Hype High

[The Demon's Head]

*Still waiting*.

 

[Swordmaster]

Yeah yeah...

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Um..what happened to me in this story?

 

[Swordmaster]

You're coming.

 

[Silverstein]

Can I be in it? (*cries* No one on these boards knows me...v_v)

 

[Swordmaster]

No, I don't know you.

Yes, you could be in it.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

You're coming.

Yay!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I hope y'all haven't forgotten about this.

 

[Batman]

I haven't. Dante I cannot speak for.

 

[Flexo]

I haven't. Dante I cannot speak for.

Yet you have forgotten about Jaws.

 

[Batman]

...

The minute I saw you had posted, I knew it was going to be about that.

I shall get to it by the weekend, I assure you.

 

[Flexo]

...

The minute I saw you had posted, I knew it was going to be about that.

I shall get to it by the weekend, I assure you.

I'm very determined. You can't sidetrack me. I have no friends or life, and I will not hesitate to pester you for the rest of your life. All good reasons why you should stick to your word, Johnny.

 

[Batman]

I'm very determined. You can't sidetrack me. I have no friends or life, and I will not hesitate to pester you for the rest of your life. All good reasons why you should stick to your word, Johnny.

But I have the ultimate weapon to sidetrack me from your pestering, making it more bareable.

...A large supply of Katie Holmes photos.

 

[Flexo]

But I have the ultimate weapon to sidetrack me from your pestering, making it more bareable.

...A large supply of Katie Holmes photos.

Which are made useless by the fact that she's with Tom Cruise, and she's the mother of his child. Mwahahahahaha

 

[Batman]

Which are made useless by the fact that she's with Tom Cruise, and she's the mother of his child. Mwahahahahaha

Curse you and your flamboyant ways, Joker!

 

[Swordmaster]

...Who are you people?

 

[Flexo]

...Who are you people?

We're the ghosts of your partner and best friend... Jacob and Bob Marly.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

...Who are you people?

I'M BATMAN.

 

[Batman]

I'M BATMAN.

"No you're not. I am. And you know nothing of my work."

 

[MaskedManJRK]

*taps foot impatiently*

 

[Batman]

Alright, since I too am getting impatient...

If Swordmaster doesn't post by Wednesday (When he usually is on for sure), I'll do the next chapter myself. He can do a chapter... eventually, I guess.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Alright, since I too am getting impatient...

If Swordmaster doesn't post by Wednesday (When he usually is on for sure), I'll do the next chapter myself. He can do a chapter... eventually, I guess.

Thankies.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Alright, since I too am getting impatient...

If Swordmaster doesn't post by Wednesday (When he usually is on for sure), I'll do the next chapter myself. He can do a chapter... eventually, I guess.

Hope you remembered this...

 

[Batman]

Chapter 8: Second Period. Well, Sort Of.

MB, Dante, DL, and Flexo walk out to the halls. Meatbag's screams can be heard, behind them. DL looks back.

DL: Arf! Arf!

Dante: ...

Dante: The **** did he say?

MB: I think he said something about wanting to transfer to another school. That, or castration.

Dante: I'm going with the first option.

MB: I'm not.

Dante: .......................

They all stop at a locker. The locker has the name 'Wayne' engraved onto it, instead of numbers. Flexo looks at the name.

Flexo: Yar. I be thinkin' that's not ye real last name. Yar.

Dante: Yar.

MB: **** you.

Dante: What are we doing here, anyway?

MB: It's second period. I need to get my books. Be right back...

Dante: ...Be right back? What the hell are you-

MB opens the locker, and steps inside, before shutting the door. The other three stand there, confused.

Flexo: ... Did he just... walk into his own locker, Yarrgh?

Dante: I ...believe he did. Huh. Didn't know lockers could be made that big. That reminds me... I need a new locker. With stereos. Big, shiny stereos.

DL: Why? So you can fill it with more worthless crap?

Dante: Bella.

DL: ... I'm not MB.

Dante: Oh. Right. Sorry. I'm just used to it. Um... Bea Arthur?

DL:

Dante: ...Freak.

Flexo: Yar.

Meatbag walks out of the science room, rubbing his ass in pain. He groans, walking up to the others, who... well, proceed to laugh at him like chimpanzees.

Meatbag: Oh, shut up! You don't know what it's like!

Dante: And apparentally you do.

Meatbag:

Flexo: Arr... What be takin' MB so long?

Dante: Good question...

Dante looks at the door. He then turns to Flexo.

Dante: What do you think the combination is?

Flexo: Yargh. Don't look at me. I be just a paintin' of a head. Ar.

Dante: ...

Dante: DL?

DOG LIPS:

Dante: Oh, for Christsakes...

The Question: Obviously, the combination would be 11-14-8.

The group turns to a man, standing in a corner, wearing a blue hat and fedora. He has no face.

The Question: It's obvious because those are the initials of Katie Holmes. That, and, well... Master Bruce is a predictable steriotypical emotionally distressed nitwit who hides his emotions behind a mask of the generally darker culture of today's modern society. Of course, I'm just a simple conspiracy theorist, really.

Dante: ...

The Question: Oh, wait. Wrong universe.

The Question proceeds to jump into a nearby DC Comic. Ironically, that wasn't the Hype member of the same name. That was the actual DC Comic character. The group looks at eachother.

Flexo: Yar, He didn't have a face!

Dante: No ****!

DL:

Dante turns to the door, and uses the combination provided by The Question. And, sure enough, it works.

Meatbag: I don't want to go in... I'm scared!

Flexo: Yar. It be better than staying out here, where Dr. GammaMike is.

Meatbag: ...This is true.

The group opens the door, and look in.

All: HOLY ****!

Flexo: Yar! It be huge!

Dante: Jesus Christ!

Jesus: What?

MB gets out from the gigantic car, holding a history book. He opens it up, to discover his long lost multi-purpose number 2 pencil. Mutli-purpose, because it has an Anti-Tom Cruise laser device built into it.

MB: So THAT'S where I left it...

As MB takes the book, he notices the group standing there.

MB: What? You ****ers never seen a locker before?

Dante: ...Freak.

Flexo: Yar.

DL: ...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

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