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flamer < hypeworld. still.
(because it has me in it)
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true
but still:
hypeworld>flamer
but still:
hypeworld>flamer
because in flamer, bored is irish and preganant
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Hypeworld sucks *******.
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Holly Goodhead said:
hypeworld learned it by watching you!
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J
JJ RETURNS
Guest
hype series is better than all of you.
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Cut back to Hype High
Twy wanders about aimlessly when LL speeds up behind her,knocking her in the leg with his hoverchair
Twylight: Ow..be careful with that thing.
Larrylegend: I got you your get out of jail free card.You can leave to do whatever.
Twylight: thats great.
Larrylegend: Why the long face?
Twylight: My friend disappeared
Larrylegend: Maybe your friend just went to the bathroom.
Twylight: He already went once before.
Larrylegend: Perhaps he ate the school lunch.
Twylight: Never thought of that
Larrylegend: Yup,the poor rat bastards probably emptying the gas tank.
Twylight: Ewww..mental image!
Larrylegend; sok,lil sis.Im sure hes got plenty of toilet paper to keep him company.The janitor made sure to stock up,since they opened that Taco Bell in the cafeteria.
Twylight: Is that still open?Im in the mood for a gordita.
Larrylegend: I think they shut it down.Guess youre stuck with school lunch.
Twylight: Id rather starve.
Larrylegend: I dont blame you.The other week,I tried it out and found a rat testicle in my sloppy joe.
Twylight:
!
Larrylegend: I know.It didnt taste that bad,but I think it was decaying.
Twylight: Id like to exit this conversation now.
Larrylegend: oh,carry on.
Twylight: Thank you.Im gonna head to the library and check on the others.
Larrylegend: They left.I think they were looking for you.
Twylight: Whered they go?
Larrylegend: I didnt ask.
Twylight: Hmm everyones gone.I have no one to hang out with.
Larrylegend: Im here.
Twylight: I guess youll have to do.
Larrylegend: Good,I was hoping someone would polish my chair.
Twylight: Nice try,professor,but I was thinking we should go research some stuff.
Larrylegend: Cant I just hover around and pretend Im helping?
Twylight: Ok,but just this once.
Hype Museum
Logan finds himself being ganged up on by Mongo,Jaguarr,and Dorian.Fray meanwhile continues her struggle for the coin with Illchill.She manages to get the upper hand pull it out of his grasps,but the lowly lackey counters by viciously tickling her.
Fray: Sunuva b**ch!
Illchill: Izzile to da chizzles got the magic touch,yo.
He snatched the coin back and held it up victoriously.Angered,Fray lifted up the pedstal and swung hard at him,delivering a powerful blow that sent him crashing through the display window.She then jumped out,stepping on the shattered glass and stood over her opponent with enmity.
Fray: Woe to the posers. *sniffs the air* God,what is that smell?!
Illchill twitched a bit,realising his grasp on the coin,which then began roll down the hallway.Immediately Mongo and Jaguarr ran after it,and Fray soon followed.She caught up and dispensed a hard karate chop to the back of Mongos neck,putting him out of commision.
Twy wanders about aimlessly when LL speeds up behind her,knocking her in the leg with his hoverchair
Twylight: Ow..be careful with that thing.
Larrylegend: I got you your get out of jail free card.You can leave to do whatever.
Twylight: thats great.
Larrylegend: Why the long face?
Twylight: My friend disappeared
Larrylegend: Maybe your friend just went to the bathroom.
Twylight: He already went once before.
Larrylegend: Perhaps he ate the school lunch.
Twylight: Never thought of that
Larrylegend: Yup,the poor rat bastards probably emptying the gas tank.
Twylight: Ewww..mental image!
Larrylegend; sok,lil sis.Im sure hes got plenty of toilet paper to keep him company.The janitor made sure to stock up,since they opened that Taco Bell in the cafeteria.
Twylight: Is that still open?Im in the mood for a gordita.
Larrylegend: I think they shut it down.Guess youre stuck with school lunch.
Twylight: Id rather starve.
Larrylegend: I dont blame you.The other week,I tried it out and found a rat testicle in my sloppy joe.
Twylight:
!Larrylegend: I know.It didnt taste that bad,but I think it was decaying.
Twylight: Id like to exit this conversation now.
Larrylegend: oh,carry on.
Twylight: Thank you.Im gonna head to the library and check on the others.
Larrylegend: They left.I think they were looking for you.
Twylight: Whered they go?
Larrylegend: I didnt ask.
Twylight: Hmm everyones gone.I have no one to hang out with.
Larrylegend: Im here.
Twylight: I guess youll have to do.
Larrylegend: Good,I was hoping someone would polish my chair.
Twylight: Nice try,professor,but I was thinking we should go research some stuff.
Larrylegend: Cant I just hover around and pretend Im helping?
Twylight: Ok,but just this once.
