Hypepocalypse

There's some trigger happy folks.

oh and ewww......:csad:

NDX:"Why do you have to do this ? wasn't i always there for you ? remember the time when your genital warts burst mid BJ ? did i complain ? no i just swallowed like a real man"
 
LOL, I knew JAL would be the one to disrupt NDX, but I never thought murder. Nicely played.
 
This thing is hysterical. :D

Jolie got to her feet but was met with a limp wristed punch that caused NDX to reel back in pain

NDX:"Damn that's my ******* hand"

Jolie:"Whose laughing now Queeny ?"

Can't wait for the next chapter. :woot:
 
Thanks for all the feedback guys and gals:yay: and BHK those smileys are great:woot:

J Alba's Lover said:
All I gotta say is WTF?!

*sigh* what do you want to be written as in the next one ? seriously everyone else just accepts their characters:csad:
 
Very Funny, can't wait for the next chapter!
 
hunter rider said:
*sigh* what do you want to be written as in the next one ? seriously everyone else just accepts their characters:csad:
Post whatever you want about me. I don't care anymore.
 
I. ****ing. Hate. You.
 
Chapter 12

The next morning was a sad one as they buried Triple5...C Lee said a few words at a small service for a lost comrade and then everyone made their way back to HQ

Cmill:"Y'know C Lee i'm gonna miss that girl"

C Lee:"You 2 were that close ?"

Cmill:"Well no,i mainly used her for info and sex but it doesn't mean i didn't care dammit!"

C Lee:
"............K......."

Once back at the HQ C Lee laid out the pan for the attack on Comingsoon

C Lee:"I beleive in striking while the iron's hot and right now we are smokin'.......Cmill,Jolie and Tzarinna will take the schematics and get into the comingsoon inner snactum and reindex their mainframe'"

Sabre:"How are they gonna do that ? one does not simply walk into Comingsoon"

Cmill:"......:huh:......"

Sabre:"What ? you think cos i'm ghetto i aint got no culture ?"

Cmill:"......:dry:......"

C Lee:"Anyway....Myself,Mister J,Kmack and you Sabre will take the 4 titanium plated hovercrafts and attack them face on,Doglips,FA and Soc will bring up the rear in the hummer and assume sniping positions....Bella will set up a triage and FA will be her assistant"

FA:"What Joo mean ? im not gonna be fightin' ?"

C Lee:
"No"

FA:
"Das Cool":woot:

Everyone agreed on the plan,it was risky but worth the chance

Around noon they gathered their forces and prepared to attack,they drove slowly up to the gates of Comingsoon and waited......Meanwhile Cmill,Tza and Jolie were making their way underground through the sewer using the schematics to get up into the main comingsoon stronghold

C Lee:"Everbody ready ?"

Everybody:
"YES SIR!!!"

C Lee:
"ATTACK!!!!!"

They all opened fire with a barrage of missiles and gunfire..The sooners army quickly gathered and roared out in their lightweight urban tanks........the battle was on

Meanwhile Cmill,Jolie and Tza had reached the inner sanctum and were taking on the first of three sophisticated traps

Jolie:"Ok guys this is the laser grid,it moves constantly but it can be shut down with a censor mechanism from above,Tza,i'll balance on cmill's shoulders and then you balance on mine and you should be able to get into the vent and deactivate the censor"

They set up their pyramid and went to work

Back on the battlefield two Tanks had chased Kmack down

BOOM!!!

A huge shell shattered the base of Kmack's hovercraft and flung her and debris directly at Bella's triage,FA ducked out the way......the Sooners hitsquad stepped from the tanks,there were 6 of them and one took out a handgun and fired at FA....He caught the bullet in his teeth

FA:"Hahah Joo can't hurt me fools"

5 seconds and 265 bullets later he was proved wrong

Kmack crawled to Bella,some of the debris had punctured her chest,she tried to pull it out

Kmack:"Don't do that you'll die"

Bella:"Nothing can prevent that now":csad:

Kmack fought back the tears as the sooners approached

Kmack held Bella tight and took a grenade out of her pocket and put her thumb through the pin

Sooner soldier #1:"your only choice is to come with us or die!"

Kmack:"then i guess i'll see you in hell!!":cmad:

Kmack flipped the pin out of the grenade

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To Be Continued.............
 
Bella:"Nothing can prevent that now"

Kmack:"then i guess i'll see you in hell!!"

*thinks*

It's funny, troll, after troll, after troll have come here and blasted off about absolutely nothing only to finally get banned after falling apart and cursing other hypsters to a fiery hell. When all they had to do is learn from the pros and write a Fanfic:up: :D
 
The FallenAngel said:
:wow:

My first fan fic death. :csad:

At least it took 265 bullets to take me down. :cmad:

And you caught the first one in your teeth

FA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Neo:cmad:
 
Angry Sentinel said:
*thinks*

It's funny, troll, after troll, after troll have come here and blasted off about absolutely nothing only to finally get banned after falling apart and cursing other hypsters to a fiery hell. When all they had to do is learn from the pros and write a Fanfic:up: :D

LOL this and the hottie thread provide good steam relief:woot:
 
hunter rider said:
LOL this and the hottie thread provide good steam relief:woot:
BEST. THREAD. EVER.

It's the only place where all hypsters are made equal, even JAL.. to some extent.:o

Songs should be constructed and sung about such a fabled place... SABRE where are you! Which reminds me...

Sabre:"How are they gonna do that ? one does not simply walk into Comingsoon"

Cmill:"......:huh:......"

Sabre:"What ? you think cos i'm ghetto i aint got no culture ?"
You out did yourself with that one! still LMAO
 
War Is Hell
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:wow: Whoa that was kickin'. :up:
Bella was a toughie. Go out in a blaze of glory,Kmack. :up:
 

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