For Pizza Lovers:If you were to run for president what would be on your pizza?

[DV8]

oh yeah, and cocaine . . . lots and lots of cocaine

I sprankle dat shyt like parmesan cheese!

 

[DV8]

I was told it's called Alfredo Sauce?!

it was . . . Alfredo's sauce heh . . . you brok-a-mah-heart!

 

[Kritish]

I was told it's called Alfredo Sauce?!

That Italian guy lied to you. Want to talk about it?

 

[Prognosticator]

How much is that in black tar heroine?

Are you talking about our new Heroine Lover's pizza? We preheat our ovens at 450.

 

[Kritish]

Are you talking about our new Heroine Lover's pizza? We preheat our ovens at 450.

How much for extra toppings? I do have a craving for some blood diamonds.

 

[Holly]

i wonder if ive ever eaten someones pubes without knowing it. or a booger

 

[Prognosticator]

That Italian guy lied to you. Want to talk about it?

Alfredo has fathered many, many pizza's.

 

[Prognosticator]

i wonder if ive ever eaten someones pubes without knowing it. or a booger

how many times have you knowingly done it?

 

[Holly]

how many times have you knowingly done it?

id rather not say..

 

[DV8]

id rather not say..

at least twice that I know of

 

[tzarinna]

Spinach, mushroom and garlic.

 

[POWdER-man]

pepperoni, sausage, cheddar cheese, banana peppers, and onions

 

[Prognosticator]

How much for extra toppings? I do have a craving for some blood diamonds.

We used to outsource our pizza makings from third world countries, but we stopped after one country, I won't say who *cough* Honduras *cough* started substituting 'buffalo bites' in our Childrens' Fingers' Pizza.

 

[Darthphere]

****ing Hondurans.

 

[Badger]

i wonder if ive ever eaten someones pubes without knowing it. or a booger

Better question, how many times have you knowningly ate someone's pubes.

Edit: Prog beat me do it.


To anwswer the pizza question: a thin crust pizza with beef, red onions, portabellos and light sauce.

 

[Kritish]

We used to outsource our pizza makings from third world countries, but we stopped after one country, I won't say who *cough* Honduras *cough* started substituting 'buffalo bites' in our Childrens' Fingers' Pizza.

Those bastards.

 

[BRUTAL]

... onions...

... red onions...

... onions

You are all dead to me.

 

[Holly]

extra onions

 

[BRUTAL]

I still :heart: you.

 

[Badger]

You are all dead to me.

but.. but.. but...

 

[Prognosticator]

I'd like a Large JAL pizza, with extra Brutal, um, light on the Kritish, and a side of Toven for dipping.....Oh, and hold the zer00!

*hates ordering over the phone*

 

[Holly]

the only toppings i like are cheese, mushrooms, sometimes i like tomato slices. i cant remember if i like spinach pizza, or green peppers. i hate sausage. i used to like pepperoni but it makes my gums itch

 

[Carcharodon]

i used to like pepperoni but it makes my gums itch

I'm sure it does.






















That didn't work as well. I'm sorry.

 

[Prognosticator]

I can't eat Canadian Bacon without my mouth feeling weird

 

[Kritish]

I'd like a Large JAL pizza, with extra Brutal, um, light on the Kritish, and a side of Toven for dipping.....Oh, and hold the zer00!

*hates ordering over the phone*

I'll give you heartburn.