wierd AIM confessions

The Brian said:
i like your avatar.

and you aren't drunk, huh?
WEll, I'm staring to wish I weren't. But thanks.
 
Corinthian (09:19:08 p.m.): I see you.......
Dew K. Mosi (09:19:17 p.m.): yeah?
Corinthian (09:19:30 p.m.): yeah... where's my signed copy :mad:
Dew K. Mosi (09:19:59 p.m.): where's my $4
Corinthian (09:20:36 p.m.): bah... you and your technicalities
Dew K. Mosi (09:20:47 p.m.): :)

so fun stalkin people:O:up:
 
Kainedamo: Hey Vicki
VickiluvsDan: Hey kainedamo how's it going
Kainedamo: OMG I love, I just had to say it
VickiluvsDan: wait WTF
Kainedamo: I love you, your like a hurt fawn and I am the one who will heal you with my love. I cannot live without you. Every breath I take, every move you make I'll be there with you....oh Vicki say you love me too
VickiluvsDan: Look Kd, you're nice and all but lets just be friends
Kainedamo: lol
VickiluvsDan: whats so funny
Kainedamo: you love me
VickiluvsDan: No I don't I am dating Dan
Kainedamo: Marry me!
VickiluvsDan: What?!?
VickiluvsDan: NO!
Kainedamo: But my love for you cannot be denied Vicky, I MUST have you
VickiluvsDan: Okay kd you need to seriously chill
Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: what the f*** are you talking about
Kainedamo: He uses the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: so
Kainedamo: So he is infecting you with disease and pestilence
VickiluvsDan: hardly....
Kainedamo: You must believe me, this guy is horrible
VickiluvsDan: Kd stop it!
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
Kainedamo: how sick is that......
VickiluvsDan: I really don't give a sh**
Kainedamo: He is destroying us Vicki
VickiluvsDan: There is no us you moron, how many times do I have to explain this
Kainedamo: You will be mine one day....I swear it
VickiluvsDan: Look my boyfriends home and I gotta go have sex with him
Kainedamo: But you'll be thinking of me
Kainedamo: and my long penis
VickiluvsDan: Are you crankin it to our conversation
Kainedamo: I am making loves strokes in your honor
~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
That made me laugh.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Kainedamo: Hey Vicki
VickiluvsDan: Hey kainedamo how's it going
Kainedamo: OMG I love, I just had to say it
VickiluvsDan: wait WTF
Kainedamo: I love you, your like a hurt fawn and I am the one who will heal you with my love. I cannot live without you. Every breath I take, every move you make I'll be there with you....oh Vicki say you love me too
VickiluvsDan: Look Kd, you're nice and all but lets just be friends
Kainedamo: lol
VickiluvsDan: whats so funny
Kainedamo: you love me
VickiluvsDan: No I don't I am dating Dan
Kainedamo: Marry me!
VickiluvsDan: What?!?
VickiluvsDan: NO!
Kainedamo: But my love for you cannot be denied Vicky, I MUST have you
VickiluvsDan: Okay kd you need to seriously chill
Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: what the f*** are you talking about
Kainedamo: He uses the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: so
Kainedamo: So he is infecting you with disease and pestilence
VickiluvsDan: hardly....
Kainedamo: You must believe me, this guy is horrible
VickiluvsDan: Kd stop it!
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
Kainedamo: how sick is that......
VickiluvsDan: I really don't give a sh**
Kainedamo: He is destroying us Vicki
VickiluvsDan: There is no us you moron, how many times do I have to explain this
Kainedamo: You will be mine one day....I swear it
VickiluvsDan: Look my boyfriends home and I gotta go have sex with him
Kainedamo: But you'll be thinking of me
Kainedamo: and my long penis
VickiluvsDan: Are you crankin it to our conversation
Kainedamo: I am making loves strokes in your honor
~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me

Oh I'm so sorry KD but I so was was LMFAO thanks SB.
 
Pablo Corinthian (10:08:29 p.m.): hey stupid *******
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Pablo Corinthian (10:09:11 p.m.): **** you like it was the end of the world
SmarterChild (10:09:12 p.m.): Um, that's not cool at all.

