I wish I could find the rest of it. It's funny. Lorna has a particularly interesting idea, "And if Rogue had any sense, she'd take two aspirin, put on a power inhibitor and go right to bed--" and Jean-Paul refers to him as "A spicy Cajun dish with some seriously hot buns."
Uncanny X-Men #425 is the issue. And now I feel like actually buying it, just to giggle like a schoolgirl.