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  1. Metamorpho1977

    Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    No they're not bringing back the series, even better, I wasn't sure where to post this, so here it is...

    Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants To Be Naked...

    Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to strip for her next film role. She
    admits she is desperate to bare all on the big screen before she
    hits 30 so her fans can see her in her prime.

    Gellar, who shot to fame in the hit US TV series 'Buffy The Vampire
    Slayer, hopes her naked ambition will convince directors to cast
    her in more racy roles so she can shake off her teen star image.

    She said: "I am approaching 30 and I need a change. The sort of
    roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just
    shock people into choosing me."

    Rumor around town are she is being lined up to play a porn star
    in new movie 'Southland Tales'.
     
    #1 Metamorpho1977, Jul 20, 2005
  2. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    I like porn as much as the next guy, but that still got my hopes up for more Buffy. Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!
     
    #2 The Question, Jul 20, 2005
  3. Pink Ranger

    Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    I've seen the last few magazine covers she's done. Not that I care, but she looks like some sort of strung-out junkie, and that's WITH airbrushing. The bloom fell off that rose years ago, fellas.
     
    #3 Pink Ranger, Jul 20, 2005
  4. JLBats

    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    You're mean! I'll watch it.
     
    #4 JLBats, Jul 20, 2005
  5. Superfreak

    Superfreak Gramaton Cleric

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    she should just release a home cam of her getting pounded by freddie... dirt cheap to make, huge exposure, and if handled correctly, will make more money than a fully fledged movie
     
    #5 Superfreak, Jul 20, 2005
  6. Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko Forgotten Pre-New 52 Hero

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    yeah, but it would make me cry because I love her and hate him
     
    #6 Donnie Darko, Jul 20, 2005
  7. Mike

    Mike Sidekick

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    Maybe if it was season 1 Buffy but now she's kind of skinny. But damn man, I thought this thread was about another show being made. Phuck Beans.
     
    #7 Mike, Jul 21, 2005
  8. Kingfish

    Kingfish Sick Boy

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    if its true, awesome.
     
    #8 Kingfish, Jul 21, 2005
  9. Harlekin

    Harlekin Business

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    Exactomundo. I wouldn't pay to see her naked these days. If it were Season 1 SMG though...
     
    #9 Harlekin, Jul 21, 2005
  10. mongo44

    mongo44 Guest

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    :hyper: Can't wait for this film...


    ...but I'm ticked about the Buffy tease...:thing:
     
    #10 mongo44, Jul 21, 2005
  11. Roughneck

    Roughneck Avenger

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    I've always had a feeling that she has wierd nipples.
     
    #11 Roughneck, Jul 21, 2005
  12. Superfreak

    Superfreak Gramaton Cleric

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    long and pointy?
     
    #12 Superfreak, Jul 21, 2005
  13. Metamorpho1977

    Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    sorry about the ruse guys, but I couldn't think of a better title for the thread.
     
    #13 Metamorpho1977, Jul 21, 2005
  14. Bishop2

    Bishop2 Sidekick

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    Remember when SMG used to have a full body and look really pretty? You know, back around seasons one and two?

    [​IMG]

    And then she became so skinny that, at this point, I really can't claim to be terribly interested.

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    #14 Bishop2, Jul 21, 2005
  15. Luthor Kain

    Luthor Kain Civilian

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    If Sarah desperately wants her fans to see her naked before she hits 30, why not pose for Playboy instead of baring it all on the big screen :confused:
    This will certainly generate more attention than appearing in a movie naked.
     
    #15 Luthor Kain, Jul 21, 2005
  16. Lobo

    Lobo Liz is Life

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    About time Sara :D
     
    #16 Lobo, Jul 21, 2005
  17. Bishop2

    Bishop2 Sidekick

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    But she wants it to be in the interest of serving a story, like when Katie Holmes went topless for 'The Gift.' Playboy is the last bastion of has-been actresses who desperately need a tiny career boost.
     
    #17 Bishop2, Jul 21, 2005
  18. KenK

    KenK Avenger

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    Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!

    Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

    But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!
     
    #18 KenK, Jul 21, 2005
  19. Dorian Gray

    Dorian Gray Avenger

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    I thought I hated her before....but now I'm disgusted with her.
     
    #19 Dorian Gray, Jul 21, 2005
  20. The Batman

    The Batman The Dark Knight

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    Maybe when she was in her hot period, which was from 1996-2000 or so, but now?
     
    #20 The Batman, Jul 21, 2005
  21. Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko Forgotten Pre-New 52 Hero

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    I think this is the greatest post of all time. Like, the whole thing... good calls, indeed.
     
    #21 Donnie Darko, Jul 21, 2005
  22. Harlekin

    Harlekin Business

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    Which, truth be told, she was. Dayumn, she's got charisma...
     
    #22 Harlekin, Jul 22, 2005
  23. OobeDoobBenubi

    OobeDoobBenubi Sidekick

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    I HIGHLY doubt she wants to get naked for her millions / thousands of fans. There are OTHER ways to do it very easily then just in a movie. She could oh I dont know start a web site, take pictures professionally of her in the buff & post them there. I think the part where she WANTS her fans to see her in the buff is total BS when there are sooooooooo many OTHER ways to do it not just being in a movie. She is only getting naked in movies just to get more roles now that Buffy has been dead. For the fans my a$$.
     
    #23 OobeDoobBenubi, Jul 22, 2005
  24. mongo44

    mongo44 Guest

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    Well, this is one fan who is saying, “thank you”...


    (talking into tape recorder) Note to self...I need to find that Carpenter playboy...
     
    #24 mongo44, Jul 22, 2005
  25. KenK

    KenK Avenger

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    www.buffy-in-the-buff.com!(NOT a real website, so don't click it!)
     
    #25 KenK, Jul 22, 2005
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