Banes_Dealer
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For the growing number of users on this forum who have a man crush on Tom Hardy, I give you theTEN TOM HARDY COMMANDMENTS:
As it is written, so shall it be:
01: Thou shalt not make fun of Tom Hardy's big luscious lips.
02: Bane is the ultimate villain, there shall be no false villains before him (In other words, take a hike, scarecrow and catwoman.)
03: Thou shalt honor Tom Hardy at all times. He can do NO wrong. If he were to do wrong, just remember that he can do no wrong.
04: No matter how homosexual your feelings for Tom become, it does not make you gay. It is natural for a man to go "Gay for Hardy" 100% natural.
05: The Tom Hardy film "BRONSON" must be spelled in all capitol letters (NO EXCEPTIONS, for it is the LAW.)
06: Thu shalt watch this video no less than twice a day in it's entirety:
http://youtu.be/YOWoES2xQLw
07: Thou shalt stare lovingly stare at Tom Hardy's cute buns while fulfilling the 6th commandment.
08: Thou shalt root for Bane at least ONCE at some point in The Dark Knight Rises.
09: Thou shalt grieve Bane's inevitable defeat in The Dark Knight Rises.
10: During the course of a typical day, thou must think of Tom Hardy's buff, rippling body. EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK is a Tom Hardy sabbath day.
These are your Tom Hardy Man-Crush Ten Commandments, which were told to me by Tom himself high above a mountain top. Take these commandments and honor them.
Tom Hardy be with you always... AMEN.
As it is written, so shall it be:
01: Thou shalt not make fun of Tom Hardy's big luscious lips.
02: Bane is the ultimate villain, there shall be no false villains before him (In other words, take a hike, scarecrow and catwoman.)
03: Thou shalt honor Tom Hardy at all times. He can do NO wrong. If he were to do wrong, just remember that he can do no wrong.
04: No matter how homosexual your feelings for Tom become, it does not make you gay. It is natural for a man to go "Gay for Hardy"
100% natural.05: The Tom Hardy film "BRONSON" must be spelled in all capitol letters (NO EXCEPTIONS, for it is the LAW.)
06: Thu shalt watch this video no less than twice a day in it's entirety:
http://youtu.be/YOWoES2xQLw
07: Thou shalt stare lovingly stare at Tom Hardy's cute buns while fulfilling the 6th commandment.
08: Thou shalt root for Bane at least ONCE at some point in The Dark Knight Rises.
09: Thou shalt grieve Bane's inevitable defeat in The Dark Knight Rises.
10: During the course of a typical day, thou must think of Tom Hardy's buff, rippling body. EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK is a Tom Hardy sabbath day.
These are your Tom Hardy Man-Crush Ten Commandments, which were told to me by Tom himself high above a mountain top. Take these commandments and honor them.
Tom Hardy be with you always... AMEN.