Hype Museum
Logan finds himself being ganged up on by Mongo,Jaguarr,and Dorian.Fray meanwhile continues her struggle for the coin with Illchill.She manages to get the upper hand pull it out of his grasps,but the lowly lackey counters by viciously tickling her.
Fray: Sunuva b**ch!
Illchill: Izzile to da chizzles got the magic touch,yo.
He snatched the coin back and held it up victoriously.Angered,Fray lifted up the pedstal and swung hard at him,delivering a powerful blow that sent him crashing through the display window.She then jumped out,stepping on the shattered glass and stood over her opponent with enmity.
Fray: Woe to the posers.
*sniffs the air* God,what is that smell?!Illchill twitched a bit,realising his grasp on the coin,which then began roll down the hallway.Immediately Mongo and Jaguarr ran after it,and Fray soon followed.She caught up and dispensed a hard karate chop to the back of Mongos neck,putting him out of commision.
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Jaguarr: I've got it!
-jag
Fray: Don't think so.
They both rush to grab the coin,when suddenly Bison and the Shadaloo crew storms in through the doors.THey immediately draw their weapons and aim at all in their vicinity.
: Well,looks like I got here just in time.
Fray: Bison!
: Flamer.It seems we're both after the same thin--wait.
Bison stops and sniffs the air
: WTF is that smell?!
Daisy's Chevy
Matt and Gunny sit in the back as Silver Sable gab on about the sword.
Gunny: How you feeling?
Matt: Like I landed on a car after a warehouse exploded.
Gunny: Youre fine.
Matt: This world saving stuff really should come with a health plan.
Gunny: Just walk it off.
Matt: I will...as soon as I regain feeling in my legs.
Gunny: *****.
Matt: You think Daisys mad at me,for putting in a dent in her car?
Gunny: Nah,shes too mature for that kind of thing.
Matt: Cool.Hey,Dais can you roll down your window a bit?There's too much wind in my face.
Daisy: HISS!!
Matt: Nevermind.
-jag
Fray: Don't think so.
They both rush to grab the coin,when suddenly Bison and the Shadaloo crew storms in through the doors.THey immediately draw their weapons and aim at all in their vicinity.
Fray: Bison!
Bison stops and sniffs the air
Daisy's Chevy
Matt and Gunny sit in the back as Silver Sable gab on about the sword.
Gunny: How you feeling?
Matt: Like I landed on a car after a warehouse exploded.
Gunny: Youre fine.
Matt: This world saving stuff really should come with a health plan.
Gunny: Just walk it off.
Matt: I will...as soon as I regain feeling in my legs.
Gunny: *****.
Matt: You think Daisys mad at me,for putting in a dent in her car?
Gunny: Nah,shes too mature for that kind of thing.
Matt: Cool.Hey,Dais can you roll down your window a bit?There's too much wind in my face.
Daisy: HISS!!
Matt: Nevermind.
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Daisy: *turns to Sable* Now what were you saying?
Silver Sable: I am a descendant of the guardians who protected the Sword of Ecilam for millenia.They made it their lifes purpose to ensure the safety of the sword,and to keep it out of the hands of those who meant to misuse it.
Daisy: Sounds like a pretty big responsibility to carry all your life.
Silver Sable: Actually,I just found out last week.
Daisy: oh..
Silver Sable : it was weird.One day Im some normal girl working at a Taco stand,and the next my head is suddenly filled with all this ancient knowledge and stuff.I can barely keep track of where I put my house keys,and now Ive got all this responsibility and stuff.It sucks.And I think Im getting stress acne.L
Daisy: Well,you do remember where you told the Order to find the location of the sword.
Silver Sable: Oh,yeah.That I remember.But they need all three coins to enter the thread its buried in wait,Ive said too much,didnt I?Crap.My uncles going to soooo poed.L
Daisy: Its ok.Were the good guys.
Silver Sable: Oh,good .I guess.Where are we going?
Daisy: The High School.
Back at the Museum.
The coin continues to roll until it knocks into the information booth and stops.Immediately Jaguarr jumps to grab it,but is shot repeatedly with Shadaloos spam-guns.He falls hard,badly bruised and covered in that stinky meat product.Hyper Venom then hurries and picks up the coin.
: Now Flamer,if youre smart you wont make the same mistake,this tattooed freak here did.
Fray: What are you up to,Bison?
: Business,my dear.Shadaloo is all about business.
Fray: And what do ancient artifacts have to do with business?
: I thought youd have that figured out by now.These coins are obviously valuable.And having all three would make me a very rich man.Plus,theres the added bonus of screwing you and those other dudes over.
Fray: Who told you all this?
Elijya: Its our job to stay ahead of the game.
Fray: Youll never find all three.
Hyper Venom: We just got the second one.How many do you have?Oh,thats right.NONE!
: HAHAHA!You really do suck,Flamer.
