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How would you deal with a Freshman who thinks he's a tough guy?

Here's how we got revenge on a guy in my halls first year of uni.

To do this at home you will need:

a white unmarked van(rented)
some balaclavas (one per person)
duct tape
a basement
a small bag(pref not plastic :D)

ok so this guy was a real dick and he'd just cheated on my mate's sister so we waited till he was headed off on a night out, pulled up in the van just as he was walking out the door(wearing the balaclavas of course) and dragged him into the back. We duct-taped his hands and feet, put the bag over his head and drove round the block five times. we then proceeded to drag him kicking and screaming into the basement of his own halls and sat him down on a chair.

Doing my best paddy accent I proceeded to tell him we "know what you did!" and how he was "gonna pay for this transgression!" Of course we didn't tell him what it was he did or who we were so he was seriously freaking out. We carried this on for about 10 minutes straight (didn't wanna do too much permanent damage) before pulling off the balaclavas and revealing who we really were. He never spoke to any of us again....:woot:

important note: this guy dealt pot so there was no way he could call the police without us ratting him out as well. DO NOT try this at home unless you have some major leverage over your victim since kidnapping is a FEDERAL OFFENCE. I repeat DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
 
the hell is wrong with you...beat him senseless

or pull some pranks on him
 
Put a ***** in his locker and report you saw him with a "knife-like device". Or, put some weed in his locker.
 
Put a "note" in his locker, go to the principal and tell him that you over heard some kid talking about killing some students. When they go to search his locker they'll find a list of names, under the heading, "My Kill list" by [whatever the freshman's name is].

Boom end of story...he's expelled, goes to juvy, then probably jail, and will get raped many, many times; you ruin his life. It's a double win-win for you!
 
A Plan:

*Take some apple juice and shake it on it's container. Once shaken it will be foamy and look like pee.

*Get a plastic transparent cup.

*Make sure either you or one of your buddies has to pee.

Trap the guy on a place away from viewers. Once the guy is being held, the "peeing guy" says: "Hey, guess what, I have this urge to pee. You want some kid?" The guy is obviously gonna freak out. Take the plastic cup, give it to the "peeing guy" and let another of the guys block his view from the "peeing guy". While "peeing guy (PG)" takes his piss he'll definitely smell it but without seeing that what's really on the plastic cup is the shaken foamy Apple Juice. Once you're done pouring, PG will come into view with the victim and say something like: "You look thirsty. I have something here to refresh you". The guy is gonna really freak out thinking that you will force him to drink pee. Once you're about three feet away (to avoid de apple juice smell) you'll ask: "Are you still a tough guy, or are you going to stop being a p****?" At this time the guy must be in total panic. Whatever his reply is all you have to do is pour the juice on the guy's head and presto. . . .He won't bother you again.

If he does, come back for another plan.
 
well you can either:

let it go: Safe way to go and ultimately the smartest choice but not nearly as satisfying as other options. moving on.

Beat the sh** out of him: Crude but effective. might cost you in the long run though and not really that glamorous given the age difference.

Prank him:great way to get some trouble free (as long as you don't get caught) payback. However it's a hassle to prepare and you need to waste all that energy on a ***** who's got delusions of grandeur.

Punk him out:make it public, make it hurt, but more importantly make it clear that he's been punked out. don't even give him any cause for a "re-match" or else you'll be spending your whole year on his case.
 
Bad Superman said:
A Plan:

Whatever his reply is all you have to do is pour the juice on the guy's head and presto. . . .He won't bother you again.

If he does, come back for another plan.

That's good, but don't poor it on his head. Bash the whole thing on his nose, and when it breaks, and it will, squeeze the **** out of his nose and then say: "you still a tough guy?" And while he's squelling like a pig, drive a ***** up his ass, and a cold blade between the legs.

And then say: "You a man now? Ya dickless pansy!"
 
X-Punisher said:
Yeah I don't want to get expelled in the begining of my senior year. I am a major *****.:whatever: :o

How the hell can you call yourself the Punisher...you want me to take care of this guy for you! :cmad:
 
take some peanut butter and jam some in his ears, then clap his ears hard with your hands (especially if you strike the palms of your hands on his ear in a swinging motion sorty of like the Hulk doing that sound wave CLAP), the peanut butter along with the sound would completely tear his ear drum up and cause infection... he'd get ****ed, royally
 
echostation said:
take some peanut butter and jam some in his ears, then clap his ears hard with your hands (especially if you strike the palms of your hands on his ear in a swinging motion sorty of like the Hulk doing that sound wave CLAP), the peanut butter along with the sound would completely tear his ear drum up and cause infection... he'd get ****ed, royally


omg:wow:
 
X-Punisher said:
I got this Freshman in my Gym class that started a fight with me (a senior). I asked him if he knew if I was a senior and he said yes and told me to "watch my back" while at the end of class he was looking behind his back look to see where I was the whole time. Not only that he tried to get his friends to try to back him up. I'm 18. So if I go up to this kid and beat the crap out of him the school my put criminal charges on me. Or if I fight back I could probally get expelled because the school put the age of the student in consideration of the punishment. So how should I deal with this chump?