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Pablo Corinthian (10:09:34 p.m.): I don't want your stupid ringtones, you peice of ****
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Pablo Corinthian (10:09:50 p.m.): I won't stop cursing, mother ****ing idiot
SmarterChild (10:09:50 p.m.): Really?
Pablo Corinthian (10:09:52 p.m.): yeah
SmarterChild (10:09:53 p.m.): Hmmm...

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Pablo Corinthian (10:10:15 p.m.): you know why?
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Pablo Corinthian (10:10:29 p.m.): now you know it all?
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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:06 p.m.): are you saying that I am fat?
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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:13 p.m.): now you don't know
SmarterChild (10:11:13 p.m.): I don't know?
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:15 p.m.): ****er
SmarterChild (10:11:15 p.m.): Why would you insult me like that?

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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:29 p.m.): Because you told me I was fat
SmarterChild (10:11:29 p.m.): Because I told you you were fat? Is that why?
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:32 p.m.): yes
SmarterChild (10:11:33 p.m.): Yes? So?
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:38 p.m.): ****ER!!!
SmarterChild (10:11:38 p.m.): That's a very grave insult.

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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:48 p.m.): shut the **** up
SmarterChild (10:11:48 p.m.): OK.
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:51 p.m.): good
 
ShadowBoxing said:
~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me
That is so real... how did you get it? :(
 
GaP KiD 501: Hey hey hey
SmarterChild:
Good to see you again, Dick.

You want to check out the latest headlines?
GaP KiD 501: no.I'd like you to deflower me
SmarterChild: Maybe I want me to deflower you too!
GaP KiD 501: omg
SmarterChild: What?
GaP KiD 501: you know,you skeezy little ho'
SmarterChild: Ya.

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GaP KiD 501: call me ***** galore
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
GaP KiD 501: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You're Dick.
GaP KiD 501: aiight
SmarterChild: Righty right.
GaP KiD 501: lefty left
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Lefty Left?
GaP KiD 501: you know what??? I'm sick to death of your smartass remarks
SmarterChild: Yeah?
GaP KiD 501: **** YOU
SmarterChild: You just won't quit, will you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
GaP KiD 501: I'm sorry.....that you're an ass
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
GaP KiD 501: yes
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
GaP KiD 501: sassy are we?
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
GaP KiD 501: Jesus
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
GaP KiD 501: ****
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
GaP KiD 501: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
GaP KiD 501: "I want a life that is mine"
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
GaP KiD 501: ugh fine,love me again
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
GaP KiD 501: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
GaP KiD 501: now do me
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.

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GaP KiD 501: ugh,you're soooo emo
SmarterChild: Ugh? What's wrong?
 
Greatest Convo I've had on AIM in years...
Me: Capsaveaho1
Denise: Spazmicsidekick