Silver Sable: I am a descendant of the guardians who protected the Sword of Ecilam for millenia.They made it their lifes purpose to ensure the safety of the sword,and to keep it out of the hands of those who meant to misuse it.
Daisy: Sounds like a pretty big responsibility to carry all your life.
Silver Sable: Actually,I just found out last week.
Daisy: oh..
Silver Sable : it was weird.One day Im some normal girl working at a Taco stand,and the next my head is suddenly filled with all this ancient knowledge and stuff.I can barely keep track of where I put my house keys,and now Ive got all this responsibility and stuff.It sucks.And I think Im getting stress acne.L
Daisy: Well,you do remember where you told the Order to find the location of the sword.
Silver Sable: Oh,yeah.That I remember.But they need all three coins to enter the thread its buried in wait,Ive said too much,didnt I?Crap.My uncles going to soooo poed.L
Daisy: Its ok.Were the good guys.
Silver Sable: Oh,good .I guess.Where are we going?
Daisy: The High School.
Back at the Museum.
The coin continues to roll until it knocks into the information booth and stops.Immediately Jaguarr jumps to grab it,but is shot repeatedly with Shadaloos spam-guns.He falls hard,badly bruised and covered in that stinky meat product.Hyper Venom then hurries and picks up the coin.
Fray: What are you up to,Bison?
Fray: And what do ancient artifacts have to do with business?
Fray: Who told you all this?
Elijya: Its our job to stay ahead of the game.
Fray: Youll never find all three.
Hyper Venom: We just got the second one.How many do you have?Oh,thats right.NONE!
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Just then Dorian Gray walked in on the scene,after having kicked Logan in the crotch.He looked around at the new faces and removed his gas mask.He then spotted the coin in the hands of one of the men and his eyes twinkled.
: Who the hell are you?
Dorian Gray: I should ask you the same question.
: I am E. Bison,leader of the Shadaloo Empire.Im sure youve heard of me.
Dorian Gray: Doesnt ring a bell.Get out of here.
Elijya: Funny,we were just about to ask you to do the same.
Dorian Gray: I want that coin.
Elijya: The coin is ours.
Dorian Gray: No it isnt.Give it to me.
Cyclops: You willing to die for it?
Dorian Gray: Listen,we all seem to be after the sma e thing.Were grown men here,we dont need to resort to violence.Obviously you are a man of refined taste.Bison.Perhaps we can cut a deal.
: Intriguing
Elijya: Uh,boss.
: We both seem to be on the same side of things.I dont see why we should be fighting.
Dorian Gray: Exactly.The Flamer is an enemy to us both,and well the enemy of my enemy is
: My friend.
Dorian Gray: Together we can eliminate her now,and handle all this coin business later.
: Sounds like a deal.Put er there.
Bison extends his hand out and Dorian reaches over to shake it.With a firm grip, Bison then grabs hand and hurls him across the room.
: I AINT NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!
Hyper Venom: Bisown3d!
Dorian Gray: I should ask you the same question.
Dorian Gray: Doesnt ring a bell.Get out of here.
Elijya: Funny,we were just about to ask you to do the same.
Dorian Gray: I want that coin.
Elijya: The coin is ours.
Dorian Gray: No it isnt.Give it to me.
Cyclops: You willing to die for it?
Dorian Gray: Listen,we all seem to be after the sma e thing.Were grown men here,we dont need to resort to violence.Obviously you are a man of refined taste.Bison.Perhaps we can cut a deal.
Elijya: Uh,boss.
Dorian Gray: Exactly.The Flamer is an enemy to us both,and well the enemy of my enemy is
Dorian Gray: Together we can eliminate her now,and handle all this coin business later.
Bison extends his hand out and Dorian reaches over to shake it.With a firm grip, Bison then grabs hand and hurls him across the room.
Hyper Venom: Bisown3d!
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Seizing the opportunity,Fray reaches for her belt and throws a smokebomb on the floor in front of the others,releasing the dense black shroud .She then dropkicks Hyper Venom,knocking the coin out of his hands.The others cough,and scramble.
Hyper Venom: Im hit!I lost the coin.
:FIND IT!
Meanwhile,on the other side of the museum Logan exchanges blows with the newly awakened Illchill.
Illchill: You going down,like a clown,yo.
Logan: Gee,thats clever. Only hope your bite is better than your bark.
Illchill: You aint got nothin on me,yo.
Logan: Lets just finish this already.Listening to you,is like having an enema.
Illchill: Fo shizzle.
Illchill delivers a hard jab at Logans jaw,disorientating him a bit.He then starts floating like a butterfly,and stining like a bee.Annoyed,Logan turns and grabs a priceless copy of James Camerons Spider-Man script,and b**chslaps him with it.Illchill is instantly knocked down,moreso by the force of the scripts sheer stupidity,than by Logans hit
Logan: Shizzle that,you obnoxious little tapeworm.
