G3: Pride Trilogy

[Marx]

Oh, in completely unrelated news...

I came out to another friend today! He didn't call me a *** and was very accepting...so I think it went well.

 

[JP]

Must be a great friend.

 

[Marx]

Must be a great friend.

It definitely went better than my last coming out...that's for sure. He actually hugged me and said 'it doesn't change anything'. I could've cried.

 

[Schlosser85]

It definitely went better than my last coming out...that's for sure. He actually hugged me and said 'it doesn't change anything'. I could've cried.

Good news, man

 

[Schlosser85]

So more of my night of drunken debauchery has come back to me...and I'm slightly embarrassed, because apparently I declared to everyone in our group that I had intended to try to get a Round 2 with Robbie (totally sex-on-legs member of our group whom I had sex with once last year and have lusted after before and since), but it didn't work out. And this includes Robbie himself.

Robbie, being the "responsible one" (and the least drunk) basically tucked Mark and I into bed at the end of the night of drunken revelry, as we were basically the most completely s***-faced and really just needed to go to sleep. Keep in mind the following conversation is as Mark and I are complete babbling drunken idiots with zero brain-mouth filter at this point:

(Robbie enters)
Me: Oh, it's Robbie! Robbie's hot.
Mark: Robbie is hot...but I could never **** Robbie, because I think of him as my brother and it'd be weird.
Me (grabbing Robbie's shirt and pulling him down closer as he leans over me) It wouldn't be weird for me....just sayin'.
Robbie: Ooookkaayyyy! Good night!

 

[Marx]

Oh my...

 

[Schlosser85]

Seriously though....Robbie is just...damn.

 

[Marx]

Yes, yes I know man.

I am having a VERY HARD time seeing you completely trashed.

 

[Schlosser85]

I was actually pissed that no one recorded us.

Their apartment has a framed map of Middle Earth that Robbie brought with him, and at one point during the night I was crawling up the stairs on my hands and knees yelling "hey! You've got Middle Earth in your hallway!"

I also remember when we were still at the club, I told Robbie he was hotter than any of the strippers, even with all of his clothes on.

 

[Marx]

I was actually pissed that no one recorded us.

Their apartment has a framed map of Middle Earth that Robbie brought with him, and at one point during the night I was crawling up the stairs on my hands and knees yelling "hey! You've got Middle Earth in your hallway!"

I also remember when we were still at the club, I told Robbie he was hotter than any of the strippers, even with all of his clothes on.

...so your filter was effectively non-existent then?

 

[Schlosser85]

My filter has been thin lately anyway, and yes it was completely nonexistent. But Mark kept saying the bedroom was spinning, and he had a headache in the morning, neither of which happened to me, so I guess I wasn't quite as drunk as he was.

 

[Marx]

It's definitely a shame there isn't video evidence of this event.

 

[Schlosser85]

There is video evidence of Dustin giving the Pink-lookalike drag queen a back massage, however.

 

[Marx]

 

[Schlosser85]

That one was actually very good, he did a total flip in high heels, and he was a taller guy...that can't be easy.

 

[Marx]

Drag queens have a tendency to intimidate me...

 

[Schlosser85]

There was one who looked like some alien queen from a really bad sc-fi movie. He was kind of terrifying.

 

[Marx]

I spent my Valentine's Day night watching 'The Proposal' while eating cherry cheesecake. I think I get my gay card back!

 

[JP]

Tonight.

What a disaster. I don't even know.

 

[Marx]

Tonight.

What a disaster. I don't even know.

Oh no...

 

[JP]

Yeah. I don't even have words. It was like suddenly there was no spark between us at all. I was bored out of my mind. I haven't eve signed in to AIM or skype cause I'm afraid to talk to him!

 

[Marx]

Yeah. I don't even have words. It was like suddenly there was no spark between us at all. I was bored out of my mind. I haven't eve signed in to AIM or skype cause I'm afraid to talk to him!

I'm so sorry man.

Maybe there was too much pressure to make it a great night?

 

[JP]

Perhaps. We had fun Saturday at my place.

 

[Speedball]

Drag queens have a tendency to intimidate me...

Same here. I'm a big guy, but for some reason I'm easily intimidated. I think it's a personality flaw driven from when I was short, fat loser in high school. and when ladies intimidate me, it drives me insane to the point where I don't want to be around them at all, which I guess is what happens with Drag Queens.
I had this geography professor that is a very tall intimidating greek woman, and when she would ask me question I would turn into my 15 year old self.

 

[Widowmaker]

I spent my Valentine's Day night watching 'The Proposal' while eating cherry cheesecake. I think I get my gay card back!

I hope you enjoyed your cheesecake as much as I did.

Yeah. I don't even have words. It was like suddenly there was no spark between us at all. I was bored out of my mind. I haven't eve signed in to AIM or skype cause I'm afraid to talk to him!

Im so sorry JP, I knew you were looking forward to tonight, sorry it didnt turn out that good.