Mee
2 E's are better than 1
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Good morning/afternoon/evening/hunting Hypesters. Today's story may very well shake the fabric of the Hype. You all know Erzengel, long-time poster, widely considered one of the best the Hype has ever seen. Lately, he's taken to trying to reform the Hype. He took my NIN (no, not Nine Inch Nails) investigation and turned it into a witch hunt, he's on a never-ending campaign against the lounges, and he runs the relationship advice thread like an Asian Dr. Phil. But why? What are his motives? Is he the answer?
First off, I put together a brain-trust of some of the top Hypesters that would actually answer my PMs. (Bella and LR didn't, but uh, don't read too much into that
) I wanted to get a better idea of Erz: the man. And also maybe get someone to slip and expose some secrets...
1. To start off, I'd just like your general opinion of Erz. Be honest, be brutal.
StorminNorman: If I were to be honest, I would say Erzengel seems to be a good guy and an always entertaining and enjoyable poster. His survivor was excellent and enjoyable. (says the guy who came in 2nd)
If I were to be Brutal, I would probably say something sarcastic and demeaning.
Wilhelm:
Kipobe: I like Erz... when I first saw him around, I didn't really think anything of him. Screenames are obviously the first thing anyone noticed, and his was capitalized with no numbers, and actually meant something, so I figured he was smart. This was my first clue that he was Asian. Later, I found out other details like he lives in Jersey. But even with these two horrific strikes against him, I still like him... even though I think there's a level of Erz that no one will ever see on the boards because it's too deep!
We just established that he's NOT deep.
2. Have you ever seen Erz engaged in any of the following:
A. mindless lounge chit-chat Immortalfire: No, his hate for the lounge is quite obvious.
B. putting numbers in names Wasn't his original name 3rzenge1? It should of been, it would of been awesome and original!
C. making his Star Wars toys go at it like Nerfs in heat No one has ever seen him so that's a pointless question. (do I come to Seattle and tell you how to do your job?) No, but he should do that if he doesn't already.
3. Has Erz ever tried to go at you like a Nerf in heat?
Nerfs reproduce asexually. Do your research. (there you go again!)
Also, Nerfs are a rip-off of "Sligs" from "Dune".
George Lucas ripped off everybody and got away with 3 Billion dollars.
Yes. But this is understandable. I am awesome. Erz recognizes awesome when he sees it... he is not the only one, but he's one of the few I like. (I feel like this can be taken a few ways...)
Who hasn't? (Bo Jackson)
4. Why has Erz never posted a real picture of himself, yet takes joy in mocking those of others?
Because he probably looks like this.
(But, Asian-er.)
5. Finally, is Erz the answer to the Hype's problems?
Not a chance. But I do think his heart is in the right place. And as Ben Parker said, "Intention is fifty percent of anything."
(And the other fifty is Disco dancing down the sidewalk right?)
The Hype is a problem. There is no solution.
If there was nothing to b**** about, it wouldn't be the Hype anymore.
Solving the problems of the Hype would be as fun and exciting as Battlestar Galactica with no Cylons.
He has worked as facilitator in the self-actualization of other posters who, deep down, deserve to be better posters.
The Hype is too big of a fix for one man. Even Batman. In short, the Hype is worse than Gotham City, and Erz is not Christian Bale... he's just Christian. (in name, not religion)
Whilst I have the microphone, I'd also like to add that Rosario Dawson is hot, the Lakers will beat the Celtics at home in 5 games, and killing people in the dark is legal if you use a silencer on your gun.
Thank you.
The views expressed by Kipobe do not represent the views of Hype News. Except the part about the Lakers beating the Celtics, I'm totally behind that.
...Like a Nerf in heat.
So there you are. Hopefully now you have a better understanding of Erz, and can better judge whether or not to follow his advice. I'll leave you with this, an ad from the last Hype election, take it as you will...
This has been Mee, for Hype News.
More news as it comes...
So sit tight chums...
