Hype High

[Batman]

Am I ever gonna be in this ****?

...

You...er... HAVE been in this. Multiple times.

 

[Alexia Dark]

My parts are so boring .

 

[Batman]

Your character will develop into a major player. This is assured.

 

[SapphirePrima]

My parts are so boring .

How dare you complain! I haven't even been in it yet.

 

[Swordmaster]

My parts are so boring .

You knee me in the balls. How the F**K is that boring?!

 

[Swordmaster]

Your character will develop into a major player. This is assured.

Tee-hee...


I said that aloud, didn't I?

 

[Swordmaster]

So, am I ever getting back in? I'd love to see what would happen if the two obsessed Batman freaks met.

Oh, I have plans for you

 

[Batman]

You knee me in the balls. How the F**K is that boring?!

...It is boring, actually. I thought you were aware of this, otherwise I would've said something.

 

[Alexia Dark]

... I thought someone else did that and I walked away.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Oh, I have plans for you

...I think I should be scared, but I'm not sure.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

You knee me in the balls. How the F**K is that boring?!

S**t, how many times has the balls been crushed by EVERYONE in this fic? 2, 3...DOZEN times? There are times when even the crotch shot can be old--it's f**king shocking, but still, f**king true.

 

[Swordmaster]

...Touche'

 

[The Demon's Head]

I'm still wating for my apperance.
You stupid, lazy, son of a *****.

 

[Swordmaster]

That last sentence is why you haven't been in it yet.




We are stupid, lazy SOB's

 

[Bat Attack]

I want to be in hype friggen' high! I better be in the next chapter.

 

[Swordmaster]

You WILL be

There's a time and a place for everyone.

There's a new chapter due this afternonn, btw people

 

[Swordmaster]

Chapter Ten: This title has nothing to do with the chapter


Dante, MB, and Dl walked out of English. Dante was relaying an elaborate and somewhat brutal plot to kill Phantasm.

Dante: …and then I’ll hang her entrails on the flagpole. What do you think?

DL: I think you have way too much time on your hands.

Dante: Well, I do, but what’s that got to do with…

Dante is interrupted by Snipershot, who crashes through a window and lands on his anus.

Everyone:

Snipershot:

Meatbag runs up to them, his face wet with drool.

MB: What’s up?

Meatbag: JLBats threw Snipershot out a window and killed him!

Snipershot: BOOGERS!

Meatbag:…ah f**k.

DL: Nice one, Meatface. Now, why’s your face covered with drool?

Meatbag: Oh, that. My Home-Ec teacher’s a total babe.

Dante: Wait. What?

Meatbag: I said, “My Home-Ec teacher is a total babe.”

Dante: This ain’t right. I get subjected to 5 minutes of head-pats and rants on nuking alcohol factories, and Meatbag here gets a frickin’ babe as a teacher?! What’s up with that, Mr. Bigglesworth?

Bigglesworth: Meow.

Dante: Indeed. This does not make sense.

Meatbag: neither do you, but do you see us complaining?

Dante looked at him, his eyes steel.
Dante: What was that?

Meatbag: Nothing.

Dante: No, go on. Tell me.

Meatbag: Seriously man, it was nothing.

Dante: Really?

Dante pulled a tape recorder out of his ass and replayed what Meatbag said.

Meatbag: Oh…that…

Dante: Listen up. If you ever say any s**t like that again, I’m gonna…

Meatbag: Do what?

Dante stares at Meatbag angrily.

Dante: Hey MB.

MB: Yes?

Dante: Meatbag=Tom Cruise.

MB’s face instantly darkened. His eyes turned red and yellow, and his teeth rotten.

Dante: Holy crap! MB’s a Sith!

The green-haired, make-up wearing kid emerged from nowhere.

Kid: Darth Suck.

The kid cackled and ran off.

Dante:

MB: You…sonuva…b***h…this…is…for…Katie…

MB lunged at Meatbag, strangling him until LV walked by with his mop. He hit MB.

LV: Sorry.

This awoke MB out of his trance.

MB: What’d I do now?

Dante gestured to Meatbag, who lay there motionless, bleeding, somehow...

Suddenly, a cannon shot was heard coming from the auditorium.

DL: What the-?

Dante, DL, and MB ran towards the auditorium, while Meatbag still lay there motionless. Snipershot, grinning like a buffoon, walked towards Meatbag, very slowly…

***
When the trio arrived, the auditorium was covered in money. Flexo stood on the stands, covered in sticky money.

Dante: What the hell happened?

MB: Obviously, George Lucas tricked all those who hated him into coming here so he could eat them. Flexo was the only one who signed up for the class, so he was eaten. But, being a pirate, he always carries a portable cannon, kept in his anal rectum. He obviously blew Lucas up from the inside, and escaped.

Flexo:…Yar.

Dante: How the hell’d you know that?

MB: Prep-Time.

Dante:…Okay. But where’d the money come from.

MB: George Lucas is made up of money.

DL: Everyone knows that.

Dante: Right…you all right there, Punk Master Flex?

Flexo: Never call me that again, matey. But yar, me all right.

MB: Alrighty then, let’s go.

The four left, and passed a man who wore a green shawl, and a diminutive man beside him, looking over a map of some kind.

Flexo: Who be they?

DL: The one in the ghey shawl is The Demon’s Head, and the midget is HarleenQuinzel.
Dante: And…what the hell are they doing?

DL: Plotting to destroy Canada. They do the same thing every year. Never go through with it though.

Dante: Why do they want to destroy Canada?

MB: I smell plot device…

DL: Nope, they just hate them Canucks.

MB:…Oh.

The four moved in, and listened in on their conversation.

The Demon’s Head (TDH): So, we’ll send the exploding squirrels to Canada, and then we’ll watch that damned country burn.

HarleenQuinzel: Right Boss.

MB (whispering): Exploding squirrels…genius…

DL: We should back away…very slowly…

Snipershot: SQUIRRLEY’S GO BOOM!

TDH and HarleenQuinzel look up, pissed.

TDH: Harleen my good man, summon the ninjas.

Dante: Ninjas?! Oh s**t…

Four masked, sword-wielding warriors appeared from nowhere.

MB: Ninjas. Why’d it have to be ninjas!?

The ninjas chased the four away. Snipershot stayed, and started licking TDH’s face. Meatbag was never seen again….








Until the next chapter, anyways

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Hilarious as always.

...

So, how much do I have to suck up until I appear again?

 

[Swordmaster]

Next chapter you're in anyway

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lol,cool. Can't wait till the next chapter.

 

[DBella]

I only see my name mentioned once or twice but I've no part in this story.

 

[Batman]

You'll have a bigger part in the coming chapters.

 

[DBella]

I'll be coming out of your locker?

 

[Batman]

We'll both be.

And our clothes will be messed up, for some reason.

 

[Flexo]

We'll both be.

And our clothes will be messed up, for some reason.

You're making out with a teacher?

Steamy.