Calvin
Muchas smooches
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WEll, I'm staring to wish I weren't. But thanks.The Brian said:i like your avatar.
and you aren't drunk, huh?
WEll, I'm staring to wish I weren't. But thanks.The Brian said:i like your avatar.
and you aren't drunk, huh?
That made me laugh.ShadowBoxing said:Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
ShadowBoxing said:Kainedamo: Hey Vicki
VickiluvsDan: Hey kainedamo how's it going
Kainedamo: OMG I love, I just had to say it
VickiluvsDan: wait WTF
Kainedamo: I love you, your like a hurt fawn and I am the one who will heal you with my love. I cannot live without you. Every breath I take, every move you make I'll be there with you....oh Vicki say you love me too
VickiluvsDan: Look Kd, you're nice and all but lets just be friends
Kainedamo: lol
VickiluvsDan: whats so funny
Kainedamo: you love me
VickiluvsDan: No I don't I am dating Dan
Kainedamo: Marry me!
VickiluvsDan: What?!?
VickiluvsDan: NO!
Kainedamo: But my love for you cannot be denied Vicky, I MUST have you
VickiluvsDan: Okay kd you need to seriously chill
Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: what the f*** are you talking about
Kainedamo: He uses the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: so
Kainedamo: So he is infecting you with disease and pestilence
VickiluvsDan: hardly....
Kainedamo: You must believe me, this guy is horrible
VickiluvsDan: Kd stop it!
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
Kainedamo: how sick is that......
VickiluvsDan: I really don't give a sh**
Kainedamo: He is destroying us Vicki
VickiluvsDan: There is no us you moron, how many times do I have to explain this
Kainedamo: You will be mine one day....I swear it
VickiluvsDan: Look my boyfriends home and I gotta go have sex with him
Kainedamo: But you'll be thinking of me
Kainedamo: and my long penis
VickiluvsDan: Are you crankin it to our conversation
Kainedamo: I am making loves strokes in your honor
~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me
That is so real... how did you get it?ShadowBoxing said:~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me
little detective workDOG LIPS said:That is so real... how did you get it?
get on AIMoakzap425 said:Does it have to be with a person on the hype?
Corinthian said:Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go?
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(
later on....
Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*
oakzap425 said:...I thought it was the Prostate where the man held a "g-spot"
oakzap425 said:... I heard Corin was into that kinda thing...
No BS!
I HaTe pEoPle wHo TaLk LiEk ThIsJoLiE_MeNdEz said:seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.
Corinthian said:I HaTe pEoPle wHo TaLk LiEk ThIs
JoLiE_MeNdEz said:seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.
oakzap425 said:Slip him a ruffie, and twirl you tongue counterclock wise on the right nipple, and he won't know the difference.
oakzap425 said:I know.
I tried the other day in a Truck Stop bathroom. It was filthy...
Best place for a dirty ****e!
Squealed like a little girl for like 20 minutes straight.