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Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(



later on....

Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things :o
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*
 
Corinthian said:
Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(

Can anyone confirm this? :confused:
 
Corinthian said:
Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(



later on....

Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things :o
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*


Bwahahahha.... omfg you guys got too much time on your hands :(
 
Careful Cori..must I drag out AIM convo's I've had with you? ;)
 
it's kinda weird for me to read about my brother talking about anal rapings, I just cancel it out
 
PLAS said:
it's kinda weird for me to read about my brother talking about anal rapings, I just cancel it out
He could be reported and be listed as a pedophile...wait...he's in mexico...nevermind... :mad: :(
 
Mr. Edward Hyde said:
He could be reported and be listed as a pedophile...wait...he's in mexico...nevermind... :mad: :(
of all the things he can be, Pedophile is not one of them
 
I'm meh...

[20:42:41] meh...: no
[20:42:53] meh...: I was gonna insult her
[20:43:01] meh...: but I remembereed what you told me
[20:43:14] meh...: about how her cousin will castrate me and all
[20:43:35] they're not : she cood probably beat u up
[20:43:40] they're not : and i'm not even joking
[20:43:47] they're not : and thats b4 u get 2 her cousin
[20:43:53] they're not : vicous like a pitbull
[20:43:59] meh...: she would becasue I wouldnt hit a girl
[20:44:05] they're not : o no
[20:44:07] they're not : not u 2
[20:44:09] they're not : poffter
[20:44:24] meh...: you would?
[20:44:31] they're not : even if she's bigger and stronger than u and
beating u up in front of ur family and the girl u like
[20:44:42] meh...: Nope
[20:44:52] meh...: especiall not in front of family
[20:44:56] meh...: thats a deathwish...
[20:44:56] they're not : ok
[20:45:01] they're not : they're not there
[20:45:05] they're not : but the girl u like
[20:45:08] they're not : and all ur frends
[20:45:21] meh...: I would block
[20:45:22] meh...: thats it
[20:45:26] meh...: might trip her
[20:45:30] meh...: but no hitting
[20:46:00] they're not : wat if she kik u in the nads and wile u were
down on the floor in pain bit u
[20:46:05] they're not : dont ask me where:mad:
[20:46:23] meh...: my fictional girl would help me
[20:46:38] meh...: and becasue this scenario would never happen
[20:46:46] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:46:48] meh...: she is a transformer
[20:46:58] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:01] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:03] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:05] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:06] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:08] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:09] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:10] meh...: and she'd run over the girl who tried to beat me
up
[20:47:23] meh...: then we'd make sweet sweet monkey love in the
street
[20:47:36] meh...: then Carmen Elektra would walk past and join in
[20:47:53] they're not : dude ur screwin wid a robot...
[20:47:58] they're not : dats just rong dude...
[20:48:01] meh...: no
[20:48:10] meh...: a girl who can TRANSFORM into a robot
[20:48:22] meh...: And a 4 x 4
[20:48:43] they're not : so she is part robot
[20:48:54] meh...: no
[20:49:03] meh...: she is a human that can transform into a robot
[20:49:05] meh...: get it right
[20:49:45] they're not : but basically ur ***in sumfin wiv metal in
it
[20:49:58] meh...: :G
[20:51:11] they're not : and that wood b a lot of metal if she can
transform into a robot and a jeep
[20:51:29] meh...: pretty much
[20:51:39] meh...: only her naughty places are human
[20:51:42] meh...: and her face
[20:51:57] meh...: her face,her *****,her **** and her ass
[20:52:03] they're not : metal hips
[20:52:22] meh...: nah
[20:52:40] meh...: human hips
[20:52:46] they're not : matel thighs
[20:52:56] meh...: yeah
[20:53:02] meh...: but they dont look metal
[20:53:11] they're not : but they feel metal
[20:53:16] they're not : and they r metal
[20:53:17] meh...: no
[20:53:27] meh...: the metal feels human
[20:53:30] meh...: but it is metal
[20:53:40] they're not : so its soft
[20:53:59] meh...: only when I want it to be
[20:54:23] they're not : so she can read ur mind
[20:54:46] meh...: yeah
[20:54:55] meh...: it makes her hormy
[20:55:01] meh...: horny(*)
[20:55:05] they're not : lol
[20:55:07] they're not : hormy
[20:55:18] meh...: both:mad:
[20:55:29] they're not : lol
[20:56:31] they're not : w00t!
 
so does someone else, but their thread was just deleted.
 
dmcnx said:
I'm meh...

