Hype! Lyrics Thread

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good​

 

[Equint77]

Crack that whip​

Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
​

those disney *******s ruined that song.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't wanna know.
That song is way too perverted for Disney.

 

[Hades]

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl is hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Then you walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do,
Si, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl is hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

(Musical/Dance Break)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl is hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

You Can Win Her Yet!


Shipoopi

 

[Equint77]

I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't wanna know.
That song is way too perverted for Disney.

http://disney.go.com/disneyrecords/Song-Albums/devo20/

they got this group of stupid kids, named them Devo 2.0 and had them cover that song.

they're morons.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

http://disney.go.com/disneyrecords/Song-Albums/devo20/

they got this group of stupid kids, named them Devo 2.0 and had them cover that song.

they're morons.

LOL
Holy S***
Can't wait for G.G. Allin 2.0

 

[Alpha and Omega]

A real 2 for:

Off the Wall -

When The World Is On Your Shoulder
Gotta Straighten Up Your Act And Boogie Down
If You Can't Hang With The Feeling
Then There Ain't No Room For You This Part Of Town
'Cause We're The Party People Night And Day
Livin' Crazy That's The Only Way

So Tonight Gotta Leave That Nine To Five Upon The Shelf
And Just Enjoy Yourself
Groove, Let The Madness In The Music Get To You
Life Ain't So Bad At All
If You Live It Off The Wall
Life Ain't So Bad At All (Live Life Off The Wall)
Live Your Life Off The Wall (Live It Off The Wall)

You Can Shout Out All You Want To
'Cause There Ain't No Sin In Folks All Getting Loud
If You Take The Chance And Do It
Then There Ain't No One Who's Gonna Put You Down
'Cause We're The Party People Night And Day
Livin' Crazy That's The Only Way

So Tonight Gotta Leave That Nine To Five Upon The Shelf
And Just Enjoy Yourself
C'mon And Groove, And Let The Madness In The Music Get To You
Life Ain't So Bad At All
If You Live It Off The Wall
Life Ain't So Bad At All (Live Life Off The Wall)
Live Your Life Off The Wall (Live It Off The Wall)

Do What You Want To Do
There Ain't No Rules It's Up To You (Ain't No Rules It's All Up To You)
It's Time To Come Alive
And Party On Right Through The Night (All Right)

Gotta Hide Your Inhibitions
Gotta Let That Fool Loose Deep Inside Your Soul
Want To See An Exhibition
Better Do It Now Before You Get To Old
'Cause We're The Party People Night And Day
Livin' Crazy That's The Only Way

So Tonight Gotta Leave That Nine To Five
Upon The Shelf And Just
Enjoy Ourselves/Yourself C'mon And Groove (Yeah)
Let The Madness In The Music Get To You
Life Ain't So Bad At All
If You Live It Off The Wall Life
Ain't So Bad At All (Live Life Off The Wall)
Live Your Life Off The Wall (Live It Off The Wall)

So Tonight Gotta Leave That Nine To Five
Upon The Shelf And
Just Enjoy Yourself C'mon And Groove (Yeah)
Let The Madness In The Music Get To You
Life Ain't So Bad At All
If You Live It Off The Wall Life
Ain't So Bad At All (Live Life Off The Wall)
Live Your Life Off The Wall (Live It Off The Wall)

Comfortably Numb
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain it you would not understand
This is not how I am.

I have become comfortably numb.
I have become comfortably numb.

O.K.
Just a little pin prick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
but I have become comfortably numb.

 

[DBella]

Stephen Lynch is a comedian who sings as his act. He's actually very funny.

Ahh.... thanks for the info, Erz.
Does he have an album? And is his singing more like rapping or does it actually have some type of melody to it?

 

[Master Chief]

Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn
Burn motherf***er burn

Hello my name is jimmy pop and I’m a dumb white guy
I’m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don’t know mofo if y’all peeps be buggin’ give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I’m the other white meat known as ’kid funky fried’
Yeah I’m hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine
Cause I’m kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie
I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me cookie
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn
Burn motherf***er burn

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I’m not black like barry white no I am white like frank black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey’s gone to heaven
But if I go to bad place then I hope I burn well
I’ll spend my days with j.f.k., marvin gaye, martha raye, and lawrence welk
And kurt cobain, kojak, mark twain and jimi hendrix’s poltergeist
And webster yeah emmanuel lewis cause he’s the anti-christ
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn
Burn motherf***er burn

Everybody here we go
Ohh ohh
C’mon party people
Ohh ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh ohh
C’mon party people
Ohh ohh
Wave ’em like you don’t care
Ohh ohh
C’mon party people
Ohh ohh
Everbody say ho
Ohh ohh
C’mon party people
Ohh ohh
Everybody here we go

Bloodhound Gang rules.

And Bella, Lynch is a genius. He sings with this very, very sweet and light singing voice with an acoustic guitar. He has three albums, one came out in October last year. If you want a sample I could upload a song.

 

[DBella]

Bloodhound Gang rules.

And Bella, Lynch is a genius. He sings with this very, very sweet and light singing voice with an acoustic guitar. He has three albums, one came out in October last year. If you want a sample I could upload a song.

Does he appear on Comedy Central? The lyrics you posted was pretty funny actually. I would love to hear it and so yes, please do upload that song and any other. Thanks, MC.

 

[Master Chief]

I don't have that song because it's his opening for his live show which was put on DVD, and it's not on the albums.

