor, except without the bug-eating, professional stunt men,and 50 thousand dollar prize.
Matt: Well,at least you got some armed thugs.
Twylight: I can only imagine how he feels.

As the truck goes hurtling toward the mall, Illchill raises his head in time to see what awaits him in mere seconds.

Illchill: oh shizzle.

The truck, runs onto the sidewalk, and tips over, sliding straight toward a clothing outlet. Illchill falls off,as the sparks go flying into the air, until the truck finally crashes through the window,leaving shattered glass and torn clothing in its wake.The alarms start blaring, and Jaguarr veers the van onto the sidewalk. He rushes out to pick up Illchill.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: Theyre toast.Lets go.
Matt: Right

Matt turns the ignition key and the car sputters abit,before failing.

Matt: Um…I don’t we’ll be going anywhere any time soon.
Fray: God,you suck. *jumps out and runs towards the thugs*

Fray runs as fat as she can hoping to stop Jaguarr in his tracks,but arrives just as he and Illchill are in the van.

Jaguarr: Nice,meeting you.
jag

He hit’s the gas and speeds off.Fray watches with a livid expression,before turning to Matt and Twy who are now standing outside the fuming car.


Cut to opening credits

Fray Ok

Daisy

Matt

Herr Logan

Twylight

Gunblade

Written and created by: Abaddon

 

[Abaddon]

Hype School Library
The Archie gang sit around the large pinewood table. Gunblade sits uncomfortably in a chair away from the the others. Twy casually flips through the Hype Times in search of some news reports, while Matt pulls his finger out of his ear and sniffs his earwax. Fray lets out a disgusted sigh,then turns to Daisy who hands her the open handbook, and points to a page

Daisy: Are these the men you saw last night?
Fray: Don‘t recognize the faces,but the tattoos match. What are they,some local gang?
Daisy: Not exactly.*reaches back for another book*


Daisy grabs an old,gilded book with archaic symbols marked along the border.She drops the book in front of Fray,sending dust particles into the air


Daisy: They should be cited in here.
Fray: *coughs* In the Book of the Dead?
Daisy: If I told you J.K. Rowling wrote it,you guys would be all over it They are part of The Order of Set.
Matt: Are they a division of the Math League? *grabs the book and flips through pages*
Fray: No, genius. *turns to Daisy* Right?
Gunblade: Isn’t Set an Egyptian God?
Daisy: Yes. They identified the Great Betrayer with the Egyptian God.The Order worshipped him and made it their life’s work to ensure his “principles“ lived on in Hype.The group was founded some time before the RPG forum was created,and terrorized posters in community for some time. They took up residency in SHHdale some time ago, reportedly in search of some holy item.I believe even Fray’s predecessor had some run-ins with them.But they haven’t been active for some time.
Twylight: Wait,who is the “great betrayer“?
Daisy: One of the primordial Mods. According to some apocryphal text he was the one who turned against the others and led the trolls and proto-mods against in war.He actually goes by many names, but he most commonly appears in text as "The Great Betrayer". A fiery dragon. In more reliable works he's simply known as a trickster mod who got stepped out of line and was put down hard.
Twylight: Oh,right.I remember you telling me that story.He was defeated wasn’t he?
Fray: And stripped of his powers.Why do you think they’re back?
Daisy: It’d be odd for them to just appear now after so long,without some kind of incentive.What did you say they were after?
Fray: Some art truck.I figured they just wanted to steal some avatars.
Matt: Here’s an interesting fact.Our current master mod, Mayor Dew was granted modhood during the big war.
Fray: Shut up,Matt.
Matt: But you say it so much,it loses its meaning.
Fray: Then maybe you should just do it.
Matt: Like the Nike ad says?
Fray: No,like my fist will say when it connects with your mouth.
Twylight: Guys,I think found something.

Twy neatly folds the newspaper and pushes it to center of the table.On the page is an article with the headline “Fatal Accident Last Night”,below it a caption reads: “New Museum Exhibit To Be Displayed” along with an picture of a broken coin covered in strange symbols.

Matt: I don’t get it.
Fray: No surprise there.

Twy holds up the old book and points to a series of symbols on a page

Twylight: It’s the same symbols.The article says its some kind of ancient artifact.It might be what the Order was after.
Fray: Good job,Twy. *stands*
Matt: Looks like we’re taking a field trip.
Fray: We are.But you aren’t going.
Daisy: Actually none of you are.I’ve been getting complaints from other teachers about you kids spending too much time in the library.I can’t keep covering for you.You guys can come after-school,or during lunch to help out with the research.
Fray: But I’m free next period.
Daisy: Good.That’ll give us a chance to train a bit before you have another run in with this group.
Fray: *disheartened* Hurray.
Matt: Haha!
Fray: Shut up.
Matt: See?Again, no meaning.