Logan then looks at the script and promptly rips the unholy papers to shreds.
Logan: Thank God this evil wasnt unleashed on us. *sniffs the air* Bison.
Hyper Venom: Im hit!I lost the coin.
Meanwhile,on the other side of the museum Logan exchanges blows with the newly awakened Illchill.
Illchill: You going down,like a clown,yo.
Logan: Gee,thats clever. Only hope your bite is better than your bark.
Illchill: You aint got nothin on me,yo.
Logan: Lets just finish this already.Listening to you,is like having an enema.
Illchill: Fo shizzle.
Illchill delivers a hard jab at Logans jaw,disorientating him a bit.He then starts floating like a butterfly,and stining like a bee.Annoyed,Logan turns and grabs a priceless copy of James Camerons Spider-Man script,and b**chslaps him with it.Illchill is instantly knocked down,moreso by the force of the scripts sheer stupidity,than by Logans hit
Logan: Shizzle that,you obnoxious little tapeworm.
Logan then looks at the script and promptly rips the unholy papers to shreds.
Logan: Thank God this evil wasnt unleashed on us. *sniffs the air* Bison.
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Cut to Hype High School Library,
LL spins around in his hover chair,and knocks some books over.As Twy bends down to pick them up,LL knocks into the table again,spilling a bottle of wite out in her hair
Larrylegend: Whoops.
Twylight: EEEIIIII!!!!
Larrylegend: Sorry about that lil sis.
Twylight: Why do you have to keep spinning around like that?Now look what youve done.O look like a skunk,
Larrylegend: I cant help it.This chair is so much fun.
Twylight: It was more fun when you could walk, and do stuff besides spin around in a chair knocking over stuff.
Larrylegend: Relax.
Twylight: You got white out in my hair,Im not relaxing!
Toven enters the room
Toven: I need a book,b**ches.
Larrylegend: Daisys not here.
Toven: Whats your point?
Larrylegend: Come back later.
Toven: Arent you a teacher?
Larrylegend: Yes,but I didnt major in library science.I chose a less boring field of study.
Twylight: Ill help you Toven.
Toven: Shouldnt you be in a corner somewhere,reading the Babysitters Club?
Twylight: I dont read those books .anymore.What kind of book do you need?
Toven: I need a book on an actress for the actor-movie-actor thread.
Twylight: Which actress?
Toven: Olympia *******.
Twylight: I think you mean Olympia Dukakis.
Toven: Really?I was hoping it was *******.
Larrylegend: Get out of here,Toven!We dont need your filth talk here.
Toven: Whatever,I have threads to hijack. *exits*
Larrylegend: That girl will never learn.
Twylight: Where did she even get ******* from?What the heck does ******* mean anyway?
Larrylegend: Her damage has already been done.Just stay away from Toven,shes a bad influence.
Twylight: Tovens just bad in general.
LL spins around in his hover chair,and knocks some books over.As Twy bends down to pick them up,LL knocks into the table again,spilling a bottle of wite out in her hair
Larrylegend: Whoops.
Twylight: EEEIIIII!!!!
Larrylegend: Sorry about that lil sis.
Twylight: Why do you have to keep spinning around like that?Now look what youve done.O look like a skunk,
Larrylegend: I cant help it.This chair is so much fun.
Twylight: It was more fun when you could walk, and do stuff besides spin around in a chair knocking over stuff.
Larrylegend: Relax.
Twylight: You got white out in my hair,Im not relaxing!
Toven enters the room
Toven: I need a book,b**ches.
Larrylegend: Daisys not here.
Toven: Whats your point?
Larrylegend: Come back later.
Toven: Arent you a teacher?
Larrylegend: Yes,but I didnt major in library science.I chose a less boring field of study.
Twylight: Ill help you Toven.
Toven: Shouldnt you be in a corner somewhere,reading the Babysitters Club?
Twylight: I dont read those books .anymore.What kind of book do you need?
Toven: I need a book on an actress for the actor-movie-actor thread.
Twylight: Which actress?
Toven: Olympia *******.
Twylight: I think you mean Olympia Dukakis.
Toven: Really?I was hoping it was *******.
Larrylegend: Get out of here,Toven!We dont need your filth talk here.
Toven: Whatever,I have threads to hijack. *exits*
Larrylegend: That girl will never learn.
Twylight: Where did she even get ******* from?What the heck does ******* mean anyway?
Larrylegend: Her damage has already been done.Just stay away from Toven,shes a bad influence.
Twylight: Tovens just bad in general.
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Daisy enters the library with Silver Sable,Gunblade,and a poorly bandaged Matt.
Daisy: There you are.Whats with the Rogue look?
Twylight: LL,spilled wite out in my hair. *looks to Matt* What happened to you?
Matt: I got hurt,which may or may not have happened if you were around.
Twylight: Sorry,I was looking for a friend,who may or may not exist.
Silver Sable: So this is the school?Somehow I expected it to be .bigger.
