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Master Bruce said:I'm the only one here that's ever finished one of these Hype related comedy fics.
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Sava said:but... i didnt start a fan fic
shut up *****
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Exactly, I'm a professional at starting them. After that I have no claim to fame.Sava said:how can you tell anyone how hard it is when you give up the very first chance you get
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Sava said:
i havent any teeth.
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Chapter Eleven: Battle Of The Batmen
Dante, MB, DL, Flexo, and Liam Neeson are being chased by ninjas. But you knew that. Well, except maybe for the Liam Neeson part.
Liam Neeson:"I've learned to live with alot of things."
Everyone: ...
Liam Neeson is effectively tackled and cut up by ninjas.
Dante: Oh my god! They killed Liam Neeson!
MB: You bastards!
Matt Stone And Trey Parker:
MB stops, and turns around.
MB: I can face them!
Flexo: Yar! Don't be a flippin fool, ye land lover!
MB: No, seriously! I think I can do it!
Dante: No... I'm pretty sure your ass would be dead.
MB: Look, all I have to do it pretend each one of them are Tom Cru-
DL: Wait... Look!
The four watch as the ninjas are taken out by a swift figure.
MB: Showoff!
The figure finishes with the ninjas, revealing himself to be MaskedManJRK.
The Demon's Head: Well, well! You took my advice about theatricality a bit litera-ACK!
The Demon's Head is strangled by Liam Neeson's severed hand.
TDH: This... isn't... over! Come... R2-D2!
HarleenQuinzel: HarleenQuinzel.
TDH: Right. What did I say?
The two leave.
DL: Filthy Stinkin Canadians.
MB: ...They were trying to destroy Canada.
DL: I know. I wasn't talking about them.
MB: ...
Dante: We could've handled those guys, you know.
MaskedManJRK: Is that why Flexo is soiling himself?
Flexo: Yar!
Dante: Oh, he just does that, occasionally.
MB: Who the hell are you?
Dante: ...DON'T...
MaskedManJRK: I'm Batman.
Dante: ...Oh ****.
MB: ...
MB: What... the ****.... did you just say, boy?
MaskedManJRK: What are you, dense? I just told you! I'm the goddamn Batman!
Frank Miller: *orgasm*
MB: Oh, no you're not. I was Batman LONG before you were, pal.
Dante: MB, let it go. We have s*** to do.
MB: **** off.
MaskedManJRK: Really? Is that why I've been Batman in the DC RPG for the past few seasons? AND In The One Universe RPG?
MB: I have the Ultimate DC!
MaskedManJRK: You had to START that one!
MB: ...Well... I.... I love Katie Holmes! Just like the Begins Batman!
MaskedManJRK: I like alot of women. Just like the COMIC Bruce Wayne. I'm a pimp! AND I'm Batman, mofo!
MB: Oh, that ****ing does it!
MB tackles JRK, as the two begin a long, unessacary battle.
Flexo: Yargh! Neither of them be Batman!
Meatbag: Try telling THEM that!
Dante: ...
Dante: Weren't you supposed to be dead and bleeding somewhere?
MB punches JRK. JRK counters with a kick to the face, as the two roll across the gym, amongst the dead ninjas.
Liam Neeson's Head: Have either of you seen my lightsaber?
MB: There is no such thing.
JRK: I don't think he's talking about a glowing sword...
MB:
JRK:
The two continue battling it out.
Dante: Alright, enough of this s***! MB, come on!
MB/JRK: I'M BATMAN!
Dante: I hoped I didn't have to do this, but... KATIE HOL-
MB throws a Batarang, knocking Dante in the head, and unconcious.
Flexo: Argh. Ye had that coming.
Meatbag: What are we going to do now?!
Chris O'Donnel: Pray!
Everyone: ........
DL: They'll kill eachother! The basteeds!
Suddenly, the door to the gym opens. MB and JRK look up, from strangling, to see DBella walk in.
DBella: ...
DBella: This isn't art class, is it?
MB:
JRK: Asswipe.
JRK throws MB off of him.
JRK: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pummel you into oblivion.
MB: *still mesmorised by Bella*
JRK: Eh. Good enough. Later, mofos!
JRK swings out of the gym, crashing upwards, through the skylight. Where he got the rope to swing with is anyone's guess.
Flexo: Yar! Thank Blackbeard's ghost that be over!
Bella hurries over to the bleeding MB.
Bella: Are you alright, Batsy?
MB: ...
MB: Batsy?
Bella: What? You don't like it?
MB: ...I love it.
Meatbag: *cough*Pansy*cough*
Dante gets up.
Dante: Sith MB.
Meatbag: ...
Meatbag: Point taken.
Bella: Well, as long as you're okay...
MB: You care?
Bella: Not really. I don't really know you. But as long as you're okay.
MB: .....
Dante: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Dante then notices Alexia Dark, in the corner, making out with the clownish kid. For... no reason at all, really.
Dante: ....................
MB: *smiling* Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Snipershot sits in the corner, drooling.