Fray gives Matt a death glare that sends chills down his spine.A flicker of flame is seen in her eyes that scares even Twy,who moves toward Matt

Twylight: Matt,why don’t you get a drink of water.
Matt: Yeah,I think I’ll do that.

 

[Abaddon]

Matt steps back,trying to be casual,then he turns and runs for dear life

Fray: He hasn’t been doing anything evil has he?
Twylight: Not that I know of.
Fray: Aww.I wanted a good excuse to kick his ass.
Gunblade: So this is what you people do everyday?
Fray: Pretty much.Your welcome to leave if it doesn’t suit you.
Gunblade: I have nowhere else to be.
Daisy: How’s Kritic been,if you don’t mind me asking?I know you’ve been the only one to visit him.
Gunblade: He’s in critical condition.And yes,I am aware of the irony.
Daisy: I’m sorry to hear that.
Gunblade: whatever.
Daisy: Alright then.You guys should get going.Class starts in a few minutes.Go,chop chop!
Twylight: Aww…
Fray: You should consider yourself the lucky one.

As Fray and Daisy go back to get the equipment.the hidden camera watches quietly,zooming in on Fray’s face,then backing up and following Twy and Gunny as they exit.

Meanwhile on the other side of the camera,Elijya and the other Shadaloo members sit at their stations in the control room of Shadaloo Base.Bison emerges through the sliding door with an impatient look on his face

: So,what do we know?
Elijya: Well,sir the Flamer and her friends made mention of an encounter last night with a group of thugs,known as the Order of Set.

: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Cyclops: I’m pulling up all available info on them as we speak.
Elijya: They appear to be in search of some ancient coin.I’m pulling up info on that as well.

: Excellent.And hear you thought my brilliant plan to spy on the Flamer wouldn’t work.
Elijya: Actually,it was my plan.

: Well,lets not get caught up in the technical stuff.The point is I’m brilliant.Now,how long will it take to find this information.
Elijya: If things go smoothly,we should be a few steps ahead of the Flamer in just seconds.

: Which reminds me,we need more of that smooth hand lotion in that bathroom.This morning I had to *********e with a hand sanitizer.And don’t tell me that s**t doesn’t sting.
Elijya: Yes,sir.

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the school library,Daisy emerges out of the room dressed in protective gear.She completes the ensemble by putting on an Ultimate Green Goblin mask,and a helmet.

Daisy: Ok,now pretend I’m a troll.
Fray: You’re kidding me.
Daisy: Come on,now.I’m vicious,I’m evil,I pray on the weak.
Fray: You look ridiculous.
Daisy: Just get to it.We’re in a dark cemetery.I’m harassing a young newbie for mourning the loss of his beloved friend.Then you come in…
Fray: *sighs* Alright.Get away from him!
Daisy: *in a gruff tone* No..I’m evil.Mwahahaha! *dances like a gorilla*
Fray: …….
Daisy: *stands upright* Will you play along?This is important for your training.
Fray: How exactly?
Daisy: This is a good way to test your skills,so you can be a better,and more efficient fighter.
Fray: Yes,I’m sure this will help give me an advantage over the mentally handicapped.
Daisy: I’m serious.This may seem silly to you now,but you’ll learn to appreciate it when youre in the fight of your life.
Fray: Hopefully it’ll be against someone that looks less ridiculous.
Daisy: *murmurs*
Fray: Ok,fine,Marge.Let’s get this over with before the fashion police burst in and arrest you.Where were we?
Daisy: In a cemetery.
Fray: Oh,right. *clears throat* Stop right there,scumbag!
Daisy: Never.I am pure wickedness.My duty is to spread strife,and misery.I fear you not,Flamer.Your enmity fuels me..As you are the devil of yesterday who haunts of my tomorrows, I am the demon of tomorrow who has come for cold retribution!
Fray: Laying it on a bit thick,aren’t we?
Daisy: think so?
Fray: Yeah.
Daisy: Ok,just hit me.

Fray swings a hard left,but Daisy blocks it.Daisy then twists her arm behind her back.