Daisy: Uh,Twy this Silver Sable,Sable this is Twylight.
Twylight: Hi.^_^
Silver Sable: Hello.
Daisy: Sables the woman who the Order kidnapped the other night.Shes got some info on what were dealing with and--oh,hi Larry.I didnt see you there
Larrylegend: I was being quiet.
Daisy: What are you doing here?
Larrylegend: Keeping Twy company.
Daisy: Oh alright.
Larrylegend: Should I leave?
Daisy: No its alright.
Larrylegend: Cool.
Daisy: So um,anyway Sable here knowns the location of the sword and all the coins.Frays already on the trail of one in the museum,and now we have to find the other two.
Silver Sable: One of them is located in a pawn shop downtown.
Daisy: Great,so well just---
Larrylegend: Pawn shop?
Daisy: Yes,thats what she said.
Larrylegend. Well didnt you hear the news this afternoon?
Daisy: No,I was busy not getting blown up.
Larrylegend: Someone raided a pawn shop earlier today.Stole some goods,but left the register untouched.I think an officer was shot too.
Gunny: But we dont know for sure if its our pawn shop,right?
Matt: Well how often do pawn shops get robbed for their merchandise?
Gunny: In Hype you never know for sure.
Daisy: Even so we should take this into consideration.Did they say anything about who mightve been responsible?
Larrylegend: I think one of the officers mentioned some wild teenagers.
Gunny: Could be anybody.
Matt: Or not.
Daisy: Has Fray checked in yet?
Twylight: Havent heard from her.
Cut to Museum
Shadaloo,Fray,and now Mongo crawl on the floor searching for the coin amidst the thinning black smoke.
Mongo: I got it.Huzzah!
Elijya: Get him!
Mongo:
Mongo runs off and Elijya,Hyper Venom,Bison and Fray immediately grab batons and chase after him Benny Hill style.He runs down the hall,and back,but doesnt shake them.Finally he slows them down by running around a pillar.Logan runs in on the tomfoolery,and after a brief WTF?,punches Mongo in the face and snatches the coin away.
Logan: That was easy.
As the smoke clears Cyclops seizes the opportunity, and blasts Logan through the wall
Daisy: There you are.Whats with the Rogue look?
Twylight: LL,spilled wite out in my hair. *looks to Matt* What happened to you?
Matt: I got hurt,which may or may not have happened if you were around.
Twylight: Sorry,I was looking for a friend,who may or may not exist.
Silver Sable: So this is the school?Somehow I expected it to be .bigger.
Daisy: Uh,Twy this Silver Sable,Sable this is Twylight.
Twylight: Hi.^_^
Silver Sable: Hello.
Daisy: Sables the woman who the Order kidnapped the other night.Shes got some info on what were dealing with and--oh,hi Larry.I didnt see you there
Larrylegend: I was being quiet.
Daisy: What are you doing here?
Larrylegend: Keeping Twy company.
Daisy: Oh alright.
Larrylegend: Should I leave?
Daisy: No its alright.
Larrylegend: Cool.
Daisy: So um,anyway Sable here knowns the location of the sword and all the coins.Frays already on the trail of one in the museum,and now we have to find the other two.
Silver Sable: One of them is located in a pawn shop downtown.
Daisy: Great,so well just---
Larrylegend: Pawn shop?
Daisy: Yes,thats what she said.
Larrylegend. Well didnt you hear the news this afternoon?
Daisy: No,I was busy not getting blown up.
Larrylegend: Someone raided a pawn shop earlier today.Stole some goods,but left the register untouched.I think an officer was shot too.
Gunny: But we dont know for sure if its our pawn shop,right?
Matt: Well how often do pawn shops get robbed for their merchandise?
Gunny: In Hype you never know for sure.
Daisy: Even so we should take this into consideration.Did they say anything about who mightve been responsible?
Larrylegend: I think one of the officers mentioned some wild teenagers.
Gunny: Could be anybody.
Matt: Or not.
Daisy: Has Fray checked in yet?
Twylight: Havent heard from her.
Cut to Museum
Shadaloo,Fray,and now Mongo crawl on the floor searching for the coin amidst the thinning black smoke.
Mongo: I got it.Huzzah!
Elijya: Get him!
Mongo:
Mongo runs off and Elijya,Hyper Venom,Bison and Fray immediately grab batons and chase after him Benny Hill style.He runs down the hall,and back,but doesnt shake them.Finally he slows them down by running around a pillar.Logan runs in on the tomfoolery,and after a brief WTF?,punches Mongo in the face and snatches the coin away.
Logan: That was easy.
As the smoke clears Cyclops seizes the opportunity, and blasts Logan through the wall
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Cyclops: But you put most of my family in an internment camp.
Cyclops: Remember?You asked me to give you a foot massage,I told you to go have your momma do it,then you sequestered mine .
