wierd AIM confessions

[Corinthian™]

Shut up!

No, You

 

[Green Arrow]

No, You

Let's make love?


I really just want your sombrero

 

[Corinthian™]

Let's make love?


I really just want your sombrero

my sombrero is like dignity




it takes three beers and some kind words to take it away

 

[Green Arrow]

my sombrero is like dignity




it takes three beers and some kind words to take it away

Fine... BUt it'lls have to be cheap beers and we're sharing the third

 

[Corinthian™]

Fine... BUt it'lls have to be cheap beers and we're sharing the third

Miller Genuine Draft or no dice

 

[Corinthian™]

abstract thinking.... yet, they hate me


Pablo Corinthian: .,.
Kypadel: ojo
Pablo Corinthian: 0)0
Kypadel: oooooooooook
Pablo Corinthian: abstract
Kypadel: k
Pablo Corinthian: y
Kypadel: p
Pablo Corinthian: a
Kypadel: d
Pablo Corinthian: e
Kypadel: s
Pablo Corinthian: h
Kypadel: ut up pablo
Pablo Corinthian: :-(

 

[Green Arrow]

Miller Genuine Draft or no dice

You drive a hard bargain.... so in the end I must say

GO **** YOURSELF!!!

 

[Corinthian™]

You drive a hard bargain.... so in the end I must say

GO **** YOURSELF!!!

you suxxors

and I'm priecy cuz I rule and you do not

 

[Corinthian™]

bump-aroo

 

[Corinthian™]

***Mr. Hyde gets online/offline repeatedly***
Pablo Corinthian: ok... we get it
Pablo Corinthian: Now stoop it
Mr Hyde Dammit: What?
Pablo Corinthian: Online/Offline
Pablo Corinthian: scheme
Pablo Corinthian: of evil
Pablo Corinthian: and
Pablo Corinthian: evilness..
Pablo Corinthian: evilesqu
Pablo Corinthian:
Mr Hyde Dammit:
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: :-(?
Pablo Corinthian: Your stupid evil online/offline scheme of evil and evilness evilesque bothers me
Mr Hyde Dammit: But I have no evil online/offline scheme of evil and evilness and evilesque.
Pablo Corinthian: why you get online/offline
Mr Hyde Dammit: I don't.
Mr Hyde Dammit: Invisible?
Mr Hyde Dammit: yes
Pablo Corinthian: what?
Pablo Corinthian: howyou do it?
Mr Hyde Dammit: You see the little eye up at the top of your buddy list?
Mr Hyde Dammit: When you click it (and it closes) you appear offline
Mr Hyde Dammit: and when you click it really fast it becomes the evil online/offline scheme of evil and evilness and evilesque that bothers you
Pablo Corinthian: damn it stupid old version of AIM:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...update?
Mr Hyde Dammit: see?
Mr Hyde Dammit: I signed off, but really, I am still on!
Mr Hyde Dammit: SpooOoOOoooky!
Pablo Corinthian: ....
Pablo Corinthian: ..
Pablo Corinthian: you are sad:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: I am?
Pablo Corinthian: yes:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: wait
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: damn
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: there
Mr Hyde Dammit: it's the spooky smiley face.
Mr Hyde Dammit: SpOOOooOooky
Pablo Corinthian:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :why:
Pablo Corinthian: :becuaseyou'rescary:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :i'mnotscary,your'ejustmad:
Pablo Corinthian: :i'mnotmad,dammit.youarestupid,stupididiot:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :whydoyouthinki'mstupd: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: :becauseyouare:-
Mr Hyde Dammit: '
Pablo Corinthian: :stupid:
Mr Hyde Dammit: http://www.shinyclouds.com/costumes/makeup/portfolio/01.jpg
Mr Hyde Dammit: goodbye cruel world
Mr Hyde Dammit: I'm leaving you today.
Pablo Corinthian: you are stuoo0pid
Mr Hyde Dammit: you are Mehh3xican
Pablo Corinthian: yes... yes I am...
Pablo Corinthian: not..
Pablo Corinthian: noy
Pablo Corinthian: not*
Pablo Corinthian: not
Pablo Corinthian: not
Pablo Corinthian: not
Pablo Corinthian: not
Mr Hyde Dammit: stop molesting the keybord
Pablo Corinthian: but it likes it:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: Good job.
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... I try to do my best

