Getting Revenge On Lousy Neighbors

[Neto Magnus]

I can't take it anymore!

I live and pay rent on the 1st floor of a two family house. Back in January this white family, a ex-hippy mom, her Mexican boyfriend, her 18yr old goth/punk son , her 10 yr old daughter and an annoying cat moved upstairs. They were nice upon first meeting but for the past 8 months now, they have pushed me to the limits.

The son was the first problem. He used to blast his music at all hours of the night. I like punk rock but not at 2 in the morning. So then I blasted my hip hop in the day, knowing he was asleep. We almost had an arguement but eventually settled and now we sorta get along. He hardly ever plays music now.

Then it was the daughter. She's always stomping, running, skipping, jumping and what i can only describe as galloping around the house. She also screams very loud whenever she's crying. And she's always in the backyard throwing **** around. Now I understand she's just a kid but jesus, she sounds like King Kong up there.

And of course there's the head honcho, the lady. Almost every weekend she throws these dinner parties. They play loud hippy music and get drunk and roudy. She also likes to garden in the backyard and some how she even does that loud. She has a godamn leaf blower too! Use a broom *****! They do alot of other annoying things too but I don't have all night to write about them.

I have complained to the landlord many times. He talked to the neighbors but proved to be ineffective. So I had to take matters into my own hands...

When they play music, I just went to the basement and cut off their power for about 6 hours. I've only done it twice and if I do it again they might get suspicous.

I laced her garden with rock salt and destroyed her garden. But she then just resoiled and did everything over again.

I've done some other things as well but I can't mention them here.

Now, I find myself banging on the ceiling with a broom like an old ****ing man.
I have run out of options. I do plan on breaking in to their home and making it look like a robbery so they might get scarred and move, but the lady works at home and is there ALL the time. I don't want to take legal actions or call the cops. Cuz honestly, cops don't do ****.

Can anyone please tell me what I should do? Or just give me some tips on getting back at them? I'm sure I'm not the only one with neighbors from hell.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

oh i can hear what your coming from man. i have the same problem almost.

 

[Neto Magnus]

I don't want sympathy I want revenge!!

lol. no, but what have you done to solve the problem?

 

[RogueLDN]

You have become Mr Heckles

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't want sympathy I want revenge!!

lol. no, but what have you done to solve the problem?

well today the guy next store called me looking for his dad cause he was off somewhere on a job and the guy next store is locksmith. and he had a flat tire. and asked where my dad was. i said i didn't know and hung up but i knew where he was. then my dad asked who called i went wrong number.

so i don't thin kthat will do anything but fuel the incident.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

And of course there's the head honcho, the lady. Almost every weekend she throws these dinner parties. They play loud hippy music and get drunk and rowdy. She also likes to garden in the backyard and some how she even does that loud. She has a godamn leaf blower too! Use a broom *****! They do alot of other annoying things too but I don't have all night to write about them.

you,
you's,
or you

Give em hell by playing anything from a hip-hop artist w/ " lil' " or " young " in their artist title.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

you,
you's,
or you

Give em hell by playing anything from a hip-hop artist w/ " lil' " or " young " in the title.

or if they have both lil and young.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Give em hell by playing anything from a hip-hop artist w/ " lil' " or " young " in their artist title.

but that would annoy me more.

 

[Neto Magnus]

well today the guy next store called me looking for his dad cause he was off somewhere on a job and the guy next store is locksmith. and he had a flat tire. and asked where my dad was. i said i didn't know and hung up but i knew where he was. then my dad asked who called i went wrong number.

so i don't thin kthat will do anything but fuel the incident.

lol, nice

 

[The Apatow Crew]

lol, nice

yeah and i meant he was looking for my dad. cause he always bugs him.

 

[kainedamo]

I can't take it anymore!

I live and pay rent on the 1st floor of a two family house. Back in January this white family, a ex-hippy mom, her Mexican boyfriend, her 18yr old goth/punk son , her 10 yr old daughter and an annoying cat moved upstairs. They were nice upon first meeting but for the past 8 months now, they have pushed me to the limits.

The son was the first problem. He used to blast his music at all hours of the night. I like punk rock but not at 2 in the morning. So then I blasted my hip hop in the day, knowing he was asleep. We almost had an arguement but eventually settled and now we sorta get along. He hardly ever plays music now.

Then it was the daughter. She's always stomping, running, skipping, jumping and what i can only describe as galloping around the house. She also screams very loud whenever she's crying. And she's always in the backyard throwing **** around. Now I understand she's just a kid but jesus, she sounds like King Kong up there.

And of course there's the head honcho, the lady. Almost every weekend she throws these dinner parties. They play loud hippy music and get drunk and roudy. She also likes to garden in the backyard and some how she even does that loud. She has a godamn leaf blower too! Use a broom *****! They do alot of other annoying things too but I don't have all night to write about them.

I have complained to the landlord many times. He talked to the neighbors but proved to be ineffective. So I had to take matters into my own hands...

When they play music, I just went to the basement and cut off their power for about 6 hours. I've only done it twice and if I do it again they might get suspicous.

