Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread! - Part 1

[Mandon Knight]

That can't be real, surely....

 

[Finarfiniel]

Oh, Legolas. Really?

 

[StarLord]

Saw this on James Gunn's Twitter. He said "Nice font".

 

[Kane52630]

That title and cast is like a Mad Libs game...

 

[Spider-Fan]

Kelsay Grammer, what have you become!

 

[StarLord]

 

[Guts]

Seagal kicking that guy in the nuts really sells that poster.

 

[jmc]

I see they've finally given up in photoshopping his head onto other people's bodies.

 

[Deck Rickard]

It’s not every day that you see a movie featuring TWO sexual predators on the poster...

 

[the last son]

Great thread. Lol

 

[nite-owl]

 

[StarLord]

 

[Kane52630]

Why does he look like Eric Forman?

 

[Kevin Roegele]

What in the world is up with this movie? It's blatantly alluding to It's A Wonderful Life despite apparently having absolutely nothing to do with it while assembling an extremely talented cast to star in what seems like it should be one of those "thrown together in a week" Hallmark movies they make so they can fill "25 Days of Christmas"

Not forgetting the Harry Potter vibe they're going for. 'It's a magical life.'

 

[Kevin Roegele]

I gave up trying to count all the phallic imagery on that cover...

 

[nite-owl]

 

[StarLord]

 

[samsnee]

The former next big stars of yester-year

 

[nite-owl]

 

[Mandon Knight]

I love how about 60-70% of these have Steven Segal.

 

[Deck Rickard]

WTF is this? Big Friends? And is that Travolta?

 

[Guts]

WTF is this? Big Friends? And is that Travolta?

It's a reference to a Christopher Nolan movie.

 

[StarLord]

It's a reference to a Christopher Nolan movie.

''Tell me about Travolta. Why does he wear a wig?''

 

[Mandon Knight]

I love how about 60-70% of these have Steven Segal.

Looks at full thread title - oh right

 

[Deck Rickard]

It's a reference to a Christopher Nolan movie.

How is that a reference to Nolan?