Hype News Investigation: The Missing

[Mee]

He hates this place...who cares? Only Mee apparently.

He called me his little e-brother.

 

[BlackLantern]

brutal seems to be one of the few who have a life outside the Hype.....i myself have considered leaving as well

 

[Erzengel]

As someone who usually could make Brutal stop whatever he was doing for Mee, to work in the Majors, I too am curious on his whereabouts.

I think he's doing what Phantasm was doing. Going on a sexual self finding quest.

 

[Erzengel]

brutal seems to be one of the few who have a life outside the Hype.....i myself have considered leaving as well

Why does posting on here or any messageboard constitute not having a life?

 

[Mee]

I think he's doing what Phantasm was doing. Going on a sexual self finding quest.

He never did figure out how to work a zipper.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I :heart: Hype News Investigations

 

[redmarvel]

I want a cookie.

Blast, now I've started thinking about the chocolate chip cookies I have in our munchie cabinet downstairs...

 

[BlackLantern]

Why does posting on here or any messageboard constitute not having a life?

I find myself not doing other stuff to be on here, I don't go out as much....I ignore stuff I have recorded on my DVR.......I might take a Hype sabbatical soon

 

[Mee]

Hype News is changing lives.

 

[jaguarr]

Brutal's in prison. Let it go.

jag

 

[DV8]

As you've probably all noticed, Hype News photoshop guy BRUTAL, has gone missing. As the Hype's top (and yes, only) reporter, plus his dearest closest bestest friend besides all the hookers, I'm on an ongoing quest to find BRUTAL, and bring him back to us. Dead or alive! If we had a special effects budget, there woulda been a lightning strike right there. It woulda been totally rad. Anyway, back to BRUTAL.

The first question I asked myself was-

Why would BRUTAL leave without giving any notice? Goodbye threads are a staple of the Hype! This leads me to believe he didn't plan on being gone as long as he has. Either that, or he's a big jerk.

pry both

 

[DBella]

What a mystery.

Not to those who know.

Haha, oh Mee. I know where Brutal went. Also, my description is hilarious.

We share the same secret!

 

[SuBe]

Maybe he saw the 3rd picture and is now crazy.

 

[jaguarr]

Maybe he saw the 3rd picture and is now crazy.

Maybe he IS the third picture! :dangerousmystery:

jag

 

[Victor Creed]

I find myself not doing other stuff to be on here, I don't go out as much....I ignore stuff I have recorded on my DVR.......I might take a Hype sabbatical soon

That is sort of sad, lol.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

and make him play Richard Simmons to her cats.

Hahaha

Actually that's not correct.
Richard Simmons coddles fat people. He cries and hugs them and tells them they are okay and special and s***...and then he says he's going to help them lose weight, as he continues to gain more and more of it every year.

 

[Eggyman]

Hahaha

Actually that's not correct.
Richard Simmons coddles fat people. He cries and hugs them and tells them they are okay and special and s***...and then he says he's going to help them lose weight, as he continues to gain more and more of it every year.

It's his gift/curse: He takes the fat from people and swallows the poisonous chub himself.

He is a herO.

 

[jaguarr]

It's his gift/curse: He takes the fat from people and swallows the poisonous chub himself.

He is a herO.

Oh, like Sineater only with fat and more crying. That's cool.

jag

 

[Symbiotic]

Blast, now I've started thinking about the chocolate chip cookies I have in our munchie cabinet downstairs...

May I suggest go get some. (And bring me one!)

 

[Lord Valumart]

what if he's dead

 

[Showtime]

What if you are?

 

[Mee]

Not to those who know.

We share the same secret!

Another one, jeez.


BRUTAL has so many girlfriends he confides in, it's like he's...gay.

 

[DBella]

He called me his little e-brother.

Another one, jeez.


BRUTAL has so many girlfriends he confides in, it's like he's...gay.

Hos before bros?

 

[Mee]

For BRUTAL apparently.

 

[BlackLantern]

my closest friends are a lesbian couple.....I'm more at ease around women