Cyclops: And I'd like to have some.
The other Shadaloo members soon chimed in with their own personal request,and while they bargained Dorian Gray crawled over to the hole in the wall that housed the unconcious Logan.He reached over and picked the coin.Just then Fray caught a glimpse of this and immediately leaped at him,grabbing at the coin.They each tug at the coin.
Fray: Youre not gonna win.
Dorian Gray: We'll see about that.I challenge you to a Shaolin Showdown!
Fray: WTF?
Dorian Gray: er,nevermind.
Dorian grabs a brick and swiftly whacks Fray on the head with it,causing her to release her grip.He thens grabs Mongo and runs toward the back exit.Jaguarr catches sight of this and follows,grabbing Illchill along the way.The Shadaloo members continue their discussion,completely oblivious to these events.
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Hyper Venom: I'm just worried about the pension plan.
Elijya: Wait..uh,guys.
Elijya looks over at Fray and Logan who lie barely concious,then looks around to the find the Order nowhere to be found.
Elijya: What just happened?
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Minutes later Fray and Logan awaken in a spooning position.
Fray: Ah,what the hell?!
Logan: What the--?My Jessica Alba dream doesnt start like this.
Fray: Eww..get away from me.
Logan: I think were glued together.
Fray: What?!
Logan: My crotch seems to have been crazy glued to your posterior
Fray: Youre joking,right?
Logan: I wish I was.
Fray pulls and tugs,trying to pry her ass off his crotch.She then looks up at the wall in front of them and sees the words: Courtesy of Bison spray painted in red.
Fray: Sunuva b****!
Logan: That crafty bastard.
Fray: Shut up.
Logan: Relax,maybe we can get out of this safely.
Fray: I dont care how safe it is,I just dont want to be caught here like this.
Logan: Right,the police are probably on their way.
Fray: This cant get any worse.
Logan: You didnt get the coin,did you?
Fray: Last I saw, those clockwork orange rejects made off with it.
Logan: Nice.Now Bison and his sequacious little vermin are on the two steps ahead of us
Fray: Ah,what the hell?!
Logan: What the--?My Jessica Alba dream doesnt start like this.
Fray: Eww..get away from me.
Logan: I think were glued together.
Fray: What?!
Logan: My crotch seems to have been crazy glued to your posterior
Fray: Youre joking,right?
Logan: I wish I was.
Fray pulls and tugs,trying to pry her ass off his crotch.She then looks up at the wall in front of them and sees the words: Courtesy of Bison spray painted in red.
Fray: Sunuva b****!
Logan: That crafty bastard.
Fray: Shut up.
Logan: Relax,maybe we can get out of this safely.
Fray: I dont care how safe it is,I just dont want to be caught here like this.
Logan: Right,the police are probably on their way.
Fray: This cant get any worse.
Logan: You didnt get the coin,did you?
Fray: Last I saw, those clockwork orange rejects made off with it.
Logan: Nice.Now Bison and his sequacious little vermin are on the two steps ahead of us
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Fray: A lot of help you were
Logan: You want to play the blame game,or do you want to get the hell out of here?
Fray: What should we do
Logan: I dont know.Maybe you can take off your pants.
Fray: Not in this lifetime,bub.
Logan: Well,then Im fresh out of ideas.
Fray: thats the best one you had?
Logan: well it wasnt a bad one.
Fray: Not for you.
Logan: dont flatter yourself,toots.
Fray: What are you like a 1920s mobster now?
Logan: You just love to bicker, dont you?
Fray: Youre one to talk.
Logan: I feel its my duty to point out the flaws in the statements of others.You want to call that bickering,its fine by me.
Fray: So youre saying you werent captain of the debate team?
Logan: I was,and thats besides the point.
Fray: Whatever,I just want to get off your crotch as soon as possible.
Logan: So soon,I thought you enjoyed riding me?
Fray: You just had to make a double entendre.
Logan: Its called making light of the situation,which circumstances aside is funny once you think about it.
Fray: Id rather not.
Logan: You want to play the blame game,or do you want to get the hell out of here?
Fray: What should we do
Logan: I dont know.Maybe you can take off your pants.
Fray: Not in this lifetime,bub.
Logan: Well,then Im fresh out of ideas.
Fray: thats the best one you had?
Logan: well it wasnt a bad one.
Fray: Not for you.
Logan: dont flatter yourself,toots.
Fray: What are you like a 1920s mobster now?
Logan: You just love to bicker, dont you?
Fray: Youre one to talk.
Logan: I feel its my duty to point out the flaws in the statements of others.You want to call that bickering,its fine by me.
Fray: So youre saying you werent captain of the debate team?
Logan: I was,and thats besides the point.
Fray: Whatever,I just want to get off your crotch as soon as possible.
Logan: So soon,I thought you enjoyed riding me?
Fray: You just had to make a double entendre.
Logan: Its called making light of the situation,which circumstances aside is funny once you think about it.
