Part 11-The Finale
As the group made their way closer to the base Kmack stopped dead in her tracks
Kmack:"Hold up,look coming out of the woods to the right"
Everyone looked and saw Ock and Herr coming out of the wooded area
Kmack:"Damn,Doc Ock has actually came all the way out here and he has the deadly Herr Logan with him,the most ruthless killing machine in special ops history"
They all watched for a few moments as Ock and Herr talked
Doc:"ok Herr im gonna hack into the building from the oustide and set all the systems to melt down,it will take about 20 minutes,you go back and prepare the chopper to fly us to Sarge's store"
Herr:"wait a minute if you just came here to set the computer and hack in why did i have to walk all this way ?"
Doc:"heheheh like i was gonna walk all that way with no one to talk to.........."
Herr scowled
Doc:"......Plus what if i was attacked or lost my way,i needed my most trusted comrade with me"
Doc smiled a disingenuous smile but Herr just grunted and made his way back toward the chopper
back across the terrain the group were forming a plan
Kmack:"C Lee,you,Hunter and Bella take Ock,me Sarge and Sabre will go after Herr"
Everyone nodded in agreement and the two groups headed towards their task
after a few minutes of walking Kmack and her crew reached Herr first,he was fiddling about in the cockpit
Kmack:"ok guys now if we app....."
before she got her words out Sabre charged......Herr was waiting and nailed him with a spinning back fist,he then sat on his head,Sabre didn't fight it and died happy
Across the terrain C Lee went in first against Ock as Bella and Hunter waited in the wings
Bella took out a pointed piece of wood she had carved out of a log at the store and struck a Slayer pose
Hunter:"if i wore a long black coat and acted broody would i get to lay you ?"
Bella:"meh.......50/50"
C Lee approached Ock who was fiddling with the computer
C Lee:"Ive waited nearly 40 years for this moment"
Ock turned with a grin
Doc:"Well well well,Captain Lee,after all this time i must say you look like crap"
C Lee:"you worthless scumsucker,those were good men you sold out in Nam"
Doc:"oh please,business is business,it was a deal like any other,i had a commodity to trade and made a gain in return,it's how life works,i'm a chess master,i position the pieces and then manipulate the outcome,am i supposed to apologise for having a superior brain ?"
C Lee:"your house of cards is about to come crashing down"
Doc:"What the hell are you babbling about,i was using chess as my analogy you nitwit"
C Lee dove at Ock who pulled out his Colt,the two tussled to the floor and C Lee headbutted ock nearly knocking him out but as he did the gun went off and shot C Lee in the stomach,he stumbled backwards and dropped the gun in the snow
Back at the chopper....
Sarge:"i got this"
He unstrapped FA and ran at Herr hitting him with a dropkick and then a hurricanrana,he quickly climbed a nearby tree and leapt off with a cross body block but Herr caught him and dropped him on his head,he then threw him across the snow
Kmack cracked her knuckles and stepped forward
Herr:"So we meet at last Kmack,ive heard you're pretty good"
Kmack:"Oh whose been talking about me in the sack ?"
Herr:"hahahaha.........sassy....... i like that"
Kmack:"seriously i heard you
were pretty good,"
Herr:"heh........cute"
Herr lunged and the fight was on,they traded kung fu strikes and grappled for a limb breaking grip,Herr caught Kmack with a glancing right hook and then volleyed her to the floor and staggered back to catch his breath......just then Sarge came to and FA called to him.
FA:"Kmack needs help,quick throw me at Herr"
Sarge jumped up and hurled FA's torso at Herr,he landed on Herr's chest and bit into his shoulder to stop from falling to the ground........Herr pulled him off and started shaking FA violently
As he did this FA's hair began slipping off and the Poo holding it in place dripped into Herr's wide open growling mouth
Herr spat and wretched
Herr:"JESUS H CHRIST,you insane little smegalith what the hell are you ? you bleed ***** ?"
FA:"I'm EXTREME!!!!"
Kmack had regained her composure,she took of her Jimmy Choos and slid her hands into them,she now had spiked boxing gloves
She attacked the still wretching Herr with a ferocious series of strikes that cut him to shreds,as Herr staggered back unable to defend himself Kmack dug the stilleto heels into Herr's eyes and yanked his brain out through his face.....it was over,she fell to her knees
Across the terrain Bella and Hunter approached Doc cautiously,he popped up and back handed Bella across the face,she went flying backwards,Hunter dove at him but Ock side stepped Hunter and kicked him in the guts,he then gave him a rabit punch and slung him across the floor,Hunter landed next to C Lee and the gun was inches from him...Ock paused a moment and then moved towards the gun.........Bella quickly pulled her boot and sock off and called to Doc
Bella:"hey look at these tootsies big boy"
Ock spun round and Bella using tremendous dexterity started sucking her own big toe
Ock's bottom lip quivered
Doc:"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Suddenly he froze as he heard a click and the realisation of what had happened dawned on him,the greatest mind in the world undone by his love of a hot womens feet
BANG!!!!
Doc's head exploded and he fell to the floor....Dead
Bella rushed over and hugged Hunter,they both sat there for a moment until C Lee stirred
C Lee:"What ?...no love for an old soldier ?" he laughed
Bella hugged him and all three smiled
The sound of chopper blades came into earshot and Kmack flying the chopper came into view
C Lee::"Lets go home"...............
3 Months later at the HIA cadette training school
C Lee:"im glad you convinced me to take this job Kmack,making the hype safe for future noobs makes life seem worthwile"
Kmack:"you're welcome
,now we have to get over to Bella's to catch the press conference"
Bella's appartment-The door bell rang and Hunter answered it
Hunter:"Hey Lobo glad you could make it"
they both sat down and started eating the chips......the bathroom door opened and Bella came out wearing just a towel
Bella:"Hey Lobo nice to see you again"
Lobo almost choked on his chips
Lobo:"Dude!! are you ?.....with ?....."
Hunter:"........No.......im the live in housekeeper for her and her boyfriend Bale"
Lobo:"........oh....."
Shortly after C Lee and Kmack arrived and they all sat around the TV watching the big presidential press conference
White house press room-Sable stepped to the mic
Sable:"as we all know we lost a great president in an unfortunate hunting accident 3 months ago but we must move on and it is my privelage to introduce you to the NEW President of the Uhypeted States"
she motioned to her left and Sarge in his Lucha mask walked towards her,as they passed Sable whispered
Sable:"you'll never get away with this"
Sarge:"oh yes i will unless you want ppl to know what really happened,my camera lenses in my lucha mask have it ALL on disc"
With that Sarge stepped up to the podium.........and then spun around to reveal strapped to his back.........FA!!!!.......the NEW President of the Uhypeted States
FA:"YEAH B!TCHES!!!!!!!!!!!.....It's time to take this presidency to the EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With that Rock music blared out over the speakers and the room filled with half naked strippers and clowns.........
THE END
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up: FA is definitely going to be a fan favorite