Snipershot: saLamIszzz!!!111
Dante, MB, DL, Flexo, and Liam Neeson are being chased by ninjas. But you knew that. Well, except maybe for the Liam Neeson part.
Liam Neeson:"I've learned to live with alot of things."
Everyone: ...
Liam Neeson is effectively tackled and cut up by ninjas.
Dante: Oh my god! They killed Liam Neeson!
MB: You bastards!
Matt Stone And Trey Parker:
MB stops, and turns around.
MB: I can face them!
Flexo: Yar! Don't be a flippin fool, ye land lover!
MB: No, seriously! I think I can do it!
Dante: No... I'm pretty sure your ass would be dead.
MB: Look, all I have to do it pretend each one of them are Tom Cru-
DL: Wait... Look!
The four watch as the ninjas are taken out by a swift figure.
MB: Showoff!
The figure finishes with the ninjas, revealing himself to be MaskedManJRK.
The Demon's Head: Well, well! You took my advice about theatricality a bit litera-ACK!
The Demon's Head is strangled by Liam Neeson's severed hand.
TDH: This... isn't... over! Come... R2-D2!
HarleenQuinzel: HarleenQuinzel.
TDH: Right. What did I say?
The two leave.
DL: Filthy Stinkin Canadians.
MB: ...They were trying to destroy Canada.
DL: I know. I wasn't talking about them.
MB: ...
Dante: We could've handled those guys, you know.
MaskedManJRK: Is that why Flexo is soiling himself?
Flexo: Yar!
Dante: Oh, he just does that, occasionally.
MB: Who the hell are you?
Dante: ...DON'T...
MaskedManJRK: I'm Batman.
Dante: ...Oh ****.
MB: ...
MB: What... the ****.... did you just say, boy?
MaskedManJRK: What are you, dense? I just told you! I'm the goddamn Batman!
Frank Miller: *orgasm*
MB: Oh, no you're not. I was Batman LONG before you were, pal.
Dante: MB, let it go. We have s*** to do.
MB: **** off.
MaskedManJRK: Really? Is that why I've been Batman in the DC RPG for the past few seasons? AND In The One Universe RPG?
MB: I have the Ultimate DC!
MaskedManJRK: You had to START that one!
MB: ...Well... I.... I love Katie Holmes! Just like the Begins Batman!
MaskedManJRK: I like alot of women. Just like the COMIC Bruce Wayne. I'm a pimp! AND I'm Batman, mofo!
MB: Oh, that ****ing does it!
MB tackles JRK, as the two begin a long, unessacary battle.
Flexo: Yargh! Neither of them be Batman!
Meatbag: Try telling THEM that!
Dante: ...
Dante: Weren't you supposed to be dead and bleeding somewhere?
MB punches JRK. JRK counters with a kick to the face, as the two roll across the gym, amongst the dead ninjas.
Liam Neeson's Head: Have either of you seen my lightsaber?
MB: There is no such thing.
JRK: I don't think he's talking about a glowing sword...
MB:
JRK:
The two continue battling it out.
Dante: Alright, enough of this s***! MB, come on!
MB/JRK: I'M BATMAN!
Dante: I hoped I didn't have to do this, but... KATIE HOL-
MB throws a Batarang, knocking Dante in the head, and unconcious.
Flexo: Argh. Ye had that coming.
Meatbag: What are we going to do now?!
Chris O'Donnel: Pray!
Everyone: ........
DL: They'll kill eachother! The basteeds!
Suddenly, the door to the gym opens. MB and JRK look up, from strangling, to see DBella walk in.
DBella: ...
DBella: This isn't art class, is it?
MB:
JRK: Asswipe.
JRK throws MB off of him.
JRK: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pummel you into oblivion.
MB: *still mesmorised by Bella*
JRK: Eh. Good enough. Later, mofos!
JRK swings out of the gym, crashing upwards, through the skylight. Where he got the rope to swing with is anyone's guess.
Flexo: Yar! Thank Blackbeard's ghost that be over!
Bella hurries over to the bleeding MB.
Bella: Are you alright, Batsy?
MB: ...
MB: Batsy?
Bella: What? You don't like it?
MB: ...I love it.
Meatbag: *cough*Pansy*cough*
Dante gets up.
Dante: Sith MB.
Meatbag: ...
Meatbag: Point taken.
Bella: Well, as long as you're okay...
MB: You care?
Bella: Not really. I don't really know you. But as long as you're okay.
MB: .....
Dante: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Dante then notices Alexia Dark, in the corner, making out with the clownish kid. For... no reason at all, really.
Dante: ....................
MB: *smiling* Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Snipershot sits in the corner, drooling.
Snipershot: saLamIszzz!!!111
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Whatever happened to my cameo as a horny Gym teacher?
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That...was...f**king...AWESOME! 
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When will I be coming in??
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Nevah!
Btw, nevah means soon
Btw, nevah means soon
Master Chief
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Yer cast isn't even alphabetized, wtf kind of production is this?!
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The kind where MB gets tortured
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Awesome, all is forgiven.
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BUMP.
Where's the rest, ya lazy cretons!
Where's the rest, ya lazy cretons!
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