How many times have you been heartbroken?

[Erzengel]

Well, I suppose I could post about the one I think is just over the horizon, but that might be a little too much like 'relationship advice',

My apologies in advance then.

 

[GunBlade]

Twice.

First time, I cried like a little girl and was very depressed.

Second was ok, I guess. A little sad but life goes on.

 

[Daisy]

My apologies in advance then.

Thanks. It's one I don't want to happen, but I see it coming and don't know how to stop it... especially since I'm the one who kinda screwed it up in the first place.

Mostly I just don't know what to say that could make it right again. I need a frickin' remote so I can rewind and do the scene over again.

 

[Erzengel]

I hope he's understanding and forgiving then.

You always have your pick of anyone on the Hype.

Oh I just depressed you even more didn't I?

 

[Daisy]

I hope he's understanding and forgiving then.

Well, it's not like I did anything wrong or bad. I guess you'd call it a miscommunication... but now I wish I had just kept my mouth shut.

 

[Daisy]

You always have your pick of anyone on the Hype.

Oh I just depressed you even more didn't I?

Yes, you did. *starts bawling*

 

[Warhammer]

Once, and still kinda "grieving".

 

[Fran]

Two chicks this summer.. Hoping #3 is the charm.

 

[Strong Guy]

I've been heartbroken once.Most of my breakups didn't hurt that much but this particular breakup hit me hardest.The reason for the breakup was that she wanted to focus on her studies but then again,it was just another excuse for her to call it quits.After all that i've done for her,i just felt like i was not being appreciated.That was what made it hurt even more.

But then again,it's in the past already.

 

[Ebil Gig]

I never been in love so I could have never gotten my heart broken before

I had crushes and flirts, but never love.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I've had my heart broken about 4 times. Then I got the Dr. Fear Relationship Guide and now I'm 100% less heartbreak.

 

[Erzengel]

Dog Lips is an amateur.

Dr. Fear Relationship Guide is so Sophmore Year.

I'm on blind_fury's Relationship Guide.

 

[terry78]

We don't. We move on to the next warm body, as any red blooded male would.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dog Lips is an amateur.

Dr. Fear Relationship Guide is so Sophmore Year.

I'm on blind_fury's Relationship Guide.

That's what I meant.

 

[Fran]

Is it a three-step process?

 

[Strong Guy]

What three-step process?

 

[Erzengel]

His guide doesn't have any hints or directions it's just 200 pages of ads for various escort agencies and directions to seedy parts of the country if you only got like $20.00.

 

[X-Chick]

That song "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder is really depressing.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm out of heartbreak stories. I mean there was one but it's like a distant 4th behind the other 3 I told.

 

[X-Chick]

I used to watch movies or listen to songs (like that one) about people cheating or having feelings for someone else while being married or something and think they were just horrible people. Now I get it and feel sorry for them. That song used to irritate me, now it depresses me.

 

[Babs Gordon]

HA so guess what... the guy that I haven't talked to in a year in a half... the class A act of idiocy on my part from 6 or 7 years ago?

He and I are in touch again thanks to some sleuthwork last night. His first line? "Hey you sexy dame".

Oh dear.

 

[X-Chick]

He sounds like a manipulative bastard.

I know one of those.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I used to watch movies or listen to songs (like that one) about people cheating or having feelings for someone else while being married or something and think they were just horrible people. Now I get it and feel sorry for them. That song used to irritate me, now it depresses me.

How could anyone dump your hawtness?

 

[El ASESINO]

I've never been heartbroken

I was raised to never get attached to anything
You can like something or someone
but not love

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I got heartbroked once when I was a kid cause I got a valentine from this girl in my class, and I thought she liked me, but it turned out she didn't and she humiliated me in front of everyone. It said she "choo choo choose"'d me.