Daisy: Gotta do better than that.
Fray: Okay. *Stomps on her foot*
Daisy: Gah!!
Fray: I see Tiger Schulman’s served you well. *elbows her*
Daisy: *stumbling back* I see youre finally getting into it.
Fray: Its what you asked for,isn’t it?
Daisy: I did.
Fray: Ready to quit?
Daisy: Oh,I’m just getting started.

Daisy moves forward with a whirlwind of kicks,barely missing Fray.

Fray: Almost got me there, oldbie.Maybe you oughta up your game a bit.
Daisy: Consider it done.

Daisy clotheslines Fray,knocking her to the ground.

Daisy: Such a naïve little girl.You think you actually stood a chance.

The faux troll then picks her up by the air,and slams her face against the table

Daisy: Go back to reading up on teen bopper crap,idiot newb.
Fray: Hey!

Daisy grabs Fray and body slams her on the table

Fray: Ouch.
Daisy: You okay?
Fray: Been better.
Daisy: I got a little carried away there,but think I proved my point.
Fray: Sure did.

Fray suddenly springs off the table and,lands behind Daisy.She then starts going into a frenzy of punches and kicks,which send her attacker into a daze

Fray: Teen bopper crap,is at least better than some word association garbage.I’m sure you love those.It gives you the chance to show everyone how small your vocabulary is. Maybe the next time you wanna judge how little someones values are worth,,you should remind yourself of how much yours are.Except now there wont be a next time.

Fray shoots a ball of fire,hitting Daisy,and engulfing her outerwear in flames.Fray quickly grabs her jacket with an apologetic look on her face and tries to put the fire out.

Daisy: I think its time for a break.

 

[Abaddon]

Outside Principal Kipobe’s office Detective Flass and Officer Jonty stand guard while Kipobe finishes his breakfast muffin.

Principal Kipobe: Delicious.I’d love to get my fingers in another one of these Little Debbies.
Detective Flass: You sem to love those snacks>
Principal Kipobe: Eh,yeah that too.What on earth are you doing here?
Detective Flass; Somethings always going down in this school damnit,and I don’t wanna blink and miss it.
Principal Kipobe: But you have such lovely eyelashes.
Detective Flass: Shut up!You make me sick.
Principal Kipobe: Likewise,sweetums.
Detective Flass: You don’t even care about what goes on in this school.That’s what irks me.
Principal Kipobe: Don’t you have a day job?
Detective Flass: Right now,my job is to be right here.
Officer Jonty: Uh,actually we do have to get back to the station.
Deetective Flass; What?!
Officer Jonty: Commissioners orders
Detective Flass; Damnit.You havent seen the last of me,Kipobe.No siree.
Principal Kipobe: That’s a shame for us both.Don’t let the door hit you,where the lord split you.Haha brilliant!
Detective Flass:

Cut to a cliché abandoned warehouse
The three Order of Set members gather around a Magneto action figure that sits atop a wooden crate,surrounded by candles

All: We the ones of the Order of Set converge on this day and this our to worship our father and lord,we call Set.In your time you were known to us as Erik Magnus Lensherr and EML.Feared by all,and admired by us.It is through you that our lives are fulfilled.Your beliefs grant our actions meaning.For every heathen that speaks of you as a betrayer, our forces gather in your name and know you as our Father.It is in your image that we model ourselves.We work through you,in your way,now and forevermore.
Mongo: We have failed you master,but rest assured we will have our vengeance upon the one who thwarted our plans.
Dorian Gray: Failed?Akhenset will be most displeased.

A well dressed man steps out of the shadows holding a switch.

Jaguarr: High Lord Gray!We didn’t see you there.
Dorian Gray: So,I noticed.What happened?
Mongo: Someone stopped us.
Dorian Gray: How did this person look?
Jaguarr: Huge.
Mongo: Muscular
Jaguarr: Brawny
Illchill: Yeah,she was a beast,yo.Word up.
Dorian Gray: She?

Jaguarr smacks Illchill upside the head

Dorian Gray: You were stopped by a huge,muscular,brawny...girl?
Mongo: It’s more complicated than that.
Dorian Gray: Do you have any idea what this could mean?
Mongo: Not really.
Dorian Gray: It is her.The Flamer.
Illchill: Nah,it can’t be.That b**ch is straight up dead,yo.
Dorian Gray: She must be the next one.A new Flamer.
Jaguarr: Are you sure?

Dorian Gray: She could be the one the prophecy spoke of.

He pulls out an old scroll from his sleeve and unfurls it,revealing a picture of a woman carrying a sword.Beneath it are barely discernable italicized words

Dorian Gray: And she will come to bring ruination upon the houses of the Betrayer.She that was forged in fire, shall fight and conquer with the sword whose power was meant for her alone.Her flame will endure and she will triumph over the wicked and for a time be quelled,and in the time the sword shall be lost to all those who seek it,blah,blah,blah.Showing up at a time like this,you know who this girl is.