Kick the crap out of him outside the skool gates.
 
Oh just strangle the little pisshead.Y'know mafia style......
What? Is that going to far?....
 
X-Punisher said:
I got this Freshman in my Gym class that started a fight with me (a senior). I asked him if he knew if I was a senior and he said yes and told me to "watch my back" while at the end of class he was looking behind his back look to see where I was the whole time. Not only that he tried to get his friends to try to back him up. I'm 18. So if I go up to this kid and beat the crap out of him the school my put criminal charges on me. Or if I fight back I could probally get expelled because the school put the age of the student in consideration of the punishment. So how should I deal with this chump?


dealing with the same stuff right now man.... my faince, her ex boyfriend is three years younger then me, I'm 22, dude is 19.... I've been in MMA for roughly 9 years, I've competed, I handle myself very very well, and to top it off, I love to fight... I really think its the only way to know ones self... plus the adreline rush is like a drug.... this guy basically calls me up, threatening to kick my ass, I'm like "dude, you don't want to go down that road, untill my accident, I kicked ass for sport. almost 10 years of MMA, 4 years of straight up boxing, I'm not the one to be ****ing with".... dude still didn't get the picture, and said when he sees me, he's going to kick my ass.... I told him straight up, come to my house, and I'll hand you your ass, and I'll do that while I'm in my wheelchair.... what happened, dude hung up the phone, and he hasn't called me since... the best thing to do is not to play there game but to bring them into your own... dudes' trying to establish himself at the school, the best thing is to not feed his ego, don't argue with the guy, tell him straight up, "lets do this".. and then see what happens, having 4 years on this guy, you will have the advantage... I guareentee, that if you are somewhat intimidating, he will back down... if not... the trick is to let him punch you first, you being 18 (an adult) and him being 15 (child) there is serious ramifications to fighting him... but if you play the deffensive, you should be straight... so nest time he calls you out, you call him out... get in his face,.. make him back down or take first punch, ... if he does punch, lay him out.. then submitt him.... don't beat his brains in, just submitt him,... get him in a basic sleeper, or nelson hold... trust me, it works... to avoid him or to talk to him, will only feed his ego....
 
echostation said:
take some peanut butter and jam some in his ears, then clap his ears hard with your hands (especially if you strike the palms of your hands on his ear in a swinging motion sorty of like the Hulk doing that sound wave CLAP), the peanut butter along with the sound would completely tear his ear drum up and cause infection... he'd get ****ed, royally

LOFL! You have issues, man. Never change. :up:

jag
 
nothing good way to handle him, soap in a sock.... beat him with it...
 
Just break a couple of his fingers. Simple. Easy. Effective.

Oh and make sure you have a couple of your friends around to collaborate that he started it...self defense and all....

EDIT: Oh crap, I should have read the whole thread...you aren't talking COLLLEGE freshman, but HIGH SCHOOL...if that's the case, go with JokerNick's call...and ALWAYS let him swing first so actions you take are defensable legally.
 
Equint77 said:
just pick on the kid... find out where he goes to class and harrass the **** out of him... how hard is that? And if you need back up get some of your friends to go with you.... embarass this kid.... you don't even need to fight..

God people can we learn????

I was just about to suggest bullying the kid till he develops a complex. :o
 
Colossal Spoons said:
I was just about to suggest bullyiing the kid till he develops a complex. ;o

you have to take into account, that he is getting his friends envolved.. which by itself is *****e..... guy can't fight his own battles....

so bullying won't work... two options, feed his ego, or take him down.. that's it....
 
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Won't bother you anymore.
 
JokerNick said:
you have to take into account, that he is getting his friends envolved.. which by itself is *****e..... guy can't fight his own battles....

so bullying won't work... two options, feed his ego, or take him down.. that's it....


I actually went up into his face and yelled at him and pointed out that he was *****e for trying to get his friends to help him fight me (and in front of his friends too) I also told him he had several times to hit me but didn't which makes him a bigger *****. He wants to fight me on Saturday, which he is probally going to pick a location 1 hour away from the town we actually live in, where he will not even show up.
 
X-Punisher said:
I actually went up into his face and yelled at him and pointed out that he was *****e for trying to get his friends to help him fight me (and in front of his friends too) I also told him he had several times to hit me but didn't which makes him a bigger *****. He wants to fight me on Saturday, which he is probally going to pick a location 1 hour away from the town we actually live in, where he will not even show up.
You are still doing this wrong. Don't let the guy get a word in, not to mention pick the time and place.
 
X-Punisher said:
I actually went up into his face and yelled at him and pointed out that he was *****e for trying to get his friends to help him fight me (and in front of his friends too) I also told him he had several times to hit me but didn't which makes him a bigger *****. He wants to fight me on Saturday, which he is probally going to pick a location 1 hour away from the town we actually live in, where he will not even show up.

i'd be like "**** that, you got some western fetish, meet you here at this time, **** that, you want to do this, lets do it now, you stand there acting like your tough ****, lets see it, ****ing *****e... you act all big infront of your friends, but when it's time to show your balls, you back down... I'm not going to wasts my saturday on the likes of you, so lets do it now, unless your a scarred"
 

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