Hearts roasting on an open fire
Kali Ma nipping at your toes
Eldritch carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like demons
Everybody knows a sacrifice and some
Fire help to make the season bright
Tiny acolytes with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Kali Ma is on his way
He's loaded lots of pain and suffering
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna die to see if
Kali Ma really knows how to fly
And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
Kali Ma wants you