How many times have you been heartbroken?

[X-Chick]

You need to make up your mind.

 

[The Spawn]

You need to stay on topic.

 

[GunBlade]

Well, there's this guy that likes me. We have absolutely nothing in common. He doesn't play video games, like anime..basic nerd **** I enjoy..which is a bit of a turn-off.

But man, do I wanna bang the hell out of him. I feel like smashing when I see him. :[

 

[X-Chick]

You're not on topic.

 

[X-Chick]

Well, there's this guy that likes me. We have absolutely nothing in common. He doesn't play video games, like anime..basic nerd **** I enjoy..which is a bit of a turn-off.

But man, do I wanna bang the hell out of him. I feel like smashing when I see him. :[

Rape him.

 

[GunBlade]

Rape him.

That's not me tho. I'm not a casual sex kinda person.

 

[The Spawn]

Does he at least have a bad ass name?

Like Goku or Akira?

 

[Master Chief]

Or Tetsuo?

 

[X-Chick]

That's not me tho. I'm not a casual sex kinda person.

Me either. Though, the only time I've really tried it, it led to my present relationship.

 

[BRUTAL]

Me either. Though, the only time I've really tried it, it led to my present relationship.

You musta done it wrong

 

[GunBlade]

Me either. Though, the only time I've really tried it, it led to my present relationship.

Go you.

 

[X-Chick]

It was mostly just because we worked together so we couldn't have a public relationship. But like a month after we started unofficially seeing each other, I quit my job and then we had a normal relationship.

 

[Equint77]

real talk.....

I think i've had my heartbroken twice.. once it was my fault for never doing anything about it... the second time... I was too stupid not to see through her... but it was for the best.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Camel Toe Annie and Sloppy Joe Calzone should hook up.

but,...no, they'd only get their hearts broken.

 

[Equint77]

the only thing breakable on annie is her heart.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

pretty erotic
That cartoon looks like it could actually accomodate me.

 

[Equint77]

her camel toe comes with a built in bottle opener.

 

[jimmy]

Once for me.

 

[jaydawg]

Once. And that **** really sucked.

 

[PhePhe112]

annnnd for the millionth time tonight!!

 

[tzarinna]

Umhm still depressing,chin up PhePhe.

 

[Halcohol]

Umhm still depressing,chin up PhePhe.

You have teh awesomest avatar.

 

[tzarinna]

Thanks.

 

[Halcohol]

Thanks.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

That sounds creepy, but it's not.

Right in the sub-coccular area.

 

[tzarinna]

Awww,I know it's needed for most. :meow:
It does calm me some as well.