Forum Archtypes

[Mixairian]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde here.

 

[Erzengel]

Why don't we go down the list?

Acne constantly whines about how, like... his life and everything really sucks and stuff. Usually a middle class teenager with an allowance, unlimited access to a computer and WAY too much time on his hands. Acne's vague existential arguments about the meaningless of life and emptiness of existence are culled from the lyrics of the 20 gigs of MP3s he has squirreled away on his hard drive.

Acne = Hades

 

[Hades]

Am not...
Besides I have no acne.

 

[Hades]

This is so JAL



Loopy's messages are incomprehensible to all but himself. Loopy is easily aroused and exuberant in battle and fearlessly flings himself at any Warrior - even Kung-Fu Master. Loopy's main weapons consist of a disarming array of nonsequiturs, tautologies, and bizarre metaphors, which can often gain him an advantage in the initial stages of an attack. Combatants very quickly realize, however, that Loopy is a certifiable nut case and generally avoid further engagement. Jerk and Evil Clown revel in egging Loopy on for their own amusement. CAUTION: Loopy cannot be defeated with conventional weapons - any response to his attacks will provoke a fusillade of incoherent messages, so Loopy is best left undisturbed.

 

[JLBats]

Ahem...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/profundusmaximus.htm

 

[JLBats]

Wilhelm:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/rebelleader.htm

 

[Erzengel]

Wilhelm is Big Dog
Tmob is Rebel Leader.

 

[JLBats]

Big Dog seems a bit like Paladin too.

 

[Abaddon]

All-caps = Twhip*

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Me: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/lonelyguy.htm

 

[Clerk]

Evil Clown

 

[Holly Goodhead]

DOG LIPS = Perv

 

[Iceman]

DOG LIPS = Perv

I knew he was cool.

 

[Abaddon]

Aunt Petunia
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/impostor.htm


Kittykatr/AMW
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/godzilla.htm


SumofGod
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/klaxon.htm


Celldog
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ideologue.htm

 

[Erzengel]

Dpm07

Android doesn't anger, nor does he engage in actual combat, rather he will merely point out the logical inconsistencies of other Warriors. Irony and sarcasm are completely lost on Android, and being impossible to insult or injure in any way, he is invulnerable to conventional attack. If, for example, someone were to call him a pinhead, he would get out a tape measure and after finding that his cranium falls within normal size specifications Android would dismiss the comment as erroneous. Android's circuits are not equipped to process ambiguous or aesthetic input, consequently any extensive discussion involving personal feelings, intuition, art and metaphorical allusions will quickly drive Android from the field of battle.

 

[Otis Driftwood]

TSOG as Klaxon is so damn perfect. I realize I'm Evil Clown (even more so on my "real" name) and I think that maybe I'm a real ass.

Meh.

 

[Erzengel]

Hmmm. Guess this is me.

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

 

[Carter]

I would say that I'm probably Ego

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm



For Ego, the discussion forum is all about him, and he regards discussions that stray from that topic as trivial dalliances. Although tolerant of an occasional shift in focus, Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to reestablish himself as the subject at hand. Ego is one the the fiercest of all the Warriors and will fight to the death when attacked.

 

[Iceman]

^^ What's a Proppelerhead?

 

[JLBats]

Oh my God, wait, I found myself: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/weenie.htm

 

[JLBats]

Calvin: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/jerk.htm

 

[Erzengel]

If I wasn't so lazy. I'd do the whole list.

 

[Abaddon]

We don't have all those types here.


Redskulled,Strikehard,right-wing nut of the week - http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/troglodyte.htm

 

[JLBats]

ShadowBoxing: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/eaglescout.htm

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Admin is the janitor, the cop, the mayor, the judge and sometimes even the forum doctor who tends to Warriors injured in battle - in other words, Nanny on steroids. Because she runs the forum and sets the rules Admin has the power to pull the plug on any Warrior who gets a little too frisky. Sometimes her efforts are appreciated, but like any authority figure she is also resented - especially by Jerk, Evil Clown, Enfant Provocateur, Ego, Rebel Without a Clue, Yuk Yuk, Troller, and other Warriors who would like to turn the forum into their personal playground. Most Admins are generally fair and even handed, but the adage that absolute power corrupts absolutely is as true on the internet as it is anywhere else, and it is a rare Admin who can resist bringing the hammer down if seriously pressed by a determined foe. Sycophant and other suckups will also attach themselves to a strong Admin to form a defensive perimeter around her, and more often than not Admin's enemies will be driven off without her ever having to brandish her ax. CAUTION: Admin is the most powerful of all Warriors and drawing her into direct battle invites almost certain defeat. Rebel Leader does pose a limited threat to Admin's power by fomenting a revolt and causing forum members to jump ship


Hey, where are my sycophants?