Hype High

[Swordmaster]

I'm lazy

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Why am I in the cast.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I'm lazy

And the grass is green. We know.

 

[Batman]

And the grass is green. We know.

Were you aware I think Katie Holmes is attractive?

It's TRUE!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Were you aware I think Katie Holmes is attractive?

It's TRUE!

I saw her in the news going shopping.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Now that I've actually read the latest chapter... pretty awesome.

 

[Swordmaster]

Chapter after next is from your POV (Yours and Bella's, anyway)

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Mine?

 

[Swordmaster]

Alexia's

Their stories are mirror versions of ours (mine and MB's)

 

[Batman]

Mine?

Alexia and Bella's. You may get one in the future, though.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Alexia and Bella's. You may get one in the future, though.

Hater.




































Jk.

 

[Swordmaster]

Hater.




































Jk.

You play a teacher. TEACHERS HAVE NO SOULS!

 

[Alexia Dark]

Alexia's

Their stories are mirror versions of ours (mine and MB's)

Mirror versions... I like that. In fact, I suggest a catfight over our apparant bf's.









You know, keeping with the character thing. Batman and Joker. Catwoman vs. Harley (post whatever improvement thingie she had).

 

[Swordmaster]

Mirror versions... I like that. In fact, I suggest a catfight over our apparant bf's.









You know, keeping with the character thing. Batman and Joker. Catwoman vs. Harley (post whatever improvement thingie she had).

Well, Bella's dating CConn, so I don't think the catfight thing over BF's would work out. MB is just a simple lovestruck buffoon, as am I

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

You play a teacher. TEACHERS HAVE NO SOULS!

Sexy.

 

[Batman]

Well, Bella's dating CConn, so I don't think the catfight thing over BF's would work out. MB is just a simple lovestruck buffoon, as am I

If things go my way, that'll change, soon enough.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Well, Bella's dating CConn, so I don't think the catfight thing over BF's would work out. MB is just a simple lovestruck buffoon, as am I

No fair .

 

[Swordmaster]

If things go my way, that'll change, soon enough.

We shall see. By stories end, you may be happy. Or dead. Or both.


Remember, there's stil the storyline where you fall to the darkside

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ive seen CConns mug shots.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Wait..where am I. Why am I here..

 

[Swordmaster]

No fair .

I was gonna have you be friends, too.



















Tell you what, you can fight Phantasm.

 

[Alexia Dark]

I was gonna have you be friends, too.



















Tell you what, you can fight Phantasm.

That's no fun. She's not here anymore.

 

[Batman]

No fair .

Nothing says you can't fight.

 

[Swordmaster]

That's no fun. She's not here anymore.

Somehow I doubt that...






















SHE'S the one who caused Hype to crash!

 

[Swordmaster]

Chapter 12: P.E. (Porn Education)

After MB's ass-whooping, the four went to the locker room, passing JLBats making out with an attractive female wearing his varsity football jacket.

Meatbag: Who's JLBats snogging?

MB: That would be...wait a sec. Did you just say "snogging"?

Meatbag: Yeah. So?

Dante: Sith MB.

Meatbag:...Right.

DL: This isn't Britain, Weasley. Now...what were you saying, Bat Brain?

MB:

MB: That would be SapphirePrima.

Flexo: Arrgh, do you even have to ask?

MB: Prep-Time

Dante:

***

After getting changed into their Gym uniforms (Pink and purple Ballerina Leotards)...

DL: I can't lick my own crotch!

Dante, MB, Flexo, and DL went to the track. There, a fatass sat on a go-kart, looking at a Playboy. Without looking up, he spoke:

Fatass: My name is Coach Sabretooth.

Flexo: Boo! Hiss!

As Sabretooth searched the crowd for Flexo, Alexia and Bella ran past.

Dante and MB:

Dante: Hold on. They have the same gym period as us. Which means...

MB:...that they use their lockers the same time we do.

Dante: You thinking what I'm thinking.

MB: Giggity giggity?

Dante: Giggity goo.

Dante and MB:

After unsuccessfully finding Flexo, Sabretooth spoke again.

Sabretooth: As I was saying, for the rest of the year you will run the track...

Flexo: Ghey!

Sabretooth: While I *********e to my massive porn collection, located in a locked shack at the end of the field (The keys on me). This collection features everything to hardcore Jenna Jameson movies...

Dante: Eh?

Sabretooth: To boobah movies like "The Gift"...

MB:...Say what?

Sabretooth: To the unaired Golden Girls where we see Dorothy and Blanche finally get it on.

DL: YES!

Sabetooth:

Sabretooth pressed a button on his go-kart, which...did absolutely nothing.

Sabretooth: Damn...I need to get my heat-ray fixed. But in the meantime...TO THE PORNO CAVE!

Sabretooth drove away.

Sabretooth: fapfapfap...

Dante: Did he say massive porn collection?

MB: Yeah. We should go. NOW.

DL: Weren't you paying attention?

MB: No.

DL: Fair enough. But he said he had the keys on him. How in Sofia's boobs would we get them?

Dante pulled out a magic wand.

Dante: Accio Sabretooth's porn key!

A key flew into Dante's hand.

MB: Amazing, how'd you...?

Dante: Erm...OBLIVIATE!

There was a flash, and when it cleared, MB looked dazed.

MB: What happened?

Dante: Nothing.

DL: Dante summoned Sabretooth's porn stash keys so that we access said porn stash, then erased your memory of the incident.

Dante:...I hate you.

MB: Soooooo...same old, same old?

DL: Yep.

***

The three followed the tire tracks left by Sabretooth's Go-Kart, until they arrived at a large, unassuming shack. They all looked at the key.

DL: To think something so small could hold such amazing power...unlocking unlimited knowledge...

MB wiped away a tear.

MB: Beautiful...

DL: Let's do this s**t. But wait...aren't we missing someone?

***

Back on thetrack, Flexo was doing push-ups.

Sabretooth: One million, Flexo! Unless you tell me where my keys went. Then it'll be 999,999.

Flexo: Shiver me timbers, I don't know!

Sabretooth: Wrong answer!

Sabretooth took out a whip, and...

***
Dante: Nope.

DL: Didn't think so. But it never hurts to check.

MB: Let's go! I'm hornier than Dante, if possible!

Dante:

Dante put the key into the lock and turned. The door opened, and golden light flooded out.

Chorus: Hallejujah!

Dante: Oh...

MB:My...

DL:God...

The golden light enveloped the ,and they disappeared...