How do you read a girl?

[Crooklyn]

A little honesty is ok and of course he shouldn't lie.......he just took things much too far when he should've kept quiet

He should've taken my advice. I bet he would have had her poon waiting in a bedroom lit with candles by now.

 

[Kevin]

I told you to leave her alone, dude. *sigh* This is so sad, I'm gonna have to start believing Kritish's story about you being a 12 year old liar.

 

[AndThePickles]

Priorities sucka

I see how it is!

He should've taken my advice. I bet he would have had her poon waiting in a bedroom lit with candles by now.

Somehow I don't think that TW is ready for sexy time yet

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Somehow I don't think that TW is ready for sexy time yet

What? My boy TW is more than ready to bust them cheeks! He's been waitin and practicin and waitin and practicin. If he could find a broad to let him smash w/o playin Jedi mind tricks on him, he'd be set.

 

[AndThePickles]

What? My boy TW is more than ready to bust them cheeks! He's been waitin and practicin and waitin and practicin. If he could find a broad to let him smash w/o playin Jedi mind tricks on him, he'd be set.

Exactly, this broad is being all difficult. He needs to find a woman who won't catch feelins or wait til he has a girlfriend.

 

[Crooklyn]

Exactly, this broad is being all difficult. He needs to find a woman who won't catch feelins or wait til he has a girlfriend.

Pfft...there was nothing difficult about what she did. Alot of girls do it. TW just played the pawn.

 

[Badger]

What? My boy TW is more than ready to bust them cheeks! He's been waitin and practicin and waitin and practicin. If he could find a broad to let him smash w/o playin Jedi mind tricks on him, he'd be set.

That's a mental image that nobody needs.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Exactly, this broad is being all difficult. He needs to find a woman who won't catch feelins or wait til he has a girlfriend.

He needs to get a fake girlfriend to lure in the hoes; cuz we all know that's when broads get jealous and try to holla....the second you get a girl.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Everytime I look at this thread I think of that Cramps song "what's inside a girl?"

 

[Tangled Web]

You were supposed to stop talking to her!

I know..I know. I turned it off. She just called me ****ing stupid.I don't have to get the last word in, I'm not my mother.

of course she called you a jerk. Trust me, I've said the same thing to women before, they don't like being told that. Sometimes it's because they know they've been found out and are getting defensive, but mostly it's because they don't really realize they're doing it (especially at your age). They just liek the attention, and want more. It doesn't necessarily make them a bad person, but it doesn't mean that you have to cater to them either. While it probably would have been best to not speak to her for a while, since you did, that was probably the best thing to say.

Yeah, you're right. I'll just let her stew in the fact that she's translucent.

 

[AndThePickles]

Pfft...there was nothing difficult about what she did. Alot of girls do it. TW just played the pawn.

It's too difficult for him to handle apparently lol. Agreed, if he had taken people's advice YESTERDAY things coulda been different. But he had gone past the point of just ignoring her

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Everytime I look at this thread I think of that Cramps song "what's inside a girl?"

Sugar, spice, everything nice, and a Sudoku puzzle.

 

[kytrigger]

Priorities sucka

Hey, I'm on your side. "you gotta do what you gotta do"

Exactly, this broad is being all difficult. He needs to find a woman who won't catch feelins or wait til he has a girlfriend.

And exactly what are the chances of finding a girl like that at his age?

 

[terry78]

It's too difficult for him to handle apparently lol. Agreed, if he had taken people's advice YESTERDAY things coulda been different. But he had gone past the point of just ignoring her

You better quit giving out the trade secrets, they may kick you out of the sisterhood.

 

[kytrigger]

He needs to get a fake girlfriend to lure in the hoes; cuz we all know that's when broads get jealous and try to holla....the second you get a girl.

I remember reading an article on a service that did that here in Chicago. You would pay the service, and then specify a bar or restaurnt to meet at, and then an attractive woman would meet you there and basically be your wingman trying to get you other women's numbers and stuff.

 

[Kevin]

Now she's having a ***** fit calling you stupid and ****. You don't need to deal with this. Leave this crazy ***** alone!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You better quit giving out the trade secrets, they may kick you out of the sisterhood.

You know what's funny? ATP is givin away all the secrets to the woman-games that she doesn't play. She's helpin everybody out....but me lol.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I know..I know. I turned it off. She just called me ****ing stupid.I don't have to get the last word in, I'm not my mother.

Let's leave the mommy issues for another thread.
seriously man, you know you need to do to totally get back at her?
forget about her, don't get offended don't care, again, at you age
thousands of chicks, thousands!!!
DO NOT waste your time on one that's obviously not worth it.
I say this because when you post tomorow about how you called her and she totally said she was sorry and you're in love again I can direct you to this post and call you a dumbass.

 

[Kevin]

You better quit giving out the trade secrets, they may kick you out of the sisterhood.

But they can't kick me out. I watch them get naked because I could.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Sugar, spice, everything nice, and a Sudoku puzzle.

this explains a lot.

 

[Master Chief]

Sudoku is freaking awesome.

You know what's funny? ATP is givin away all the secrets to the woman-games that she doesn't play. She's helpin everybody out....but me lol.

Share!

 

[Crooklyn]

It's too difficult for him to handle apparently lol. Agreed, if he had taken people's advice YESTERDAY things coulda been different. But he had gone past the point of just ignoring her

If his goal was to get the girl...most of the people's advices here were going completely against that. I was all for the possibility of giving him a chance to that booty.

 

[terry78]

Guys don't seem to realize that girls can turn that **** on and off like that. I love him, I hate him, I love him, I hate him.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

this explains a lot.

Yeah, that's the x-factor.

 

[Tangled Web]

What? My boy TW is more than ready to bust them cheeks! He's been waitin and practicin and waitin and practicin. If he could find a broad to let him smash w/o playin Jedi mind tricks on him, he'd be set.

Sadly this is true.

He needs to get a fake girlfriend to lure in the hoes; cuz we all know that's when broads get jealous and try to holla....the second you get a girl.

lol. My friend suggested this earlier. Her name would have been Jessica Pierce...He had a story planned out and everything...