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[StorminNorman]

Finally an update, keep up the good work - I really enjoy the story.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Finally! I enjoyed it!

 

[Swordmaster]

Mb!

 

[Batman]

What?

I have a life, you know.



*snickers*

 

[MaskedManJRK]

What?

I have a life, you know.



*snickers*

Hey, can I have a spot in this too?

 

[Batman]

Hey, can I have a spot in this too?

Of course. You'll have a spot in one of the upcoming chapters for sure.

 

[StorminNorman]

Can I be an unimportant extra? I feel thats my lifes calling.

 

[Batman]

Very well. You shall also be added. I'll make a point to make your role have little to no importance for ya.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Of course. You'll have a spot in one of the upcoming chapters for sure.

Sweet.

 

[StorminNorman]

Very well. You shall also be added. I'll make a point to make your role have little to no importance for ya.

I shall bow down and kiss your feet.

 

[Batman]

Chapter 8: First Period

History Class. Just the sound of it made many people wet their pants, scream, and... occasionally giggle like schoolgirls. Why?

Sava: SAVA WANT CLASS TO CALM DOWN, OR SAVA SMASH!!!

...No explanation needed.

MB sat in the front row, sliding his pencil across his desk. Many thought it was simply due to his insanity. It was, actually. But more importantly, it was due to the fact that MB was thinking up a strategy of how to steal Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise's clutches. Suddenly, something slammed onto his head, breaking his train of thought. He turned, with an annoyed look, to Phantasm, who sat behind him, patting his head.

MB: ...

MB: Really, do you have to do that?

Phantasm: ...No. But I want to!

MB: Well don't. It's annoying. Even moreso than when Warner Bros considered hiring Joel Shumacher to do the Batman restart.

Phantasm: ...

Phantasm: *pats MB's clearly dellusional head!*

MB: *in between the pats* ...God...damn...it...

Infront of them stood a tall, musclebound man in a purple suit and green shirt. He wore an earring on both ears, and sported a hideous grin. This was, of course, Mr. Sava. Though many people mistook him for 'Mrs.' Sava.

Sava: Sava is glad class could make it. Sava want you to open page 16 of your textbooks. Or Sava break you, and crush you, and fill you with Stove-Top stuffing.

Everyone: ...

Sava: ... Sava like Stove-Top.

As everyone complied, the person sitting next to MB started to giggle. MB looked over at him, curiously, before looking back at his own book. The person giggled yet again. MB looked over, to notice that the student sported green hair, and lipstick, for some reason. Before MB could speak, the person began laughing maniacally, and stood up, laughing infront of the class. Then, the person jumped out of the nearest window, still laughing before a loud *SQUISH* noise could be heard.

Sava: ...

Sava: Sava not paying for that window.

MB: I hate this class...

Phantasm: *pats MB's batmanesque head!*

MB:

Meanwhile, In Bio Chemistry...

Dante found himself unfocused on the lesson. Instead, He was simply admiring Alexia, from afar. Unoticed to all, the green haired lipstick wearing kick was sticking his face against the window outside. The teacher, Doctor GammaMike, turned around, after writing the word 'SEMEN' on the chalkboard. Infact, it was written several times.

Dr. GammaMike: Now see, class? That's how you spell today's lesson.

Flexo: Yar. Maybe I be mistakin', but this ain't bein English class. Arrgh.

Dr. GammaMike: Shut it, before I commence Ass Rapery on your postier!

Flexo: ...

Flexo: ...Say WHAT? Yar.

Meanwhile, Dante...

Dante:

...Well, okay, you pretty much get the idea. Back at the front of the class...

Dr. GammaMike: Give me your test, B****!

DOG LIPS: Ruff! Ruff!

Dr. GammaMike: Don't make me dig through your Ace hole to find it!!!

DOG LIPS: ...

DL makes whimpering noises, handing GM the test. GM takes it, and inspects it. He looks at DL.

Dr. GammaMike: Good work, DL! You shall be spared a fate worse than death! What about you, StorminNorman?

StorminNorman: Piss off.

Dr. GammaMike: Your hole needs cleansing!

StorminNorman looked at GM, eyes widened, before handing him the test. GM took it, and inspected it. Why he was inspecting everyone's test one by one was anyone's guess.

Dr. GammaMike: So far so good, StorminNorman. MaskedManJRK, do you have yours ready?

MaskedManJRK: I'm Batman.

Dante looked over at MaskedManJRK, with an eyebrow raised. JRK was a transfer student from New Jersey, and was almost the mirror of MB, only instead of all black, He wore a gray shirt over his black duds. And he wasn't quite as ugly as sin.

Dante: ...MB is going to kick your ass.

MaskedManJRK: I'd like to see the motherf***er try.

Dante: ...He can't. But he'll definatley try.

MaskedManJRK: Good. I need someone to kick the crap out of during Study Hall.

JRK noticed the clown in the window. For a few seconds, JRK did noting. Then he finally snapped when the clown stuck his tongue out at him.

MaskedManJRK: YOU BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

The clown watched in horror as JRK lunged through the window, tackling the clown as he landed. Several punching and bone cracking noises could be heard. Everyone stared in somewhat disbelief. But, of course, they were used to this ****.

Phantasm: *pats Dante's ginger head!*

Dante: ...The... f**k? You aren't even in this class!

Phantasm: *continues patting Dante's misinformed ginger head!*

Suddenly, MB walked into the room.

MB: Pleasenopleasenopleasenopleaseno... Has anyone seen Phantasm anywhere? She escaped from class, and Sava sent me down to get her. The Bastard.

Phantasm: MB!

MB: ... S***.

Phantasm ran over and began patting his head. MB looked at Dante in disgust.

MB: You know how many laws against strangling someone I want to break right now?

Dante: Then do it.

MB: ...I can't. Katie wouldn't think much of a criminal.

Dante: ...

Dante: Bella.

MB:

Dr. GammaMike: Alexia Dark, do you have your paper ready?

Dante:

Flexo: Yar. They be idiots, Yar.

DOG LIPS: Ruff!

Flexo: ...

DOG LIPS: That means yes.

The bell rings. Dante and MB snap out of their trance.

Dr. GammaMike: Alright, all of your tests have been approved. You can now proceed to second period. But before you do, I expect you all to turn in your semen samples by the end of the week, or there will be a mass rapery, B****!

Alexia Dark: ... Even the girls?

Dr. GammaMike: ESPECIALLY the girls!

Everyone: ......................

Dr. GammaMike: ...Oh, and Meatbag failed. He'll be staying after class.

Meatbag: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I kick ass.

Can't wait to see how...uh...you will react to...uh...me.

 

[bored]

It's a good day in the Fan Fic forum.

 

[DBella]

Holy Head Pat!! It's back and it's funny as heck!!
You can't be THAT annoyed with the head patting, are you, Batsy?

 

[StorminNorman]

Greatest. Fanfic. Ever.

 

[Swordmaster]

Thank you.

 

[Swordmaster]

 

[Batman]

...Um... Yes, that's cool, and all... but what does it have to do with this?

 

[Swordmaster]

That's your locker

 

[Batman]

...


Kick. Ass.

 

[Swordmaster]

It is also the part of a six page spread of the AS Batcave.

 

[Batman]

Yes, I know. ASB&R #4. BTW, you working on your chapter?

 

[Swordmaster]

Soon. By Wednesday it'll be up.


Here's DL's poster:

 

[DBella]

So, that's where my little hamster ran off to! ^

 

[Swordmaster]

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