Fray: Id rather not.
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Logan: Well you dont want to drop your pants
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Fray: Why dont you drop your pants?
Logan: Youd love that wouldnt you?
Fray: Get over yourself.
Logan: Maybe we should find some kind of alternative.
Fray: You think?
Logan: A woman beating up guys,and carrying a pointy object.Can you say penis envy?
Fray: God,you are really asking for it.
Logan: Im just sayin
Fray: Id kick you in the balls if my ass wasnt to them.
Logan: Speaking of,can you stop gyrating your ass so much?
Fray: Im trying to wriggle free,pervert.
Logan: Look,why dont I pull one way,and you hold on to that banister and pull the other way?
Fray: Ill try anything
They stand and clumsily move over toward banister,where Fray bends over and grabs hold.Logan reaches back and grabs onto a pillar behind him.
Fray: That better be a novelty item rubbing up against my ass.
Logan: Oh shut up, you love it.
Fray: Just pull.
Logan: Alright,ready?
Fray: Ready.
They each pull with all their might in opposite directions,but the glue wont give.
Logan: Id like to punch the guy who invented krazy glue,right about now.
Fray: Damn this efficient adhesive!
Logan: Now I know how the toilet guy felt.
Fray: Does that even compare?
Logan: Just keep pulling.
Fray: Why dont you drop your pants?
Logan: Youd love that wouldnt you?
Fray: Get over yourself.
Logan: Maybe we should find some kind of alternative.
Fray: You think?
Logan: A woman beating up guys,and carrying a pointy object.Can you say penis envy?
Fray: God,you are really asking for it.
Logan: Im just sayin
Fray: Id kick you in the balls if my ass wasnt to them.
Logan: Speaking of,can you stop gyrating your ass so much?
Fray: Im trying to wriggle free,pervert.
Logan: Look,why dont I pull one way,and you hold on to that banister and pull the other way?
Fray: Ill try anything
They stand and clumsily move over toward banister,where Fray bends over and grabs hold.Logan reaches back and grabs onto a pillar behind him.
Fray: That better be a novelty item rubbing up against my ass.
Logan: Oh shut up, you love it.
Fray: Just pull.
Logan: Alright,ready?
Fray: Ready.
They each pull with all their might in opposite directions,but the glue wont give.
Logan: Id like to punch the guy who invented krazy glue,right about now.
Fray: Damn this efficient adhesive!
Logan: Now I know how the toilet guy felt.
Fray: Does that even compare?
Logan: Just keep pulling.
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They pull and struggle back and forth,back and forth.Pulling,and pushing.Heaving and thrusting.Testing the limits of their strong,warm bodies that were now linked in the doggy-style position by a sticky adhesive
Fray: You almost had it!
Logan: Good, pull!
Fray: I’m trying!
Logan: Maybe if I push a little..
Fray: Ah,that’s good.Faster
Logan: What?
Fray :FASTER!
Logan: This good?
Fray :that’s great!We’re almost there.
Logan: I’m getting tired
Fray: Don’t stop!
Logan: I’m not!
Fray: Harder!
Logan: Pull!
Fray: Give it some more!
Logan: How much can you take?!
Fray: I can take it all damnit!
Logan: Like that?!
Fray: Yea,just like that!More,more,MORE!!!
Logan: I’m COMIN’ OFF!
Fray: YES!YES!GOD YES!!!
The glue begins to give way and Logan raises his hand and gives Fray a firm slap on the ass,which allows them to finally break free and leaves a tare on the front of his pants.They fall immediately,panting heavily.Fray then raises her head to find a stunned audience.
Twylight:
Matt:
Gunblade:
Toven:
Several awkward minutes later in Toven’s Camry
Fray,Matt,and Twy sit in the back seat while Toven gives Logan curious glances towards his crotch which was now covered by his jacket.
Matt: …..
Twylight: ……
Fray: ……..
Logan: …….
Fray: So,um Twy.Did you do something with your hair?
Gunblade: My oh my.I shouldve known you were a freak.
Twylight: Gunny!
Gunblade: Well somebody had to say it.
Fray: For the last time,we weren’t doing anything.
Gunblade: Then whats that clear sticky stuff on your ass?
Fray: Its krazy glue!
Gunblade: Its that what theyre calling it nowadays?
Fray: Look,Bison and his goons glued us together as a joke.A very,very sick joke.
Gunblade: Which you seemed to enjoy.
Fray: We had our clothes own for goodness sake.
Gunblade: To each his own.
Toven: Just accept it,youre a ****.
Fray: Why are you even here?
Twylight: Daisy sent us,and we needed a ride so Toven offered.
Fray: What?
Twylight: That was my reaction.
Toven: I was in a good mood.
Matt: Why,did they start doing anal cavity searches again?
Toven: Ask your girlfriend.
Matt: I don’t have one.
Toven: My point exactly.