Mongo: Wonder Woman?
Jaguarr: Xena?
Dorian Gray: The Flamer!
Jaguarr: Impossible.The Flamer was taken out of the picture last year.Various sources confirmed it.
jag
Dorian Gray: Then this must be a new one.God,there like roaches.
Illchill: Fo’ shizzle,yo’.Cuz they buggin like fo realz.Haha

DG stares at Illchill for a moemnt with an expressionless face.Illchill’s smile begins to fade,as DG raises his switch and begins beating him

Dorian Gray: IMBECILE!!

The others watch,trying to hold back their pleasure at seeing Illchill get beaten,and after a minute of whippin,Dorian regains his composure and faces the others
Dorian Gray: Bring out the captive.
Mongo: Yes,sir.

 

[Abaddon]

Mongo rushes to the back,and a minute later emerges with the bound and gagged Silver Sable.Throwing her to the ground,she falls at Dorian’s feet.Calmly he lifts her head and removes the gag.

Dorian Gray: Glad you could make it Ms. Sable.I trust your trip wasn’t too inconvenient?
Silver Sable: Go to hell!
Dorian Gray: Maybe this winter.
Silver Sable: Who are you?
Dorian Gray: Some would call me a horse of many colors.
Silver Sable: well,you do seem like an ass.
Dorian Gray: Cute.THere’s only one reason I’m keeping you alive,Ms. Sable,and that is because you hold some very important information inside that pretty little head of yours.
Silver Sable: I know what you want.
Dorian Gray: Oh,do you?
Silver Sable: I’m not telling you anything.
Dorian Gray: Hm...we’ll just have to see about that. *snaps fingers*

Jaguarr and Mongo pick her up and force her into a chair.As they begin strapping her to the seat,Dorian begins putting on a pair of surgical gloves.He then reaches into a box and pulls out an obscure object.Sable face becomes flushed as she looks on at what awaits her.Dorian chuckles a bit and approaches her menacingly with the object.


Silver Sable: No...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hype High School

Matt: Yes!

Matt grins with delight as he exits his Superhero TV class holding his prized B+ essay.Completely distracted he bumps into a young woman standing in a group in the hall

Matt: oops Sorry...
SapphirePrima: Its ok.
Matt: SweetPrima!
SapphirePrima: shhh!It’s SapphirePrima now.
Matt: Why the name change?
SapphirePrima: I helped murder two people.I think a name change was due.
Matt: But you still have Prima in your name.It’s not like people wont recognize you.
SapphirePrima: Yeah,but......crap.

Matt leans to the side and see’s JLBats in a Beatles wig and Bored in a porkpie hat

Matt: Hey guys.
JLBats: Hey.
Matt: Hey,Bored.Nice to see you back.
Bored: Bored is glad to be back.
Matt: Talking in third person,eh?
Bored: I see more than 3 people.
Matt: uh..you feeling okay?
Bored: Sure,just ask Bored.
Matt: You are Bored.
Bored: No,I’m confused.Stop confusing Bored.
Matt: But youre not making any sense.
Bored: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed-animal-food-trough water! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Matt: um…..
Bored: Thought so, ninny! *storms off*
Matt: What was that about?
SapphirePrima: Bored hasn’t been himself since they operated on his brain.
JlBats: It was the only way to cure his mind of the effects of Exalted’s love gas.
Matt: Heh.
SapphirePrima: It’s not funny.
Matt: No,but hearing love and gas in the same sentence is.
SapphirePrima: Right,I have to go.
JLBats: I should go too.
Matt: Well,later.

 

[Abaddon]

Matt continues walking when he spots a Shadaloo member taking on a Nextel.He stops and approaches the scoundrel

Jollyjohnny: All is clear here.Repeat.All is clear.
Matt: Whats clear is that you shouldnt be here.
JJ: It’s a free site.
Matt: So they say...
JJ: What do you want?
Matt: I wanna know what your doing here?
JJ: I’m here to learn.Just like everyone else.
Matt: Yeah,everyone else WHO IS EVIL!
JJ: Uggh,whatever *walks away*
Matt: Thats right,go ahead.But I’ll be watching you.I know you and your Shadafool friends are cooking up trouble at this very moment.


