Funny Question about Aquaman

[Aristotle]

and this is why aquaman is a loser.

Because he swims fast?

Equally "funny" questions can be contrived about any superhero ever. Like...who the hell would be scared of The Phantom? The dude dresses in purple spandex.

 

[Astrø]

Lol, who would be scared of a 13 ft. green guy that could snap you in to like a twig named Hulk! (Oh wait that is scary...)

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The concept of a giant, strong anything is scary. The concept of a giant, strong green guy in purple pants that conveniently rip everywhere but over his crotch? A little less scary.

Also, by that same token, a guy whose muscles are used to moving him around at super-speed under the crushing pressure of the bottom of the ocean could also snap you like a twig.

 

[Aristotle]

Nice sig, Corp. That show ****in rocks.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It does.

 

[Kitsune]

He has a cod peace made with real cod

 

[Mogwai]

^^awesome

 

[Aristotle]

It does.

I thought it was "you're so beautiful like a...tree." Is it dream?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't know, I've seen it listed as "tree" on lyric sites. "Dream" makes more sense to me, and it still sounds more like "dream" than "tree" when I watch the episode, so I'm sticking with "dream."

 

[Aristotle]

I don't know, I've seen it listed as "tree" on lyric sites. "Dream" makes more sense to me, and it still sounds more like "dream" than "tree" when I watch the episode, so I'm sticking with "dream."

I tend to think it's tree precisely BECAUSE it makes so much less sense. Remember what show we're talking about. This is a show that segued effortlessly from what girls are attracted to, to "try the globjommins."