Twylight: So aside from the sexual misconduct,did you manage to get that coin?
Fray: Nope.
Matt: I don’t get it.Why would Bison want this coin?
Twylight: Maybe he wants the sword for himself.
Fray: I don’t even know how he found out it.
Twylight: LL mentioned a group hitting a pawn shop today, where one of the other coins was.We figure Bison was responsible.
Fray: Why?
Matt: Daisy found that chick the Order kidnapped the other night,and she said they didn’t have any coins when they left her.
Fray: And how long ago was that?
Matt: A few hours.
Twylight: Which means they came to the museum first.
Fray: That means Shadaloo and the Order each have coins.
Matt: And there’s only one left.
Fray: Crap.
Twylight: We can find out where it is.
Fray: I already know.
Twylight: How?
Fray: That Deep Throat I was telling you about.
Toven: You just keeping ****tier by the minute,don’t you?J
Fray: Shut up.
Toven: whatever you say,****ty Mc****-****.
Twylight: I don’t know,Fray.Are you sure you can trust this guy?I mean you hardly know anything about him.
Fray: He hasn’t failed me so far.And if he does,I’ll just kick his mysterious ass.
Matt: *giggles*
Fray: Whats so funny?
Matt: Hearing you say ass after what we just saw.
Fray: I don't really like you,Matt.
Matt:
Fray: We don't have much time.
Fray: You almost had it!
Logan: Good, pull!
Fray: I’m trying!
Logan: Maybe if I push a little..
Fray: Ah,that’s good.Faster
Logan: What?
Fray :FASTER!
Logan: This good?
Fray :that’s great!We’re almost there.
Logan: I’m getting tired
Fray: Don’t stop!
Logan: I’m not!
Fray: Harder!
Logan: Pull!
Fray: Give it some more!
Logan: How much can you take?!
Fray: I can take it all damnit!
Logan: Like that?!
Fray: Yea,just like that!More,more,MORE!!!
Logan: I’m COMIN’ OFF!
Fray: YES!YES!GOD YES!!!
The glue begins to give way and Logan raises his hand and gives Fray a firm slap on the ass,which allows them to finally break free and leaves a tare on the front of his pants.They fall immediately,panting heavily.Fray then raises her head to find a stunned audience.
Twylight:
Matt:
Gunblade:
Toven:
Several awkward minutes later in Toven’s Camry
Fray,Matt,and Twy sit in the back seat while Toven gives Logan curious glances towards his crotch which was now covered by his jacket.
Matt: …..
Twylight: ……
Fray: ……..
Logan: …….
Fray: So,um Twy.Did you do something with your hair?
Gunblade: My oh my.I shouldve known you were a freak.
Twylight: Gunny!
Gunblade: Well somebody had to say it.
Fray: For the last time,we weren’t doing anything.
Gunblade: Then whats that clear sticky stuff on your ass?
Fray: Its krazy glue!
Gunblade: Its that what theyre calling it nowadays?
Fray: Look,Bison and his goons glued us together as a joke.A very,very sick joke.
Gunblade: Which you seemed to enjoy.
Fray: We had our clothes own for goodness sake.
Gunblade: To each his own.
Toven: Just accept it,youre a ****.
Fray: Why are you even here?
Twylight: Daisy sent us,and we needed a ride so Toven offered.
Fray: What?
Twylight: That was my reaction.
Toven: I was in a good mood.
Matt: Why,did they start doing anal cavity searches again?
Toven: Ask your girlfriend.
Matt: I don’t have one.
Toven: My point exactly.
Twylight: So aside from the sexual misconduct,did you manage to get that coin?
Fray: Nope.
Matt: I don’t get it.Why would Bison want this coin?
Twylight: Maybe he wants the sword for himself.
Fray: I don’t even know how he found out it.
Twylight: LL mentioned a group hitting a pawn shop today, where one of the other coins was.We figure Bison was responsible.
Fray: Why?
Matt: Daisy found that chick the Order kidnapped the other night,and she said they didn’t have any coins when they left her.
Fray: And how long ago was that?
Matt: A few hours.
Twylight: Which means they came to the museum first.
Fray: That means Shadaloo and the Order each have coins.
Matt: And there’s only one left.
Fray: Crap.
Twylight: We can find out where it is.
Fray: I already know.
Twylight: How?
Fray: That Deep Throat I was telling you about.
Toven: You just keeping ****tier by the minute,don’t you?J
Fray: Shut up.
Toven: whatever you say,****ty Mc****-****.
Twylight: I don’t know,Fray.Are you sure you can trust this guy?I mean you hardly know anything about him.
Fray: He hasn’t failed me so far.And if he does,I’ll just kick his mysterious ass.
Matt: *giggles*
Fray: Whats so funny?
Matt: Hearing you say ass after what we just saw.
Fray: I don't really like you,Matt.
Matt:
Fray: We don't have much time.
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