First off, I put together a brain-trust of some of the top Hypesters that would actually answer my PMs. (Bella and LR didn't, but uh, don't read too much into that
) I wanted to get a better idea of Erz: the man. And also maybe get someone to slip and expose some secrets... 1. To start off, I'd just like your general opinion of Erz. Be honest, be brutal.
StorminNorman: If I were to be honest, I would say Erzengel seems to be a good guy and an always entertaining and enjoyable poster. His survivor was excellent and enjoyable. (says the guy who came in 2nd
)If I were to be Brutal, I would probably say something sarcastic and demeaning.
Wilhelm:
- He should've been a mod but they won't make him one because they're petty and deem him as "guilty by association" because he frequents the country's most notorious child pornography site.(this is a joke, FYI) He would be a better mod than several of the current ones, though I would not wish such a thankless, tedious job upon him.
- Like me, he is right about everything, only with me, people hate me for it, but no one can hate Erzengel.
- He is not "arrogant"...just vocal about how much better he is than most people. I don't know which is more sad, the people who try to deny it and become angered, or the people who instantly bend over and accept it with a spineless smile.
- We get along great because we only talk about Star Wars or how stupid other people are, and he never talks about religion or politics.
Kipobe: I like Erz... when I first saw him around, I didn't really think anything of him. Screenames are obviously the first thing anyone noticed, and his was capitalized with no numbers, and actually meant something, so I figured he was smart. This was my first clue that he was Asian. Later, I found out other details like he lives in Jersey. But even with these two horrific strikes against him, I still like him... even though I think there's a level of Erz that no one will ever see on the boards because it's too deep!
We just established that he's NOT deep.
2. Have you ever seen Erz engaged in any of the following:
A. mindless lounge chit-chat Immortalfire: No, his hate for the lounge is quite obvious.
B. putting numbers in names Wasn't his original name 3rzenge1? It should of been, it would of been awesome and original!
C. making his Star Wars toys go at it like Nerfs in heat No one has ever seen him so that's a pointless question. (do I come to Seattle and tell you how to do your job?
) No, but he should do that if he doesn't already.3. Has Erz ever tried to go at you like a Nerf in heat?
Nerfs reproduce asexually. Do your research. (there you go again!
)Also, Nerfs are a rip-off of "Sligs" from "Dune".
George Lucas ripped off everybody and got away with 3 Billion dollars.
Yes. But this is understandable. I am awesome. Erz recognizes awesome when he sees it... he is not the only one, but he's one of the few I like. (I feel like this can be taken a few ways...)
Who hasn't? (Bo Jackson)
4. Why has Erz never posted a real picture of himself, yet takes joy in mocking those of others?
Because he probably looks like this.
(But, Asian-er.)
5. Finally, is Erz the answer to the Hype's problems?
Not a chance. But I do think his heart is in the right place. And as Ben Parker said, "Intention is fifty percent of anything."
(And the other fifty is Disco dancing down the sidewalk right?)
The Hype is a problem. There is no solution.
If there was nothing to b**** about, it wouldn't be the Hype anymore.
Solving the problems of the Hype would be as fun and exciting as Battlestar Galactica with no Cylons.
He has worked as facilitator in the self-actualization of other posters who, deep down, deserve to be better posters.
The Hype is too big of a fix for one man. Even Batman. In short, the Hype is worse than Gotham City, and Erz is not Christian Bale... he's just Christian. (in name, not religion)
Whilst I have the microphone, I'd also like to add that Rosario Dawson is hot, the Lakers will beat the Celtics at home in 5 games, and killing people in the dark is legal if you use a silencer on your gun.
Thank you.
The views expressed by Kipobe do not represent the views of Hype News. Except the part about the Lakers beating the Celtics, I'm totally behind that.
...Like a Nerf in heat.
So there you are. Hopefully now you have a better understanding of Erz, and can better judge whether or not to follow his advice. I'll leave you with this, an ad from the last Hype election, take it as you will...
This has been Mee, for Hype News.
More news as it comes...
So sit tight chums...