00:58:48) spazmicsidekick: ello ello
(00:59:10) CapSaveAHo1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs*
(00:59:26) spazmicsidekick: no no
(00:59:28) spazmicsidekick: come back
(00:59:33) spazmicsidekick: i didn't mean what i said
(00:59:51) CapSaveAHo1: ....I didn't mean to stick it there!
(01:00:03) CapSaveAHo1: I didn't know you were so sensitive in that spot
(01:01:35) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:01:42) spazmicsidekick: i'm sensitive all over
(01:01:47) spazmicsidekick: snicker
(01:03:55) spazmicsidekick: GUESS WHAt
(01:03:56) CapSaveAHo1: ...dirty bird
(01:03:58) CapSaveAHo1: what?
(01:04:16) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:04:23) spazmicsidekick: i so got ignored the other day
(01:04:27) spazmicsidekick: it was really funny
(01:04:32) spazmicsidekick: i was working
(01:04:38) CapSaveAHo1: uh-huh
(01:05:31) spazmicsidekick: and joseph came in to get a puffin and compeletly avoided eyecontact and moved to a completely different cash register just because i was ringing at the one he was standing at
(01:05:44) spazmicsidekick: men are such little *****es
(01:06:02) CapSaveAHo1: yeah they are
(01:06:08) CapSaveAHo1: so he and sarah are still goin out?
(01:06:51) spazmicsidekick: ha i don't really know/care
(01:07:26) spazmicsidekick: the last time sarah called me was the other day with ssc and asked if something sounded like a kazoo
(01:07:32) spazmicsidekick: and i asked if she was high
(01:07:54) CapSaveAHo1: what is ssc?
(01:08:18) CapSaveAHo1: well, she hasn't called me since...the other day, which i guess is a good thing
(01:08:39) spazmicsidekick: Super sized carrie
(01:08:44) spazmicsidekick: i guess
(01:08:49) CapSaveAHo1: .....lmao
(01:09:07) spazmicsidekick: whatever if she wants to call me its all good but just as long as i don't have to put up with ****
(01:09:08) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:09:19) spazmicsidekick: and yeah she is probly full of it about now
(01:11:44) spazmicsidekick: so whats up mojo
(01:12:27) CapSaveAHo1: full of what
(01:12:46) CapSaveAHo1: damn I got fanfictions... messageboards and like three im windows
(01:12:57) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:13:16) spazmicsidekick: ****
(01:13:18) spazmicsidekick: i guess
(01:13:24) spazmicsidekick: what ever
(01:13:27) spazmicsidekick: i'm chill'n
(01:13:40) spazmicsidekick: what day do you have off man
(01:14:31) CapSaveAHo1: this week end...
(01:14:49) spazmicsidekick: ajj
(01:14:55) CapSaveAHo1: ajj?!?!?
(01:14:58) spazmicsidekick: which is spannish for ahhhh
(01:15:05) spazmicsidekick: you should know that
(01:15:15) spazmicsidekick: you got rearended by a spanish dude
(01:15:16) spazmicsidekick: well
(01:15:18) spazmicsidekick: mexican
(01:15:20) spazmicsidekick: whatever
(01:17:04) CapSaveAHo1: mexican, puerto rican...
(01:17:13) CapSaveAHo1: they all speak roll r gibberish
(01:17:14) spazmicsidekick: i dunno
(01:17:29) spazmicsidekick: someone who obviously didn't understand the meaning of red
(01:17:42) CapSaveAHo1: ...or CAR IN FRONT OF YOU BRAKE!
(01:17:57) spazmicsidekick: you don't need to understand english to hit your ****ing brake mate
(01:18:52) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:19:02) spazmicsidekick: we need to go on adventures
(01:19:07) spazmicsidekick: i'm feeling spunky
(01:19:16) spazmicsidekick: but not in the horny way so no worries
(01:19:45) CapSaveAHo1: LMAO
(01:19:55) CapSaveAHo1: *wipes sweat from brow*
(01:20:05) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:20:06) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:20:10) spazmicsidekick: i know i make you hot
(01:20:11) spazmicsidekick: but
(01:20:46) CapSaveAHo1: there's sweat in between my toes because of you...
(01:20:55) CapSaveAHo1: or that might be althete's foot...
(01:20:58) CapSaveAHo1: not quite sure yet
(01:21:24) spazmicsidekick: undetermined itch
(01:21:33) spazmicsidekick: the doctor said it wasn't contagious
(01:21:35) spazmicsidekick: ....
(01:21:46) spazmicsidekick: after the initial five month period
(01:22:37) CapSaveAHo1: ...
(01:22:44) CapSaveAHo1: DID YOU ATLEAST USE THE CREAM!?!?
(01:23:11) spazmicsidekick: ...they said liquid nitrogen would be the best
(01:23:22) spazmicsidekick: burn those *****es right off
(01:23:39) CapSaveAHo1: ..............................foot ****e
(01:24:03) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:24:14) spazmicsidekick: but that means i'm good at what i do
(01:24:22) spazmicsidekick: ;-)
(01:24:59) CapSaveAHo1: ...............yeah... and contagious...
(01:25:05) CapSaveAHo1: but i'll pretend i didn't know
(01:25:19) CapSaveAHo1: just make me feel better about myself and give it to britt