I laced her garden with rock salt and destroyed her garden. But she then just resoiled and did everything over again.

I've done some other things as well but I can't mention them here.

Now, I find myself banging on the ceiling with a broom like an old ****ing man.
I have run out of options. I do plan on breaking in to their home and making it look like a robbery so they might get scarred and move, but the lady works at home and is there ALL the time. I don't want to take legal actions or call the cops. Cuz honestly, cops don't do ****.

Can anyone please tell me what I should do? Or just give me some tips on getting back at them? I'm sure I'm not the only one with neighbors from hell.

It really doesn't sound that bad, and you're actions are out of order.

You really have no idea how bad neighbours can be. And this is the price you pay when you get the bottom floor of a two floor house.

I know this guy called Eugene who lived on the bottom floor of a two floor house. These guys moved in upstairs. They were German... or something. They played music at ALL hours. And I mean ALL hours. These guys were party animals! I know this from Eugene complaining to me, and from staying over at his. You'd have about an hour of silence, two hours if you're lucky, and they'd play their rave music loud enough for you to hear the lyrics. AT ALL HOURS!! They were drug dealers. Unsavoury characters were constantly coming and going. They were constantly off their face. I know this, because they were grown men, and you could hear constant clowning around and running about, and this weird bizarre loud laughter from one of them. One of them was a girl, you could hear one of them ****ing her every now and then. I was there once for those unfortunate noises.

They leave the front door open.

They broke the fire alarm so the fire alarm wouldn't shut up.

They locked themselves out on more than one occasion of their own flat, so they had to come through Eugene's place to try to climb in through their back window.

It goes on and on and on.

You're very lucky. Your neighbours really, REALLY don't sound too bad. And the things you're doing, they are out of order. You're creating unnecassery tension. My advicce to you - grow up.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

but that would annoy me more.

The best thing is to probably look for another place if that's possible; I doubt either you or your neighbors are going to change to an agreeable standard.

O-u-T o-f C-o-n-T-r-o-L.

A&O: What about escalation?
NM: Escalation?
A&O: You carry semis, they buy automatics. You wear bullet-proof vests and they buy armor piercing rounds.
NM: Yeah, and. . . .
A&O: AND YOU'RE PRANCING AROUND GARDENS LACING INNOCENT HOMES W/ ROCK SALT!!!
NM: I've done some other things as well but I can't mention them here.
A&O: Dude, don't be ashamed because their son clowned you for listening to lil' Bow Wow. He's grown. Seriously. It's BOW WOW now. Not my cup of tea, but I hear that it's accepted.
NM: Arrgh, can anyone(you specifically) please tell me what I should do?
A&O: Only Gladys Knight can. Only she, and she alone.

 

[Hades]

It really doesn't sound that bad, and you're actions are out of order.

You really have no idea how bad neighbours can be. And this is the price you pay when you get the bottom floor of a two floor house.

I know this guy called Eugene who lived on the bottom floor of a two floor house. These guys moved in upstairs. They were German... or something. They played music at ALL hours. And I mean ALL hours. These guys were party animals! I know this from Eugene complaining to me, and from staying over at his. You'd have about an hour of silence, two hours if you're lucky, and they'd play their rave music loud enough for you to hear the lyrics. AT ALL HOURS!! They were drug dealers. Unsavoury characters were constantly coming and going. They were constantly off their face. I know this, because they were grown men, and you could hear constant clowning around and running about, and this weird bizarre loud laughter from one of them. One of them was a girl, you could hear one of them ****ing her every now and then. I was there once for those unfortunate noises.

They leave the front door open.

They broke the fire alarm so the fire alarm wouldn't shut up.

They locked themselves out on more than one occasion of their own flat, so they had to come through Eugene's place to try to climb in through their back window.

It goes on and on and on.

You're very lucky. Your neighbours really, REALLY don't sound too bad. And the things you're doing, they are out of order. You're creating unnecassery tension. My advicce to you - grow up.

That's awesome. I'd go down there and party with them all the time.

 

[Neto Magnus]

It really doesn't sound that bad, and you're actions are out of order.

You really have no idea how bad neighbours can be. And this is the price you pay when you get the bottom floor of a two floor house.

I know this guy called Eugene who lived on the bottom floor of a two floor house. These guys moved in upstairs. They were German... or something. They played music at ALL hours. And I mean ALL hours. These guys were party animals! I know this from Eugene complaining to me, and from staying over at his. You'd have about an hour of silence, two hours if you're lucky, and they'd play their rave music loud enough for you to hear the lyrics. AT ALL HOURS!! They were drug dealers. Unsavoury characters were constantly coming and going. They were constantly off their face. I know this, because they were grown men, and you could hear constant clowning around and running about, and this weird bizarre loud laughter from one of them. One of them was a girl, you could hear one of them ****ing her every now and then. I was there once for those unfortunate noises.

They leave the front door open.

They broke the fire alarm so the fire alarm wouldn't shut up.

They locked themselves out on more than one occasion of their own flat, so they had to come through Eugene's place to try to climb in through their back window.

It goes on and on and on.