Shadaloo Base-Lounge
Bison sits confortably on his swivel chair as Jayne slaps some hot dogs on the jumbo size George Foreman grill

: Hey,Jayne!How are those dogs comin’?
Jayne: They should be done in a few.

: What kind of weiners did you use?
Jayne: Hebrew National.Just like you asked.

: Great.Now go fetch a Fanta.
Jayne: Yeah,whatever. *leaves*

 

[Abaddon]

Hyper Venom and Elijya rush in,just as Jayne exits

Hyper Venom: We have the information sir.The Order is into stealing ancient relics in order to revive a primordial mod.

: Interesting.Perhaps we can use this to our advantage somehow.
Elijya: I’ve already found several locations for coins similar to the ones they were after last night.Perhaps we can use them as bargaining chips.With the Flamer already pit against them,we can join forces and crush her.

: Hmm,I’m not convinced that will work,but there may be another way…
Elijya: What do have in mind?

: Here’s a better idea.We steal these coins and use them as bargaining chips.With the Flamer already pit against them,we can use our influence to have them destroy her without getting our hands dirty.
Elijya: That’s what I just said.

: Perhaps,but I said it better.
Hyper Venom: Sounds brilliant!But aren’t you going to stay and have lunch?

: Nonsense.My weiners will have to wait.
Hyper Venom: What should I do with them,sire?

: You cangive to the rest to the dogs,but grab the biggest, juciest weiner there.You can feed it to me in the car.
Hyper Venom: With pleasure.

: Elijya,prep the Shadavan!

 

[Abaddon]

Hype High School-Spider-Man Comics Class
LL,floats over to his desk in his authenticated hover chair.Most of his bandages had been removed but a few still remained.It wouldve been in his best interest to stay home the whole week,but he felt that the best therapy for him would be going back to work.He gathers some of his papers and begins shuffling them about when the person he least expected knocked on the door.

Daisy: Hey,there.
Larrylegend: *halfheartedly* Hey.

Daisy stepped into the empty classroom
Daisy: Havent heard from you in awhile.
Larrylegend: Didn’t think you’d notice.
Daisy: How are you doing?
Larrylegend: Not bad.
Daisy: I see they finally gave you a comfortable chair to sit in.
Larrylegend: This is just till I finish healing.
Daisy: It looks nice.
Larrylegend: Yea,it is.Why are you here?
Daisy: I just came to check on a friend,but apparently he’s been replaced with Oscar the Grouch.
Larrylegend: Is Slag here with you?
Daisy: No,of course not.
Larrylegend: Right,he’s a busy man.I’m sure when he’s done making tons of money he’ll come and take you out to a fantastic lunch.
Daisy: Thats not going to happen.
Larylegend: Why?
Daisy: Well,even if he offered,I wouldnt go.
Larrylegend: oh?
Daisy: When I was with him the other day,things just didnt feel right.I tried to stay in the moment but I couldnt help but feel like I wanted to be somewhere else...with someone else.
Larrylegend: Where?
Daisy: I dont know.Maybe on some wacky adventure through the Mayors office.Or in some disaster on a bridge. * steps closer* The thing is,I wanted to do all those things,but there was only one person I could think of doing it with,and that was you.
Larrylegend:
Daisy: You went through some much trouble,and got hurt so bad.I just wish I could make it up to you.*runs her hands through his hair* If its not too late.
Larrylegend: It is.
Daisy: oh, I see.

Daisy turns to leave but LL grabs her hand

Larrylegend: But you know what they say,better late than never.

LL, yanks her onto his hover chair,and they begin making out.Miraculously he rises out of the chair and spreads her out onto the desk.In the thralls of passion,she knocks over the various papers beside her.She then grabs his shirt and pulls it off him.He smiles excitedly and they share another kiss as he reaches up her shirt to get a better grasp at her soft,and supple bosom

Larrylegend: oh,Daisy.
Daisy: *panting* I want you.
Larrylegend: You got me.
Daisy: *kisses her ear* Is he drooling?
Larrylegend: what?

With a firm poke LL is thrown out of his reverie,and back into reality where he sits in front of The Lizard and a classroom full of confused students.Startled he raises his hover chair,knocking over his desk.

Larrylegend: WHAT?HUH?!!
The Last Meatbag: Uh,Mr. Legend?
Larrylegend: YES?WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
The Last Meatbag: um...nevermind. *backs away*
TWHIP!: HEY MR.!!
Larrylegend: WHAT TWHIP!?
TWHIP!: CAN I GO OUT FOR A DRINK OF WATER?
Larrylegend: Get the hell outta my classroom!