[20:42:41] meh...: no
[20:42:53] meh...: I was gonna insult her
[20:43:01] meh...: but I remembereed what you told me
[20:43:14] meh...: about how her cousin will castrate me and all
[20:43:35] they're not : she cood probably beat u up
[20:43:40] they're not : and i'm not even joking
[20:43:47] they're not : and thats b4 u get 2 her cousin
[20:43:53] they're not : vicous like a pitbull
[20:43:59] meh...: she would becasue I wouldnt hit a girl
[20:44:05] they're not : o no
[20:44:07] they're not : not u 2
[20:44:09] they're not : poffter
[20:44:24] meh...: you would?
[20:44:31] they're not : even if she's bigger and stronger than u and
beating u up in front of ur family and the girl u like
[20:44:42] meh...: Nope
[20:44:52] meh...: especiall not in front of family
[20:44:56] meh...: thats a deathwish...
[20:44:56] they're not : ok
[20:45:01] they're not : they're not there
[20:45:05] they're not : but the girl u like
[20:45:08] they're not : and all ur frends
[20:45:21] meh...: I would block
[20:45:22] meh...: thats it
[20:45:26] meh...: might trip her
[20:45:30] meh...: but no hitting
[20:46:00] they're not : wat if she kik u in the nads and wile u were
down on the floor in pain bit u
[20:46:05] they're not : dont ask me where:mad:
[20:46:23] meh...: my fictional girl would help me
[20:46:38] meh...: and becasue this scenario would never happen
[20:46:46] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:46:48] meh...: she is a transformer
[20:46:58] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:01] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:03] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:05] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:06] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:08] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:09] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:10] meh...: and she'd run over the girl who tried to beat me
up
[20:47:23] meh...: then we'd make sweet sweet monkey love in the
street
[20:47:36] meh...: then Carmen Elektra would walk past and join in
[20:47:53] they're not : dude ur screwin wid a robot...
[20:47:58] they're not : dats just rong dude...
[20:48:01] meh...: no
[20:48:10] meh...: a girl who can TRANSFORM into a robot
[20:48:22] meh...: And a 4 x 4
[20:48:43] they're not : so she is part robot
[20:48:54] meh...: no
[20:49:03] meh...: she is a human that can transform into a robot
[20:49:05] meh...: get it right
[20:49:45] they're not : but basically ur ***in sumfin wiv metal in
it
[20:49:58] meh...: :G
[20:51:11] they're not : and that wood b a lot of metal if she can
transform into a robot and a jeep
[20:51:29] meh...: pretty much
[20:51:39] meh...: only her naughty places are human
[20:51:42] meh...: and her face
[20:51:57] meh...: her face,her *****,her **** and her ass
[20:52:03] they're not : metal hips
[20:52:22] meh...: nah
[20:52:40] meh...: human hips
[20:52:46] they're not : matel thighs
[20:52:56] meh...: yeah
[20:53:02] meh...: but they dont look metal
[20:53:11] they're not : but they feel metal
[20:53:16] they're not : and they r metal
[20:53:17] meh...: no
[20:53:27] meh...: the metal feels human
[20:53:30] meh...: but it is metal
[20:53:40] they're not : so its soft
[20:53:59] meh...: only when I want it to be
[20:54:23] they're not : so she can read ur mind
[20:54:46] meh...: yeah
[20:54:55] meh...: it makes her hormy
[20:55:01] meh...: horny(*)
[20:55:05] they're not : lol
[20:55:07] they're not : hormy
[20:55:18] meh...: both:mad:
[20:55:29] they're not : lol
[20:56:31] they're not : w00t!
...thats just plain creepy. :o
 

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