How Do You Like Your Lounge? Fried or Fertilized

[jaymes_e06]

Hello everyone! Isn't everything just lovely?

 

[sabetoonth]

Nothing is perfect. There's always room to improve. Especially when said person is barely passing the class. And he's asked for help before and I've told him oh it's fine, it's great, etc, and today he asked for a "real critique" so I babied him into one and now he throws a fit. Whatever, I ain't got time for that :P

Man, as much as I love my calming yoga and meditation, today I just want to [insert violent verb of your choice here] someone.

Bingo, bango bong.

Hello everyone! Isn't everything just lovely?

Spoiler

That looks like a rainbow puke poptart with a face

 

[jaymes_e06]

That looks like a rainbow puke poptart with a face

You're forgetting the comics in the backround... but yes your words are true.

 

[squeekness]

Yep. Cupcake someone riiiiight in the kisser!

Mmmm......cupcakes.....(drools)

 

[Harls]

I make pretty awesome cupcakes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I make pretty awesome cupcakes.

The most adorable pick up line you will ever hear in a bar.

 

[sabetoonth]

You're forgetting the comics in the backround... but yes your words are true.

I assumed those came up with all the colors

 

[Harls]

The most adorable pick up line you will ever hear in a bar.

I don't frequent bars, but someone once told me what my perfect pick up line would be and it was quite a bit racier than cupcakes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The news today was very depressing, but while watching the ticker on CNN something caught my eye. Cee-Lo Green is being charged with drugging a female acquaintance. On the ticker it said: Cee-lo gives woman ecstasy, and I thought to myself, "Welp, there's the name of his comeback album when he gets out of jail."

 

[ComicChick]

this vikings/giants game has subsequently been so boring i've turned off the tv

and i'm bummed i missed the last two minutes of The Blacklist

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

On Demand CC. that's how I watch it each week.

 

[Harls]

How was the new job CC?

 

[Victarion]

I am in a bad mood today Sorry in advance.

But jeez. A classmate asked me to critique his art project that we turn in on wednesday. It's a small project - photoshop yourself into another scene where you have not been. This kid knows I've been getting good grades and so he asked me to look at his and let him know how he can improve so he can get a better grade as well. So I point out what is working in the piece and what isn't. But this kid is talking back to me and defending everything I said could be improved upon. Getting really upset. So I tell him fine, what he has will have to work because obviously he isn't going to take into consideration anything I've just said. Dude, I'm busy too. I took time out to look at your project and was able to tell you things that I know the prof is going to point out because of my own experiences. I'm not attacking his work or anything either - I know exactly how to give critiques, and I was very gentle with him because I didn't know if he knew how to take one.

Obviously not. Don't bother asking me for help if you aren't even going to let what I say go past your earholes and into your brain.

/endrant

Been there.

I work at my university's writing center. The morning that an end of the semester essay was due, I got a student who had very little in the way of actual analysis. It was all summary. The semester before that, I had someone asking me about an orgo synthesis problem. I questioned him and found out that he hadn't really read the stuff in the book; he had been going off the professor's lectures. Orgo synthesis isn't something you pick up in a day.

 

[jaymes_e06]

I make pretty awesome cupcakes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

jaymes... isn't it time Logan and Ororo got some damned clothes on? Or are you in the southern hemisphere?

 

[Harls]

Been there.

I work at my university's writing center. The morning that an end of the semester essay was due, I got a student who had very little in the way of actual analysis. It was all summary. The semester before that, I had someone asking me about an orgo synthesis problem. I questioned him and found out that he hadn't really read the stuff in the book; he had been going off the professor's lectures. Orgo synthesis isn't something you pick up in a day.

Ugh! <-- this times a thousand. I just accepted to be a mentor for new students at the university next semester and I bet I will get loads of things like this haha. Although it's not as bad as showing up to the writing center basically hoping that the tutor will do your work for you

 

[Harls]

I don't... know... what that means...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And then... He made us Pancakes.

 

[jaymes_e06]

jaymes... isn't it time Logan and Ororo got some damned clothes on? Or are you in the southern hemisphere?

I'm not trying to be "that guy" but technically Storm and Logan both have a resistance to cold temps.

 

[ComicChick]

How was the new job CC?

it's not too bad. it's just vendor stocking for Digiorno and Tombstone. I already work for Yoplait so i'll just be doing both now, 7 days a week, for at least a month

:dies:

the pizzas will generally take about an hour to 90 minutes a night, if that. so it won't be too bad

 

[jaymes_e06]

I don't... know... what that means...

 

[Harls]

Because that makes so much more sense...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm not trying to be "that guy" but technically Storm and Logan both have a resistance to cold temps.

You were "That Guy" when you were born... But then again, so was I.

HERMANO!!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Because that makes so much more sense...

You really don't recognize who that is or where that's from?

 

[jaymes_e06]

Because that makes so much more sense...

It's off a show called "Chappelle Show" where they spoofed an actual encounter with Prince where he had a basketball game with Eddie Murphy and his brother Charlie Murphy and after he served them pancakes.

By the way...