But here's one anyways, it's a lullaby he wrote for his daughter after him and his wife divorced: http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0YPYXOGMDN9NW220ML2YF53SXQ

 

[JackBauer]

D&D, by Stephen Lynch

I got my twelve-sided die and I'm ready to roll
With my wizard and my goblin crew
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement
Bringing funyuns and the Mountain Dew
I got a big broadsword made out of cardboard
And that stereo's a-pumping Zeppelin
It's that time of the night
We turn on the black light
Well let the dungeons and the dragons begin

It's D&DEEEEEEEEE
Fighting with the legends of yore
It's D&DEEEEEEEEE
Never kissed a lady before
(No!)

Well The Lord of The Rings, The Dark Crystal and things
We use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes
We're the coolest kids in the school
(No we're not)
(I know)

Now Tyche's a real bastard
But a fair dungeon master
He's got hit points and charisma to lend
Well I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb
When I'm not I'm with my girlfriend

It's D&...

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
You got a girlfriend?
Yeah... Yeah...
No.

It's D&DEEEEEEEEE
Warriors who terrify
It's D&DEEEEEEEEE
Virgins till the day weeeeeeeee...
One, two, three,four!
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Whaaaaa!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She was born to be my Unicorn
Robed head of ferns
Cat child tutored by the learned.

Darkly ghostish host
Haggard vizier of the moats
Seeks the sandled shores of Gods
Baby of the moors.

The night-mare's mauve mashed mind
Sights the visions of the blinds
Shoreside stream of steam
Cooking kings in cream of scream.

Jackdaw winter head
Cleans his chalcedony bed
A silken word of kind
Was returned from Nijinsky Hind.

Giant of Inca hill
Loosed his boar to gorely kill
The dancing one horned waife
In doublet of puffin-bill.

The beast in feast of sound
Kittened lamb on God's ground
Ridden by the born of horn
Jigged like a muse on life's lawn.​

 

[DBella]

I don't have that song because it's his opening for his live show which was put on DVD, and it's not on the albums.

But here's one anyways, it's a lullaby he wrote for his daughter after him and his wife divorced: http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0YPYXOGMDN9NW220ML2YF53SXQ

OMG!! The music is soft and ... kinda sad but the words... LOL!!
Talk about dysfunctional!

 

[Master Chief]

That's what makes it so awesome. He does have a comedy network special too which I forgot to answer, his site has the date and time listings whenever it's gonna show again. His DVD is great too, he's awesome live.

 

[ampersand]

A real 2 for:

Comfortably Numb
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain it you would not understand
This is not how I am.

I have become comfortably numb.
I have become comfortably numb.

O.K.
Just a little pin prick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
but I have become comfortably numb.

God I love this song. The line where they say "I do believe it's working, good" is hilarious because of the way he says "good". It's like "Guh!"

 

[DBella]

That's what makes it so awesome. He does have a comedy network special too which I forgot to answer, his site has the date and time listings whenever it's gonna show again. His DVD is great too, he's awesome live.

Can you link me to his site, please? Thanks.
I've not heard of him until you posted his lyrics. I enjoy watching stand up comics on Comedy Central but I usually don't remember the comedians' names.

 

[Erzengel]

OMG!! The music is soft and ... kinda sad but the words... LOL!!
Talk about dysfunctional!

That's my favorite song from him.

But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear

 

[Master Chief]

Can you link me to his site, please? Thanks.
I've not heard of him until you posted his lyrics. I enjoy watching stand up comics on Comedy Central but I usually don't remember the comedians' names.

http://www.stephenlynch.com/

 

[DBella]

That's my favorite song from him.

But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear

Hahaha! That made me laugh so hard!! But there are other lines that are as funny. Does he really have a daughter? If so, how old?

 

[DBella]

http://www.stephenlynch.com/

Thanks, MC.
I'd hug you but you'd just put that gun of yours to my head... so, I'll pass.

 

[Equint77]

Thanks, MC.
I'd hug you but you'd just put that gun of yours to my head... so, I'll pass.

how romantic.

 

[musclesforsupes]

We are the hype
We are the Hypesters
We are the ones who talk about puppies
and also comics!!!
We talk about some stuff
Stuff that dont make sense
However sometimes we always act like little oreos
We get hungry lots of timesssssss
Equint and Wilhelm Rhymeeee
Sometimes I make thread that gets deletedddddd
We are the hypeeeee
We cant stop posttinggggg
We are the ones who chat about stuff ranging from "the dork kid" to my hype 25
I must stop, because I gotta post a quick replyyyyyy!

 

[Alexia Dark]

I hope you're doing fine out there without me
'Cause I'm not doing so good without you
The things I though you'd never know about me
Were the things I guess you always understood

So how could have been so blind for all these years
I guess I only see the truth through all this fear
Of living without you

And everything I have in this world
And all that I'll ever be
It could all fall down around me
Just as long as I have you right here by me

And I can't take another day without you
'Cause baby I could never make it on my own
I've been waiting so long just to hold you
And to be back in your arms where I belong

Sorry I can't always find the words to say
That everything I've ever known gets swept away
Inside of your love

And everything I have in this world
All that I'll ever be
It could all fall down around me
Just as long as I have you right here by me

As the days roll on, I see
Time is standing still for me
When you're not here

Sorry I can't always find the words to say
That everything I've ever known gets swept away
Inside of your love

And everything I have in this world
All that I'll ever be
It could all fall down around me
Just as long as I have you right here by me

 

[Erzengel]

Hahaha! That made me laugh so hard!! But there are other lines that are as funny. Does he really have a daughter? If so, how old?

I don't think he has a daughter yet. LOL

But he might have a grandfather. (Inside joke)