Freakin' spiders in my house. What the hell do I do?

[Lantern Venom]

Seriously though I love that inherent human trait that pushes us to want to kill the things we hate and fear.
Such a weak, silly species.

Any kind of animal that can do damage to me in any way better steer clear. I won't take the chance of a spider laying eggs in my house. If I see one in/close to my home, it dies instantly.

 

[Bubonic]

Most spiders aren't a danger though.
Of course if you are dealing with the more dangerous kinds then I see why you'd want them eradicated.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

The one thing is those spider bites resulted in necrosis which is quite rare. It is not systematic.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Seriously though I love that inherent human trait that pushes us to want to kill the things we hate and fear.
Such a weak, silly species.

When it crawls on your face, then we'll see what your first reaction is.

 

[Bubonic]

I've had spiders in my face, when it happens unexpectedly I get creeped out, yes.

But since I live in a place where there are no spiders worth getting scared about I don't have a panic attack because I'm do not suffer from arachnophobia.

I've had my pet tarantula crawl over my face, and even though that is a docile species it still had half inch long fangs.

That being said I stand by my comment, I find it wholly unnecessary to have to kill the little guys and figure having them around is getting rid of bugs I really hate and wish they all died like ****ing mosquitoes!

 

[Galactus123]

 

[Drizzle]

**** this thread.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

This has been going on since last year, and it's getting worse.
And I'm not talking about, "Aww, look how cute that little guy is!" -
I'm talking about threatening-looking M-F'ers. They just look unpleasant and mean. They look like their sole purpose is to give me sleepless nights.

They're about this size:

... which, I know, it's not that intimidating, but these ****ers are crawling on my walls, on the floor, on the ceiling, and I even found several on the bed. I'm getting the growing suspicion that these bastards crawl on me while I'm sleeping, and the paranoia haunts my waking thoughts and dreams.

I don't care if they're God's creatures.
I don't believe in God.
I want these bastards dead in the most horrible way possible.
I want them screaming, crying, and obliterated.
I want them gone for GOOD.

Any cheap, non-expensive ideas?

I seriously can't take it.

What's worse is they're probably crawling in and out of your mouth while you're sleeping. Do you have any idea how many you may have already swallowed?

Seriously though, dose them with radiation and get spider-man powers.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Freakin' thread about Spiders in Rocktman's home, what do I do to get it locked?!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This thread is going bad in a horrible way.

 

[CelticPredator]

 

[Troy_Parker]

LMFAO^

And **** this thread, I'm not going to sleep tonight.

 

[Bubonic]

 

[Gotham Knight]

I CAN HELP! FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, EXACTLY AS I SAY:

1. Go to store.








2. Buy a clock.








3. Hang up clock.







4. Wait.








5. Do the next step.





6.

 

[Victarion]

Buy a snake and give it free roam of your house for a few days.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Buy a snake and give it free roam of your house for a few days.

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode:

LISA: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

SKINNER: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

LISA: But aren't the snakes even worse?

SKINNER: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

LISA: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

SKINNER: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

I CAN HELP! FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, EXACTLY AS I SAY:

1. Go to store.








2. Buy a clock.








3. Hang up clock.







4. Wait.








5. Do the next step.





6.

OMG!! I remember that picture in my dream when I was only kid!!

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Seriously...no kidding.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I find them kinda interesting.

Spoiler

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Is that your pet??

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

yeah...

Spoiler

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

This has been going on since last year, and it's getting worse.
And I'm not talking about, "Aww, look how cute that little guy is!" -
I'm talking about threatening-looking M-F'ers. They just look unpleasant and mean. They look like their sole purpose is to give me sleepless nights.

They're about this size:

... which, I know, it's not that intimidating, but these ****ers are crawling on my walls, on the floor, on the ceiling, and I even found several on the bed. I'm getting the growing suspicion that these bastards crawl on me while I'm sleeping, and the paranoia haunts my waking thoughts and dreams.

I don't care if they're God's creatures.
I don't believe in God.
I want these bastards dead in the most horrible way possible.
I want them screaming, crying, and obliterated.
I want them gone for GOOD.

Any cheap, non-expensive ideas?

I seriously can't take it.

Relax. I'm SURE one of them won't crawl into your ear and/or nose while you're sleeping and lay a thousand eggs.

 

[Lord]

This thread is going so far that Rocketman didn't say anything else

 

[Bubonic]

You can pet them, very gently, and not against the grain since they've got those utricating hairs.

Yah Rocketman is probably busy, he does this, starts a thread about a problem he is having and doesn't show up till days after. Like when we thought his girlfriend had murdered him due to his bluntness about certain things.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This thread is going so far that Rocketman didn't say anything else

This thread took another direction.