You're very lucky. Your neighbours really, REALLY don't sound too bad. And the things you're doing, they are out of order. You're creating unnecassery tension. My advicce to you - grow up.

you want more?

they broke the lock on the gate so they don't have to lock it. and they leave it open all the time.

the punk kid and his friends piss in the backyard

they leave beer cans outside

the cat vomits and ****s in the hallway and don't clean it well.

they throw away their stuff in my garbage cans. and then I have to take it out to the curb.

they steal my paper from time to time.

and so on. Like I said I don't have time to mention ALL of it.

 

[Hades]

you want more?

they broke the lock on the gate so they don't have to lock it. and they leave it open all the time.

the punk kid and his friends piss in the backyard

they leave beer cans outside

the cat vomits and ****s in the hallway and don't clean it well.

they throw away their stuff in my garbage cans. and then I have to take it out to the curb.

they steal my paper from time to time.

and so on. Like I said I don't have time to mention ALL of it.

I think you should chase them around the house naked with a chainsaw. That should give them the hint. It's worked for me.

 

[Man-Thing]

buy a house. You're throwing money away when you pay rent.

 

[kainedamo]

See, that's more like it. I just thought you were being a whiney girl because the woman had parties from time to time, and gardening too loudly for you.

Still, no justification for your actions. Yeah, when they break the lock on the gate and piss in your backyard and steal your paper and put their rubbish in your bin, then yeah you have something to complain about.

I'll tell you what to do. Stop your revenge tactics immediately. Try to talk to them about the more unreasonable behaviour that's intrusive on how you live. If that doesn't work, make a record of their acts.

Take photos. Make a diary. If you have a camcorder or know someone with one, use that aswell. So between the photos of the cat vomit, beer cans, etc, and camcorder footage of them leaving their rubbish in your bins, etc, you have something to work with.

There is a number for the police that specifically deals with bad neighbours I think. I'm not sure what this number is really. But you can contact your landlord and your council, and the police, and show them the records of their bad behaviour you have collected. There is also someone that you can call out to have a listen to their noise.

If you're not willing to do any of this, then stop complaining or move out.

 

[Neto Magnus]

I think you should chase them around the house naked with a chainsaw. That should give them the hint. It's worked for me.

yea but I don't have a chainsaw.

buy a house. You're throwing money away when you pay rent.

Like I can afford that. I pay $850 a month for a 3 bedroom. You can see why I don't want to move.

 

[Man-Thing]

Like I can afford that. I pay $850 a month for a 3 bedroom. You can see why I don't want to move.

Is that supposed to be cheap???

Move somewhere where you can afford to by a home.

 

[Neto Magnus]

See, that's more like it. I just thought you were being a whiney girl because the woman had parties from time to time, and gardening too loudly for you.

Still, no justification for your actions. Yeah, when they break the lock on the gate and piss in your backyard and steal your paper and put their rubbish in your bin, then yeah you have something to complain about.

I'll tell you what to do. Stop your revenge tactics immediately. Try to talk to them about the more unreasonable behaviour that's intrusive on how you live. If that doesn't work, make a record of their acts.

Take photos. Make a diary. If you have a camcorder or know someone with one, use that aswell. So between the photos of the cat vomit, beer cans, etc, and camcorder footage of them leaving their rubbish in your bins, etc, you have something to work with.

There is a number for the police that specifically deals with bad neighbours I think. I'm not sure what this number is really. But you can contact your landlord and your council, and the police, and show them the records of their bad behaviour you have collected. There is also someone that you can call out to have a listen to their noise.

If you're not willing to do any of this, then stop complaining or move out.

I work 2 jobs I don't have time to do all that ****. I have talked to them nicley but then they just do it again a week later.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Is that supposed to be cheap???

Move somewhere where you can afford to by a home.

hell yea! apartments go for $1500 a month where i live.

and why should I move? they are the ones that should.

 

[kainedamo]

I work 2 jobs I don't have time to do all that ****. I have talked to them nicley but then they just do it again a week later.

Then stop your ****ing yapping!!

Seriously, I have no sympathy for you. You're creating confrontations by pouring rock salt in that woman's garden, and the things that you won't mention.

If you have the time to do that crap, you have the time to take a few photos and take a few notes.

Either do what I said, or stop complaining all together. You're willing to make things worse with stupid revenge pranks, but you can't take a few pics and take some notes???

GROW UP!

 

[Man-Thing]

Where do you live?

 

[The Evolutionist]

Neto, it sounds like they started it, but you're taking it to a level it doesn't need to go.

Back when I was younger my parents and I lived in an apartment, and we had ******* neighbors upstairs, but the only time we made any sort of retaliation was when they got drunk and started lighting fires.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Then stop your ****ing yapping!!

Seriously, I have no sympathy for you. You're creating confrontations by pouring rock salt in that woman's garden, and the things that you won't mention.

If you have the time to do that crap, you have the time to take a few photos and take a few notes.

Either do what I said, or stop complaining all together. You're willing to make things worse with stupid revenge pranks, but you can't take a few pics and take some notes???

GROW UP!

see now, you can't relate cuz you're from England. You people just take it up the bum when confronted.