 

[Corinthian™]

Pablo Corinthian: ****ed... man.. that's cow vagina
Mr HydeDammit: ...what???
Pablo Corinthian: cow vagina =really big ****
Pablo Corinthian: so biig
Mr HydeDammit: Yeah, totally.
Pablo Corinthian: big ****... neat... big.. great....
Pablo Corinthian: cow's vaginas are big as hell
Mr HydeDammit: ....
Mr HydeDammit: I don't want to hear you talking about Cow Vagina's
Mr HydeDammit: The goats are enough.
Pablo Corinthian: I saw that on Conan O'Brien... when Tarantino showed up for Kill Bill... he was talkin about chinese slangs..
Pablo Corinthian: he said that they were always saign Cha Mei or somehinh like that... he wondered what it was and the people said it was Cow's Vagina.. he asked why he used that word.. "Because its soooo big"
Mr HydeDammit: I saw that!
Pablo Corinthian: yeah
Pablo Corinthian: I dreamt with him
Pablo Corinthian: about two nights ago
Mr HydeDammit: you wha...?
Pablo Corinthian: I dreamt with Tarantino
Pablo Corinthian: dream pass tense.. whatever that word was
Mr HydeDammit: Like, you both had dreams and they met eachother?
Pablo Corinthian: it was wierd...
Pablo Corinthian: in my dream
Pablo Corinthian: he appeared..
Pablo Corinthian: he was ****ing a girl.. a woman.. around 30's...
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Mr HydeDammit: Did you hit it?
Pablo Corinthian: I didn't saw me.. I just saw Tarantino ****ing a woman..
Pablo Corinthian: it was wierd...
Mr HydeDammit: Hahaha
Mr HydeDammit: You're subconscious is trying to tell you something here ;-)
Pablo Corinthian: the girl was using this chord on his back... like the ones they use to climb or soemthing... attached to the lower part with a belt... and she was kinda like hangin in the air.. and Tarantino was using this letter thong and was ****ing the woman in the air.. doing different moves and all... it was cool tho...
Pablo Corinthian: almost like a sex swing
Pablo Corinthian: ... wierd
Pablo Corinthian: and I was hot for the woman..
Pablo Corinthian: kinda like watching porno
Mr HydeDammit: Wow, I think you've just invented a new sport.
Pablo Corinthian: cool

 

[TLATOANI]

i will never talk to corinthian in IM again

 

[Corinthian™]

you are so gay for me.. why you revive this?

cuz you are so gay for me

 

[TLATOANI]

you are so gay for me.. why you revive this?

cuz you are so gay for me

you are a ..whats the word...err....***?

 

[Corinthian™]

ok... so Kyapde had ignoring willy as his title.. so I try to be Willy... I don't know who the **** is Wille tho

Willy dice:
stop ignoring me
Kypade dice:
you have been ignoring me for months
Willy dice:
I so have not.. it's just that I hated you for being you
Kypade dice:
you quit netflix?
Willy dice:
yeah, it was being a *****
Kypade dice:
howso?
Willy dice:
because.. I had problems with people there.. dunt wanna talk about it
Willy dice:
I have so many pro0blems right now
Willy dice:
you know, with jim and all
Kypade dice:
seriously, tell me why you quit.
Kypade dice:
whos jim?
Willy dice:
Corinthowned™
Kypade dice:
oh you suck
Willy dice:
hahahahaha
Kypade dice:
man
Kypade dice:
he really has been ignoring me, i think

bumparoo.. post convos *****es

 

[oakzap425]

...What the hell...?!?

 

[kypade]

man you suck Rinthy. I was so excited to see Tweeky finally responding to me...

 

[Corinthian™]

man you suck Rinthy. I was so excited to see Tweeky finally responding to me...

he hates you

 

[Calvin]

Well, I'm drunk so I'm gonna post the last convo I had with my sis on AIM.