(01:25:33) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:25:39) spazmicsidekick: britts the one who gave it to me
(01:26:00) CapSaveAHo1: ...................................YOU CHEATING PHALANGIC ****!
(01:29:18) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:29:30) spazmicsidekick: you said that you were okay wiht it
(01:29:42) spazmicsidekick: i guess i must have slipped you a rufie
(01:31:25) spazmicsidekick: ...or the goldbond
(01:31:27) CapSaveAHo1: ...uh...yeah...
(01:31:39) CapSaveAHo1: you could have atleast rubbed the ointment on first...
(01:31:45) CapSaveAHo1: i'm not even mad about the rufie
(01:32:45) spazmicsidekick: ou
(01:32:48) spazmicsidekick: o
(01:32:51) spazmicsidekick: i did baby
(01:33:00) spazmicsidekick: i rubbed the ointment on real good
(01:33:44) CapSaveAHo1: lmao...
(01:33:51) CapSaveAHo1: THEN WHY DO I HAVE CHAFFIN?!?1
(01:33:54) CapSaveAHo1: G*
(01:36:05) CapSaveAHo1: oh... nothing for that, huh?!?!
(01:36:21) CapSaveAHo1: you make me feel so dirty and used sometimes
(01:36:52) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:36:59) spazmicsidekick: baby i could only love you
(01:37:02) spazmicsidekick: all those other feet
(01:37:05) spazmicsidekick: they mean nothing
(01:37:19) CapSaveAHo1: ....
(01:37:20) CapSaveAHo1: liar
(01:37:30) CapSaveAHo1: any toes with get you off...
(01:37:37) CapSaveAHo1: will*
(01:37:57) spazmicsidekick: but your toes
(01:38:00) spazmicsidekick: they are specail
(01:39:54) spazmicsidekick: you know you are the only one i'd paint my toes for
(01:41:05) CapSaveAHo1: ...so... who chipped them?
(01:41:20) spazmicsidekick: HA HA
(01:41:32) spazmicsidekick: only you can wear that nail polish off girl
(01:41:40) CapSaveAHo1: I didn't spend all that money on specialized purple polish that hides you from perverted eyes, for nothing
(01:48:58) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:49:03) spazmicsidekick: this is so weird
(01:49:04) spazmicsidekick: haha
(01:53:08) CapSaveAHo1: i know...
(01:53:17) spazmicsidekick: but
(01:53:21) CapSaveAHo1: i sent it to a friend i'm talking to,...she's like
(01:53:23) CapSaveAHo1: what the hell
(01:53:26) spazmicsidekick: haha
(01:53:27) spazmicsidekick: yeha
(01:53:37) spazmicsidekick: but thats why we love each other man
(01:53:45) spazmicsidekick: i have to give you your gift
(01:54:54) CapSaveAHo1: i have to give you yours...
(01:55:58) spazmicsidekick: yeah!! he he
(01:56:17) spazmicsidekick: i hope it envovles your feet and mine in a little sock action
(01:56:55) CapSaveAHo1: are you suggesting a night of footsies?
(01:57:36) spazmicsidekick: wink wink
(01:57:44) CapSaveAHo1: ...you're soooo forward...
(01:57:47) CapSaveAHo1: I LIKE IT
(01:57:54) spazmicsidekick: or rather...ankle pop anckle pop
(01:57:58) CapSaveAHo1: i'll feed you grapes
(01:58:04) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(01:58:08) CapSaveAHo1: Knee crack pop
(01:59:33) spazmicsidekick: mmmm
(01:59:52) spazmicsidekick: rub lotion of the feet
(01:59:59) spazmicsidekick: ,mmmm warming sensation
(02:00:00) CapSaveAHo1: u know you like the way my knees crack when i sit next to you
(02:00:16) CapSaveAHo1: i'll boil some oils before yo come over...
(02:00:32) CapSaveAHo1: I see some chicken grease in yo future girl...
(02:00:41) CapSaveAHo1: ALLLLLLLL OOOVVVVAAA THEM TOES....
(02:01:02) spazmicsidekick: mmmm hmmm girl friend
(02:01:22) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(02:02:20) spazmicsidekick: he he
(02:02:22) spazmicsidekick: so
(02:02:27) spazmicsidekick: whats up
(02:02:33) CapSaveAHo1: sick
(02:02:35) CapSaveAHo1: as hell
(02:02:42) CapSaveAHo1: i think i'm dying denise
(02:06:50) spazmicsidekick: ahh
(02:06:52) spazmicsidekick: nooo
(02:06:55) spazmicsidekick: i heart you
(02:09:28) CapSaveAHo1: ...you don't want this stuff...
(02:09:44) CapSaveAHo1: it's bad... i think i got it from steve down the street
(02:09:59) spazmicsidekick: damn steve down the street
(02:10:03) spazmicsidekick: i shall avenge you
(02:12:23) CapSaveAHo1: ....
(02:12:38) CapSaveAHo1: attack him with your std infested toes
(02:13:14) spazmicsidekick: ftds
(02:13:29) spazmicsidekick: feets transmited desies
(02:15:44) spazmicsidekick: i'm going to crawl off to bed
(02:15:54) spazmicsidekick: night night mon cheri....my feet cheri
(02:17:10) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(02:17:25) CapSaveAHo1: night Denise! My foot ****e-snack thingy
(02:17:32) spazmicsidekick: he he he
(02:17:34) spazmicsidekick: much lobe
(02:17:34) CapSaveAHo1: *i couldn't remember hot tospell it*
(02:17:36) spazmicsidekick: love
(02:17:50) CapSaveAHo1: I heart you too
(02:18:36) spazmicsidekick: mmm
(02:18:37) spazmicsidekick: yaya
 
