what about the gay agenda?
...copied from a site:
Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit children into our amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.
Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.
...we aren't a threat anymore? =(