How do you kill a human-faced Satan cat?

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  • SILVER BULLET

  • STAKE THROUGH THE HEART

  • HOLY WATER

  • SEX


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Calvin said:
Hey, you know who else had a ***** name? Jesus. There's not shame in Nirvana.
That's actually a very odd name, most cats on that site have dumbass cat names. Satan Cat is named after a suicide-killed band or complete bliss. :confused:
 
If you mix up the letters, it's Van Rain. My name and... um, rain. Coincidence? Absolutely maybe.
 
There is only one way to stop him DOG LIPS you must challenge him to Mortal Kombat
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and defeat him in the tournament.
 
Everyone spread the word around the internet of human face satan cat.
 
Masterful book choice there, Stewie :up:
 
I have done some research.Human-Faced Satn cat does have a flaw. Look at his cheeks. They are larger than your average cat. These cheeks contain its evil energy source, called Kamratanine. When you puncture the cheeks using the sword of Hemfordale, they will seep into the ground back to hell. Without the Kamartanine, he is mortal, therefore easily killed.
 
So has anyone emailed kittenwar asking for Nirvana's family's email?
 
This thread should be stickied, it's a work of art.
 
just pray over a shotgun and blow it away with the shotgun when done ;) or a rocket launcher. Or we could ask the US for THEIR weapon's of mass destruction!!!
 
HFSC is a Reptilian agent who will bring forth the Apocalypse. I have spoken.
 
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