DavinaBlanca: you still there?
Mayhem766: oui
DavinaBlanca: why isn't your stomach doing well?
Mayhem766: dunno
Mayhem766: just found out the girl I was interested in as of the last week has a boyfriend at another school
Mayhem766: I think I'll ask her out tuesday, if she says yes, I'm the man, if not, I'll know it's a lost cause, no big deal
DavinaBlanca: hmm, interesting
DavinaBlanca: do you like her a lot?
Mayhem766: I think so
Mayhem766: she's really hot
Mayhem766: don't really know her that well yet though
DavinaBlanca: i see
Mayhem766: so what's up with you?
DavinaBlanca: umm, not too much, everything's perfect right now
Mayhem766: good
DavinaBlanca: i baked 5 dozen cookies today, i'm going to send them to damian tomorrow
Mayhem766: you crazy lovebirds
DavinaBlanca: and i made chicken stuffed with cheese and flavored with italian herbs for dinner plus a caesar salad
Mayhem766: wow
DavinaBlanca: no kidding, though. i love him so damn much
Mayhem766: I had beef jerkey
DavinaBlanca: we're going to new york for christmas
Mayhem766: cool
Mayhem766: you're like a pair of dolphins
DavinaBlanca: i'll be at his apartment the 16th, and we leave the 20th
DavinaBlanca: dolphins?
Mayhem766: and I'm like a shark that needs to keep searching for prey
DavinaBlanca: wanna explain that?
Mayhem766: not really, but it's a good thing for you and a bad thing for me
DavinaBlanca: i'm sorry that's a bad thing
Mayhem766: well, not all bad
DavinaBlanca: i guess not, i'm sure you'll have lots of fun
Mayhem766: we'll see tuesday
Mayhem766: not sure whether to ask her out as a friend and hope to steal her later, or put it all on the table and see if she's willing to go out with someone while she has a BF in another city
DavinaBlanca: go with the friend idea
Mayhem766: plus she doesn't know that I know she's not single
DavinaBlanca: ahhh right
DavinaBlanca: i see
Mayhem766: got that info from an outside source
DavinaBlanca: interesting
DavinaBlanca: i wonder if she would tell you
Mayhem766: that's the question
Mayhem766: if I ask her out and she doesn't mention him, AWESOME
Mayhem766: but if she says no because she's taken, I'm screwed
Mayhem766: or I could play the friend route and plan on an eventual steal
DavinaBlanca: i see
Mayhem766: less risky, but more time and work
DavinaBlanca: you're so odd sometimes
Mayhem766: no way
Mayhem766: it's pure logic

 

[The Brian]

stop posting convos on the internet.

it's stupid.

 

[The Brian]

Well, I'm drunk so I'm gonna post the last convo I had with my sis on AIM.

you're such a liar.

you aren't even drunk.

 

[Calvin]

you're such a liar.

you aren't even drunk.

Sweet.

 

[The Brian]

Sweet.

exactly.

 

[Calvin]

exactly.

Seriously, as much as I hate people drinking and then posting, I really don't care right now. It's an ass hole thing to do even if you have enough soberness to post coherentlly, and I admit that. But really I don't care right now. So my apologies. I'm fairly confident in posting in english since I've gotten used to typing french while drink, so hopefully there aren't a ****load of typoes. But yeah, saying "I'm drunk" on a messageboard is a *****e thing to do, so you're right in calling me on that. But I really don't care right now. But youré right to call me an ******* on those grounds

 

[The Brian]

Seriously, as much as I hate people drinking and then posting, I really don't care right now. It's an ass hole thing to do even if you have enough soberness to post coherentlly, and I admit that. But really I don't care right now. So my apologies. I'm fairly confident in posting in english since I've gotten used to typing french while drink, so hopefully there aren't a ****load of typoes. But yeah, saying "I'm drunk" on a messageboard is a *****e thing to do, so you're right in calling me on that. But I really don't care right now. But youré right to call me an ******* on those grounds

i like your avatar.

and you aren't drunk, huh?