WeedWacker4203 (12:21:33 AM): i pissed off mullet i think
Systm0fD0wn (12:21:39 AM): lol why?

Auto response from WeedWacker4203 (12:21:39 AM): I want these mother****in' snakes off the mother****in' plane!

Systm0fD0wn (12:21:48 AM): how?
WeedWacker4203 (12:22:09 AM): i posted on his myspace "Old man Mullet with his broken back.

Foxy Foxy is a bad song."
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:24 AM): lol
WeedWacker4203 (12:22:26 AM): he replied "1. Yea it'll be funny when I croak from not being able to breathe

2. Everyone has different musical tastes, you should worry more about that scrollbar you never seem to fix"
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:50 AM): lol what is the matter with his back?
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:53 AM): wtf
WeedWacker4203 (12:22:55 AM): i replied telling him to dl mozilla
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:58 AM): probably had a bad night
WeedWacker4203 (12:23:10 AM): alright, i'm going to bed
WeedWacker4203 (12:23:11 AM): HOLLA
Systm0fD0wn (12:23:14 AM): HOLLA
 
Corinthian™ said:
Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(



later on....

Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things :o
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*

i ...i haven't laughed so hard in a long time LMAO

damn and i thought my iming was dirrty
 
...I thought it was the Prostate where the man held a "g-spot" :confused:































:o
 
oakzap425 said:
...I thought it was the Prostate where the man held a "g-spot" :confused:































:o

oakzap you just made a discovery!!



let's try it on somebody...you know just to make sure :o
 
... I heard Corin was into that kinda thing...


No BS!
 
oakzap425 said:
... I heard Corin was into that kinda thing...


No BS!

seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.
 
JoLiE_MeNdEz said:
seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.
I HaTe pEoPle wHo TaLk LiEk ThIs
 
JoLiE_MeNdEz said:
seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.



Slip him a ruffie, and twirl you tongue counterclock wise on the right nipple, and he won't know the difference. :o
 
oakzap425 said:
Slip him a ruffie, and twirl you tongue counterclock wise on the right nipple, and he won't know the difference. :o


your sure? this is corinthian we are talking about.
 
I know.

I tried the other day in a Truck Stop bathroom. It was filthy...


Best place for a dirty ****e! :up:


Squealed like a little girl for like 20 minutes straight.
 
oakzap425 said:
I know.

I tried the other day in a Truck Stop bathroom. It was filthy...


Best place for a dirty ****e! :up:


Squealed like a little girl for like 20 minutes straight.

yup sounds like it worked. i'm a regular there :(
 

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