wierd AIM confessions

[oakzap425]

Yeah...


I love the old Egg Salad Sandwichs in the vending machine...

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Yeah...


I love the old Egg Salad Sandwichs in the vending machine...

i thought they were chicken sandwiches

 

[oakzap425]

Damn... you didn't get it.

I might need to sleep in a seperate room tonight...

 

[dmcnx]

Me= teh meh©

[20:45:39] Jade-"dresse: wot
[20:45:43] teh meh©: ew
[20:45:46] teh meh©: dont say 'wot'
[20:45:52] Jade-"dresse: y?
[20:45:56] teh meh©: you sound like the whitest white girl ever
[20:46:05] teh meh©: called Lauren
[20:46:12] Jade-"dresse: Lol
[20:46:12] teh meh©: and she lives on a council estate
[20:46:30] teh meh©: with her 2 brothers,blake and Bob
[20:46:42] teh meh©: curse my imagination
[20:46:46] Jade-"dresse: and her brown babies
[20:46:53] Jade-"dresse: don't forget those
[20:47:18] Jade-"dresse: i will curse it
[20:47:22] teh meh©: brown and yellow
[20:47:33] Jade-"dresse: as nosensical as it is
[20:48:33] teh meh©: and ones names ray ray
[20:48:39] teh meh©: and the other ravinder
[20:48:44] teh meh©: and shes pregnant with a turkish baby
[20:48:47] teh meh©: she thinks
[20:48:55] Jade-"dresse: ok Kai
[20:49:07] Jade-"dresse: I think u've over thought this just a bit
[20:49:20] teh meh©: its yer own fault Lauren
[20:49:28] teh meh©: thats what Im gonna get you for christmas
[20:49:35] teh meh©: some frickin protection

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[23:39:32] teh meh©-Hum: listen
[23:39:44] teh meh©-Hum: as long as her major parts can fit in my
hand
[23:39:46] teh meh©-Hum: im cool
[23:39:49] teh meh©-Hum: so thats breasts
[23:39:52] teh meh©-Hum: backoff
[23:39:54] teh meh©-Hum: and face
[23:40:03] Guy With Afr: lol
[23:40:09] teh meh©-Hum: for when i want to push the ***** away if she
wants 'cuddling'


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[16:51:59] I love the c: but i cud bombard them
[16:52:07] I love the c: but with wat?
[16:52:31] teh meh©: socks
[16:52:33] teh meh©: tampons
[16:52:36] teh meh©: take yer pic
[16:52:37] teh meh©: k
[16:52:54] I love the c: lol
[16:53:00] I love the c: tampons
[16:53:11] I love the c: dont hav enuff tho
[16:53:23] I love the c: do u hav ne?
[16:53:34] I love the c: spare 1s...
[16:53:40] teh meh©: no
[16:53:43] teh meh©: Im using them all
[16:54:40] teh meh©: in my ass
[16:55:06] I love the c: wasnt it ur penis?
[16:55:13] I love the c: yno
[16:55:21] I love the c: squirtn blood
[16:55:26] teh meh©: I couldnt fit it up the shaft
[16:55:34] teh meh©: so i just put them in my ass and hoped for the
best
[16:55:43] I love the c: lmao

 

[NEWcomicbook123]

I'd be hambugerdeluxe... (on AIM, btw... in case any of you freaks want to add me. But only if you want to rendez-vous... I only talk to stangers on the internet that may possibly have my spleen as a souvenir one day ).

[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: say, do you drink?
[21:24] mycarsabananacar: why?
[21:24] mycarsabananacar: ...
[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: it's just a question.
[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: nosey.
[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: or is that... nosy?
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: :?
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: lol
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: i like the first one.
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: mmmkay.
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: so?
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: i have
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: but you don't make a regular habit of it?
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: not really.
[21:26] mycarsabananacar: i work so much i don't have much time for anything else.
[21:26] hambugerdeluxe: well, that's good. I hear it's bad for your health.
[21:31] mycarsabananacar: are you feeling alright tonight?
[21:31] hambugerdeluxe: delightful.
[21:31] hambugerdeluxe: and you?
[21:32] mycarsabananacar: yeah i'm fine...
[21:32] hambugerdeluxe: that's... odd.
[21:32] hambugerdeluxe: like china?
[21:32] mycarsabananacar: huh?
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: oh...
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: fin china
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: got it
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: no. fine china.
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: fins are on fish.
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: fine*
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: don't act like you didn't get confused.
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe:
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: ...
[21:34] hambugerdeluxe: Is that some form of heiroglyphics.
[21:34] hambugerdeluxe: I'm not well versed in heiroglyphics.
[21:34] mycarsabananacar: niether am i
[21:34] hambugerdeluxe: You could have fooled me.
[21:34] mycarsabananacar: ...?
[21:35] hambugerdeluxe: there you go again.
[21:35] hambugerdeluxe: don't tell me you're not an expert.
[21:35] hambugerdeluxe: you probablly studied in the dark, dank basement of some natural history museum... didn't you?
[21:36] mycarsabananacar: of course
[21:36] mycarsabananacar: what is up with you tonight? you are so much more entertaining!
[21:36] mycarsabananacar: than usual
[21:37] hambugerdeluxe: Oh... well.
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: I had a labatomy this weekend... that could have a thing or two to do with it.
[21:38] mycarsabananacar: ah...
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: it was a frontal lobe labatomy too.
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: the best kind.
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: you get to see it while's it happening.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

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